Oooh, tell them about the great guests we've got lined up. Or where they can listen to the show. Or, what topics we'll cover. Or where they can read more by your wonderful co-host.

Give 'em something more than this, man.

Better.

Gimme more hot karol and some funny dammit!

The funny will be coming slowly. We'll be rolling it out little by little.

I'm not confident at all in my ability to read prepared lines without having them sound like I'm reading them off a sheet of paper. It's a skill I don't have; I'm not a stand-up comic (and of course I don't do this for a living).

As of the moment, I'm trusting in my ability to be funny off the cuff, because if I try prepared crap it's going to suck and sound amateurish.

We may -- may -- have a few wacky soundbites tossed into the mix tomorrow.

Heyyyy, why isn't my name in red in your post (so what, it's ok to linkwhore from your co-host and I'm a little delirious from this all-day blogging conference)?

But I like it when Karol gets all giggly. I can imagine I'm doing naughty things to her and she's playfully slapping at my hands though without really trying to get away, and... okay, I'll stop right around here.

Hahahaha. I like Megan.

I wanna know how you guys are getting these guest....second week in a row, you landed some good guest.

Gotta hear it, cause I always thought of THE ACE as talking and sounding just like the character Roger played by Campbell Scott in the movie Rodger Doger, and about as "lucky."

Remember kid, it all comes down to this: if you fuck it up you're fired! If not you're a hero. So go out there and fire 'em up! Don't make an asshole out of yourself and remember not to trip over you're own dick time and time again or else you're threw!

Just a few woids of encouragemint from the Talent Managment Agency of Maury and Shelly Silverstein.

I've got a question for Brian Anderson I'd like to hear someone ask.

What is the difference between a South Park conservative and a libertarian Republican? I'm serious, it seems to me like Anderson has "discovered" a long time Republican ally, the libertarian. Am I missing something in his analysis?

The Apologist, there is no difference. Southpark just sounds cooler...;-)

Ask Deroy: 'So what the hell's going on with the Kincks? Should we just shoot that whole damn crew?"

Ace, "Shadow Media" is dumb. It makes us seem not only sinister but parasitical.

Take your cue from Rummy. "New media" beats "Old media".

Well, blogs are parasitic. There's nothing wrong with that--if parasites were eliminated tomorrow, human beings would last a week maybe. Gotta have 'em.

First Miller Lite and now Mich Ultra. I tell ya, Ace is a guy who understands utility beer. We really need to get out.

Yes, but will Ace giggle MORE?

Later,
bbeck