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June 01, 2005

Hallmark Takes Out Ad Pimping Rosie O'Donnell For Emmy

Like f'n' clockwork.

As TVGasm suggests, we should encourage the Emmy voters to vote for Rosie, just because it would be so embarassing for all involved.

At the very least, I think they should give Riding the Bus With My Sister an award for special technical achievement in wacky t-shirts.

Thanks to Nathan.


posted by Ace at 04:28 PM
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How about a special effects award for that bullshit speech impediment?

Posted by: lauraw on June 1, 2005 05:05 PM

The truly terrifying thing is that they found more than one positive blurb -- from fairly 'respectable' outlets! -- to put on the ad.

I mean, what the...!? (Meanwhile, no chance the best show on television is going to win anything.)

Posted by: someone on June 1, 2005 05:18 PM

I've been saying for years now that they need a "Magical Retard" category. There's no justice.

Posted by: James on June 1, 2005 05:58 PM

I guess this is related. Over at Beautiful Atrocities, Jeff has a nice little photoshopped pic of Rosie with a Hitler moustache. It brings out her serious side--I'm hoping she wears it to the awards show.

Posted by: utron on June 1, 2005 06:29 PM

Emmy? Pish. Rosie deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

I mean, thanks to her, all of mankind now knows that DEEP DOWN INSIDE there's something special about each and every one of us.

Posted by: Michael on June 1, 2005 07:23 PM

"special technical achievement in wacky t-shirts"

Man, Once Upon a Time in Mexico should have swept that award a few years ago. CIA agent Johnny Depp is under cover in Mexico and wears t-shirts that say "CIA", "Yo Quiero Taco Bell", and "I'm With Stupid" (with an arrow pointing to his weiner).

Posted by: Les Jones on June 1, 2005 11:58 PM
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