Well, Sully did just post about it, so could it have been him?

I liked your comment yesterday when Anderson placed Sullivan in the South Park Conservative camp (granted, he did coin the label) - "Yeah, but I think he's 'evolved,' as the Times would put it."

Someone should do an evolutionary "Progress of Pundit-Man" chart, starting with a knuckle-dragging 'winger and ending with a heart-achey sullivan.

You're going to hate this (and Knemon's beaten me to it), but your hat tip goes to Excitable Andy. That's where I saw it, at least. And we all know you obsess over him, after all.

I like PostSecret. No matter how fucked up you are, you can go there and read about people who are way, way more fucked up. One of these days I'm going to send my own card in.

It's ripe for parody, too.

I think I saw it on Sharp as a marble's blog last week. So you can hat tip him if you want to avoid what the prior two comments suggest

My secret is that I wish Ace was as influential as excitable Andy, but not as gay.

what is koproexhibitionists? am i the only one who has never heard that word?

and for the record, i looked it up and it isn't in my dictionary.

I wanted this disease to be my punishment, he kept going and I didn't tell him the condom broke.

Don't worry about it honey, I can assure that he knew the condom broke and wanted this disease to be your punishment too.

...koproexhibitionists

Should that be hyphenated?

Tinkerbelle, try coprophilia if a clearer understanding is needed.

SondraK had this on her blog over a month ago.

First time I saw it, but then I have a life.

A buddy of mine was stricken with emergency gut-rumbling at Penn Station while the bathrooms were being redone. There were no stalls, just open thrones but he had no choice, so he rushed in, dropped trou and basically exploded violently in front of dozens of strange men.

And of course, being New York City, about 6 guys eagerly scurried up and began manipulating themselves to the fine music my friend was supplying. So yes, I think we can all agree that the desire to publicly defecate is perverse.

He must lock the bathroom door after shutting it.

Am I fucked up for liking that site. A lot?

If you guys want "messed up" check out

http://grouphug.us/

FatKid this was the best post!

"To everyone who posts on here:

Yes it does make you a Bad Person.

Yes you are going to Hell for it.

It is near 100% certainty that you will die alone.

You will never have sex with that "friend" that you've been in love with for years.

Your parents hate you too.

Chances are you've been cheated on just as much as you've cheated on them.

You are a worthless, pathetic, whining, crybaby who should shut the fuck up already.

Sincerly,
Jesus "

Fat Kid: you are an odd, odd, little fella.

Something tells me this was your confession:

For some reason i like to see girls wetting their pants. Sometimes i like to wet my own pants when i masturbait. I think i am very wiered. Gnah

Actually tink, this was the one that kicked me in the head.

dude i could have told you about this site loooong ago, like a three weeks ago. Which in blog terms is close to a year. Next time just ask. ;)

Ok petitedov, everytime we find a *new* site, we'll bounce it off you, OK massa?

/sarcasm

Not to bite him in the face, but it's pretty tiring to hear "oh dude, what are you retarded, I saw that site like 50,000,000 years ago before al gore even invented the internet(s)".

Ace, how about you just stop posting links to anything. Then maybe everyone will shut up. :)

Fatty: your link doesn't work. but, i'm not sure i want to know what else goes on in your perverted little head. knowing you have a continence problem is already more than enough info i need on you. you probably wet yourself just from reading that site.

Fat Kid I'm with you . I love the site. I love the idea that people are anonymously sending in their secrets on homemade postcards. The postcards are just as good as the secrets.

I enjoyed " Sometimes I act like Im asleep but I keep one eye open in case my stuffed animals come alive."

I think we took the same acid in college!

I take extreme measures to poop in solitude.

Doesn't everyone? Who wants to be caught wanking?

Chickpea - check my link (it works, tink's a retard) - tell me if that doesn't blow your mind.

um, fat kid, i was JOKING. Hence the whole three week = 1 year comparison. As in there is so much information that is being produced at such a rapid pace that it's hard to keep up. Next time i'll be more careful not to offend the delicateness that is Ace. Warning heeded.

oops the above comment was mine. feel free to hate. : )

Whether or not you were serious is kinda besides the point. If I were ace I'd have been bored with the whole "this is so last week" and ban anyone who called me on it. But he can't really do that b/c he needs you for donations/click-throughs so he can make his crazy blog money.

Not saying he's selling out, but I'm just saying I've seen it before. Usenet, messageboards, now blogs. Bummer.

the effect of shielding men from folly is to fill the world with fools

I'm not a retard, this is the message I get:

ERROR
The requested URL could not be retrieved

now I want to know what it is...send it to me via email. (the actual web address)

well then i'm glad you're not ace and he is such a whore. besides, if i didn't comment here than i would be forced to send him e-mails. and that would just be annoying.

I get the same message, Tink. I really don't want to go to that site and stroll around randomly to see if I can find what FK's talking about. I've been there before, and the posts leave me feeling chagrined, appalled, shocked, disgusted, nauseated, and filled with heart-ache. All at once.

Fat Kid: Just checked the link (and it worked for me) - but I'm at work and so will have to read tonight. I think I'm going to like it. And if thats wrong, well , that's my kind of wrong.

Is it just me or does it look like that card was finger-painted with poo?

I found the perfect card for all of Ace's fans:

"I wish I were a popular idiot instead of a lonely genius."

I like the way this guy thinks:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/1024/ticket.jpg

I loved the fact that there's a lot of people more screwed up than I am.

For those of you that can't get fat kid's link to work:

A lot of sites protect their images from being embedded on pages on other sites. Basically they don't want to be someone else's image server (this is called "leeching"). Some go even further and refuse to show images that are linked directly from another site. This site does that, too. So if you click on fat kid's link, it will refuse to show you the image, because blog.mu.nu is listed as the referring site. (Note that for some browsers or security programs it will strip out referring URLs so it will work.)

So how do you see it? Copy the URL, then paste it into your address bar and hit "Go" (or do whatever it is you do to go to a new site manually). That way there is no referring site, and it will show the image.

Remember this tip if you run into this problem again, as this seems to be getting more common.

Oh, and for the people that can't be bothered, it says, "Everyone that knew me before 9/11 thinks I'm dead."

Assuming this person didn't have a damn good reason to do this (mob hitmen closing in them, for example), then that is just vile.

Whether or not you were serious is kinda besides the point. If I were ace I'd have been bored with the whole "this is so last week" and ban anyone who called me on it.

So what you're saying is "this is so last week" is so last week?

*sigh* I think I live in Mayberry. Why is my world so much more normal than everyone else's?

A catbird bullied me into giving him and his wife a handful of raisins tonight. For me that's normal.

And New Yorkers in a singular city think they know normal.

Who's to say?

'Sparkle, I hear you. I'm sort of caught between worlds, having just moved from the particularly demented and neurotic Upper West Side to Suburban Idyll. It's like being a character in a David Lynch film and finding yourself in Father Knows Best.

I find myself thinking the most vile, sickening things and fighting to keep from blurting them out just to watch my neighbors shake their heads and walk away. But my kids need friends in the neighborhood and you don't want to be the Weird Dad, so I just smile like a Stepford Wife and reach for another beer.