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Dangerously Theocratic Islamist Iraqi Government... Legalizes BoozeInstapundit slices like a hammer, linking both this story and the one below. Hate to keep stealing from him -- I try to avoid that, as I figure most of you read him anyway -- but damn, what I wouldn't do for that man's gmail box o' magic tips. At any rate... you know that crazy ultrareligious government they've got in Iraq now? The one that's no better -- worse, actually -- than Saddam's rape-ocracy? They just allowed nightclubs and taverns to start pouring the good stuff. Alcohol doesn't solve all of life's problems, of course. No more than, I'd say, 80-90%. So the Iraqis have more work to do, but this is a good start. But seriously-- the idea that a government should basically leave people the f' alone to do what they want is a good one. Porn, booze, "marital aids," birth control -- it's not that we should exult in people engaging in what some consider immoral behavior, but that we should exult in governments that are wise enough to leave most such decisions to their citizens. And the thought that such a progressive idea is infecting Iraqi politics is a hopeful sign. Now, of course, anyone wishing to sell booze will of course have to apply for a license. And liquor licenses are basically just a vehicle for governmental corruption, even in more advanced democracies like ours. But a bit of low-level graft isn't a threat to democracy. In an odd way, low-level corruption is the canary in the coal mine of democracy. If the state is so omnipresent and powerful as to root out low-level corruption... well, in all likelihood, the state itself is engaging is very high-level megacorruption and kleptocracy. posted by Ace at 12:29 PM
CommentsIn an odd way, low-level corruption is the canary in the coal mine of democracy. I don't get it. But then again I live in Connecticut. If you pieced together all the film clips of our perp-walking public officials...you'd have a long ass tape. Posted by: lauraw on May 25, 2005 12:37 PM
In the words of the great Homer Simpson: "Alchohol, the cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems". How long before an episode of Cops takes place in Baghdad? Posted by: US Soldier on May 25, 2005 12:38 PM
Actually, change that to 'low level corruption is directly proportional to how many Italians live in your state,' and you'd have a point. Posted by: lauraw on May 25, 2005 12:53 PM
lauraw, I found your gratuitous swipe at Italian-Americans offensive. Care to apologize over drinks sometime? Posted by: Camille Paglia on May 25, 2005 12:57 PM
No. But I retain the right to make disparaging remarks about all ethnic groups within my own heritage. Cedarford is wrong. It isn't the Jews, or the Chinese. Its the Italians, and its TOO LATE!!! Mwaa ha haaa Posted by: lauraw on May 25, 2005 01:08 PM
lauraw No less a luminary than Camille Paglia invites your Italian heritage to drinks and you refuse? But, now that I think about it, I have some iti in the line too, that's the part we don't talk about. Posted by: 27DYSLEXIC VIRGINS on May 25, 2005 01:13 PM
The Micks don't have a very glorius past either ... another line I don't claim. Posted by: 24 MONKEYS on May 25, 2005 01:16 PM
I am so glad I don't drink anymore, I don't miss it a bit - not ever! Posted by: 72 FLYING HALLUCINATIONS on May 25, 2005 01:19 PM
Only on my mothers side. Posted by: lauraw on May 25, 2005 01:20 PM
Yeah, let the Moslems act like idiots (more than they do now), get into fights, kill each other, total cars, sleep with any mammal they can, puke on each other, wake up with strangers and of course, wake up with Whopping, Killer-Hangovers that last three for days. Fun, fun, fun! Posted by: shit from shinola on May 25, 2005 01:25 PM
You know of course that the city of Baghdad would never dream of banning smoking in bars. Posted by: lauraw on May 25, 2005 01:27 PM
I thought the founding fathers were all Masons. Just watched National Treasure you know . . . What's that? Oops--never mind. Posted by: skinbad on May 25, 2005 01:30 PM
-but enough about your mother, shinola. Posted by: lauraw on May 25, 2005 01:31 PM
The booze is a great start, but if they'd start looking the other way about 420 like we do, they'd really lighten up as a society. Posted by: Blacksheep on May 25, 2005 01:35 PM
I wonder how much of this newfound freedom was a result of American soldiers asking "where can I get a good beer around here?" Posted by: Slublog on May 25, 2005 01:55 PM
I disagree with Ace about corruption. In my experience, the more low-level corruption there is, the more high-level corruption there will be, too. Posted by: SJKevin on May 25, 2005 01:57 PM
No kidding slublog, I bet the craving for an ice-cold beer is quite intense after a few 120-degree days. Posted by: lauraw on May 25, 2005 01:58 PM
"Alcohol doesn't solve all of life's problems, of course. No more than, I'd say, 80-90%" Dude, you've got C4 for the rest. There is no problem that cannot be solved by the judicious application of alcohol or high explosives. Posted by: David Gillies on May 25, 2005 02:20 PM
lauraw -but enough about your mother, shinola. Yeah, she's the Italian side. Posted by: shit from shinola on May 25, 2005 02:52 PM
SJKevin I disagree with Ace about corruption. In my experience, the more low-level corruption there is, the more high-level corruption there will be, too. In an odd way, low-level corruption is the canary in the coal mine of democracy. If the state is so omnipresent and powerful as to root out low-level corruption... well, in all likelihood, the state itself is engaging is very high-level megacorruption and kleptocracy. Think you're right. Just ACE's Libertarian streak. Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union show just how wrong this Liberal stereotype is. Posted by: 24 MONKEYS on May 25, 2005 03:01 PM
It's a throw-away observation, but I base it on America. We're obviously the greatest and freest and most stable democracy the world has ever known (well, maybe the British can give us a run for our money; not sure), and yet low-level corruption re: liquor licenses and restaurant inspectors and construction inspectors is still pretty damn common, isn't it? I'm not saying corruption is good, obviously. But I wonder how tightly the state would have to watch each of us to insure that Inspector X wasn't taking a quick bribe from Bar Y. Posted by: ace on May 25, 2005 03:04 PM
Yeah, but our corruption is nowhere near what it is in other countries, especially totalitarian countries, like say Moslem countries. I'd argue the reverse: comparitively speaking, the more authoritarin the government the more the corruption and the less the freedom because of the corruption. Posted by: 72 FLYING HALLUCINATIONS on May 25, 2005 03:11 PM
heehee - I was the one who emailed the story to Instapundit. No BS'ing either. Posted by: Monica on May 25, 2005 04:20 PM
Lauraa W willl settle for a Big Whopper Posted by: Lewis B. Sckolnick on May 27, 2005 12:06 AM
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