Interestingly enough, about the only thing a VHS tape of Hard To Kill is useful for is flaying bison flesh from the bone.

Hmmm. I can only wonder how our neolithic ancestors would have used the cave painting to imagine a pool hall fight scene.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Oh, God. You just reminded me of that horrible "So I'm nothing without my gun and my badge, huh?" dialogue.

didn't you people notice??? this is the original cave painting capturing Fred Flinstone shopping for his brontosaurus burger... ok, so the animal drawn isn't a brontosaurus, but it's Flinstones all right.

:-)

Link?

Sorry, I didn't mean to be traumatic.

That's actually pretty damn funny, and what does the fact that no one noticed tell us?

That most of the people who go to the museum are just hoping to find a nice poster in the gift shop?

I thought the 'I'm nothing without my gun and badge" was from Above the Law. Hard to Kill is the one with Kelly LeBrock.

I just remembered... it was Hard to Kill. I got a little ahead of myself there.

Actually, I don't think it was from either. I think it was actually from Out for Justice.

Who cares? With the exception of Under Siege, they're all pretty much the same fuckin' movie.

Kind of funny, but if my experience is any guide, no one looks very carefully at this shit in museums anyway.

Oh, I sure do! This was after I noticed that on those Greek vases the guys could twirl plates and balance jugs of wine on their lovely long priapuses. Quite a few other sexual acts depicted, too. :-)

Hot damn, there really was an animal called an "aurochs." And here I always thought that was just an invention by George R. R. Martin.

Make that an oil painting of Foghat playing poker.

Here's a link to some of his other pranks.

Cool how life imitates art at times. I see defacing an authentic rock drawing as a sign of total disrespect for a culture. Okay I'm taking it too serious, but I'm an artist and I actually look at these things. While I think the shopping cart drawing probably does have some merit, GET YOUR OWN ROCK, asshole.

Huh? Perhaps I'm naive, but I assumed that this guy didn't draw a shopping cart on an authentic 5,000-year-old drawing. I thought this was a genuine 21st-century rock with a silly drawing taped to the wall.

The rock itself is also fraudulent.
He planted the whole thing in the exhibit, he did not deface a relic.

Reminds me of the petroglyphs out here. No one cared about them for years until neighborhoods started moving in and a much needed road is going to shave a bit off the edge of the park. Now the Native American folks are having ceremonies out where we used to hunt birds and rabbits when I was a kid. There are also stories of boy scouts having made some of the ancient drawings, too...