I have arrived! It's almost as good as Steve Martin in the Jerk - "The new phonebook's here! The new phonebook's here!"

I should probably get back to work now.

On the other hand, a minority of warmongers and apologists can be regarded as this calamity brought to us by a horrific onslaught, known as the Death Star. For one thing, the pro-Vader neoconservative cabal represents the repudiation of international law in order to bring about an spice war masquerading as an endless crusade against "terrorism." It is not heartening that Americanism as an ideology leads our attention to the predatory imperialist aims outlined by the crypto-fascist Project for a New American Century. As Norman Mailer pointed out, the deal between the Department of Defense and Halliburton unit Evil Empire brings about a humanitarian disaster of unimaginable scale.

"Anonymous, I find your lack of faith...disturbing."

Huh?

James Woods came out?

I'm missing the joke here, aren't I?

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

"the predatory imperialist aims outlined by the crypto-fascist Project for a New American Century"

PNAC?

I'm going with Cedarford as the author on this one.

Ohhh. . . he came out as a Republican & capitalist. . .

Really, I'm about as smart as ketchup.

hobgoblin,

I dunno. It's a really, really, REALLY stupid statement, so I gotta go with Noam Chomsky.

Cordially...

There needs to be five towers, with the middle one higher than the others.

Considering how much Lucas has merchandised Star Wars and recut and revised the films over the past quarter century, selling space within the movies themselves is only a CGI edit away. Maybe he can come up with a way to customize every pay-per-view showing based on the viewer's TiVo settings...

Embrace the Dark Side!

As Terry Pratchett once pointed out. Evil people are better at running things then the good people because the only thing the good people are good at is overthrowing the evil people.