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May 21, 2005

Female Streaker Scores Goal In Soccer Match

This chick is pretty hot, and the set-up pretty implausible, so I'm doubting this is an actual clip from a soccer game. I think it might be a cut from some European commercial designed to look like a real incident.

My suspicions aside, it's still pretty funny, and you get to see boobies.

Obviously, a light content warning for tasteful sports-related nudity.

Thanks to Tim. GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!


posted by Ace at 12:36 PM
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she shoots she scores!

Posted by: Dave in Texas on May 21, 2005 12:54 PM

The only possible way soccer could ever catch on in the US.

Posted by: zetetic on May 21, 2005 01:03 PM

That adress on the bottom: dreamteamfc.tv - it takes yout to the Sun's fantasy soccer league homepage. I'm thinking this is a (fake) ad.

Posted by: Richard on May 21, 2005 01:24 PM

Those are some awesome tits. Check out how firm they are, they don't even bounce when she's jumpin around. Yay.

Posted by: fat kid on May 21, 2005 01:52 PM

Boobs are the greatest. The f'ing greatest.

They should have one day a year where every girl with halfway decent boobs has to walk around all day with her boobs showing all the time so all of us can see all the great boobs.

Boob Day. Sometime in June or July. National Boob Day. Man, that would be so cool.

Posted by: Dogstar on May 21, 2005 02:16 PM

Dogstar, it's enthusiasm like that that makes us girls sorta forgive you for your remarks.

Sorta. :)

Posted by: Lipstick Dynamite on May 21, 2005 03:54 PM

I don't know if this helps, but on further reflection, I regret (in the earlier post) not using the term "man in the boat" instead.

Or, as an alternative, the "eleventh little piggie".

Posted by: Dogstar on May 21, 2005 04:34 PM

(Laughing) Well I would not have understood what you were talking about! Probably would have horrified friends by asking them to explain!

Posted by: Lipstick Dynamite on May 21, 2005 05:05 PM

boobies are grand
boobies are great
i think about boobies
when i masturbate

Posted by: ramms on May 21, 2005 06:12 PM

It isn't an actual clip. I saw that game, and believe me, a hot naked girl did not score that goal.

Posted by: madne0 on May 21, 2005 08:40 PM

Yeah, she wore cleats and wasn't all that attractive.

Posted by: michaelt on May 21, 2005 11:34 PM

I saw that game too, but I don't remember the guys wearing clothes. I presume they were added in later using CGI.

Posted by: Scott Campbell at Blithering Bunny on May 22, 2005 02:47 PM

Is this clip anywhere else on the net? "Gorilla Media" won't load the clip for me, probably because they insist on putting it is some bozo ad-friendly flash player.

Posted by: Xoxotl on May 23, 2005 12:56 AM

http://www.whoomp.com/media/showphoto.php?photo=170&cat=503

here ya go boyz, da clip ya wanted to drool over

bye

Posted by: Storm Trooper on August 22, 2005 11:16 AM

Madneo, who was playing in that game?

Posted by: Del on October 25, 2005 06:28 AM
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