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June 04, 2005

Constantine From American Idol Falls On His Ass

Is there anything better than a celebrity falling on his ass?

Sure. An ersatz celebrity falling on his ass.

Also from Nervous Breakdown, who noted the misuse of the NYT quote for the Beth ad campaign, a kinda funny video of Constantine trying to be David Lee Roth and winding up as, well, Constantine.


posted by Ace at 01:00 PM
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Who the hell is Constantine?

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on June 4, 2005 02:03 PM

He was the first Roman emperor to convert to Christianity.

In hoc signo vinces, motherfuckers!

I got the historical knowledge going on up in this bitch.

Posted by: Andrew on June 4, 2005 02:29 PM

what a douche.

Posted by: bostonirish on June 4, 2005 04:06 PM

While you're down there, can you fly up high? What an ass...

Posted by: THIRDWAVEDAVE on June 4, 2005 04:58 PM

He can fly?? LMAO What a moron, but actually, never having seen him before, he looked like he was pretty loaded.

Posted by: Dan on June 4, 2005 05:54 PM

Dear god what a total dumbass. Maybe he broke his tailbone. Damn what a dumb, stupid, ASS.

Posted by: Marty on June 6, 2005 08:29 AM

A while back, my husband was flipping through the channels and stopped at Constantine singing on American Idol.

He said, "They're saying that the girls love this guy."
I said, "Are you kidding?? He looks like a weasel."

Posted by: lauraw on June 6, 2005 09:46 AM

Check out the Pimp v Karate guy. What a backfist.

Lights out .. uh huh, dance, dance, dance.

Can't dance with legs of rubber!

Posted by: GregS on June 6, 2005 10:33 AM
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