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« DorkWars | Main | Your Intrepid Reporter »
May 14, 2005

Geek Fantasies

Okay, Light Content Warning.

porn-parody site featuring hardcore for geeks, by which I mean blondes in bikinis seductively touching d20's, blowing on them for luck, rolling them in a sexy way, etc.

And that's just the first one. Very funny.

Thanks to Brock.

PS: Yes, I know this might be more than three minutes old. I've never seen it. Nyah nyah.


posted by Ace at 10:48 AM
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Truly. Awesome.

Posted by: Rick Moran on May 14, 2005 10:52 AM

Now that is MY kinda geek.....

Posted by: Gun-Toting Liberal on May 14, 2005 11:09 AM

Ok, the one with the blonde and the calculator is hilarious because YOU KNOW That right before they filmed it, they had to show her how to use it AND how to say the word "equation."

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on May 14, 2005 11:10 AM

Skanky tats.

Posted by: someone on May 14, 2005 12:34 PM

Wow.

Posted by: Greg on May 14, 2005 12:39 PM

#2 rocks!

Posted by: blaster on May 14, 2005 02:51 PM

I was waiting for a joke like "I just LOVE it Reverse Polish..." when she opened up that HP calculator.

Man, I just outed myself bigger than shit.

No, I was NOT an engineering major, my best friend is.

Posted by: SGT Dan on May 14, 2005 03:32 PM

I can't believe I actually clicked on the link to the site. Ugh.

Posted by: Alessandra on May 14, 2005 03:54 PM

Not to be confused with real geek porn site...
www.sexytrek.com

Posted by: Kin on May 14, 2005 05:55 PM

Ace, you killed their site! LOL

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