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May 08, 2005

Swedes: Hate Bush, "Love" Animals

And when I say "love," I of course mean "have sex with."

"...The Swedes and Americans have had a long, caring relationship over this last century. You drive our Saabs, we drive your Fords. You listen to ABBA, we listen to Britney Spears. Thousands of Swedes emigrated to your nation hundred of years ago, in search of a better life. And for that we thank you. But you see, ever since Bush Jr. took office... things have changed. Your government has begun to upset the world more and more and by now we've frankly had enough. Unfortunately, most of the things Bush does affects our lives as well - it's not just you he's screwing! So, as a way to show our love for democracy, we've created this web page to show you that you are not alone - Scandinavia wants to get rid of Bush as much as you do..."

From "The Local," headline Sweden highlights bestiality problem:

...Bestiality, or sex with animals, is a growing problem in Sweden and in many cases the animals suffer physical injury...which species are most often abused and whether the animals suffer psychologically from the abuse...
Horses are most often subjected to violations. Even if it is difficult to assess an animal's degree of psychological suffering, it is likely that it experiences discomfort or is subjected to psychological suffering even in cases where there
is no evidence of physical injury...

Assessing the psychological suffering of an animal? I don't know if I'd put it in those terms. But it is very nasty.

And as for inflicting "physical injury" on a horse via bestiality... well, jeepers, I'd like to shake that man's hand.

What does this prove? Well, nothing, really. But then, it doesn't really prove anything about the US that we're a bit overweight and we like McDonald's and lots of ketchup, and yet the Europeans never stop nattering on about that.

So, the next time a Swede starts bitching and complaining about American "cowboys," just point out that cowboys here in America ride our horses in the conventional style; i.e., on the back, not from behind.

Thanks to RCL.

posted by Ace at 02:22 PM

Comments

I can just see the other horses goin':

"You got ass raped by a human! HA! The love that dare not speak its name, huh Bellamy Road?"

"Four legs aint good enough, you have to go BI?"

Posted by: Iblis on May 8, 2005 02:28 PM

The Swedes should clearly consider bringing their unique attributes to UN peacekeeper duty. "Forget the goats, hide the horses! The Swedes are here!"

Posted by: Cracker Barrel Philosopher on May 8, 2005 02:31 PM

If you do get a chance to shake that man's hand make damn sure he washes it first.

Posted by: bullwinkle on May 8, 2005 02:55 PM

If you're going to have sex with animals, do it…like a Viking.

Posted by: David Gillies on May 8, 2005 03:48 PM

I didn't get Swedish horse fuckers from that....but from animals that could be physically hurt from bestiality...from your standard Swedish chicken-fuckers, dog-fuckers, and gerbil abusers.

What the hell is wrong with Inga, Christina, Helga, Heidi, and the rest of the Blonde 5'10" and above - Swedish or other Teutonic Goddesses?

They can't all be shacking up with famous black singers, basketball stars, or golf players....

Posted by: Cedarford on May 8, 2005 03:51 PM

He did NOT accuse us of listening to ABBA, did he?

I would ask if Swedes have no shame, but I guess all the injured horses answer that.

Posted by: The Capitalist on May 8, 2005 04:48 PM

Uh-oh. Sweden didn't get the memo that Bush got it right.

Posted by: on May 8, 2005 05:16 PM

Horse jokes aside, does anyone else find it worrisome that Move On is going to be raking in contributions from all the world's lefties and Bush-haters now? I know 527's operate under a totally different set of rules but that has to fall under foreign contributions somehow.

Posted by: SGT Dan on May 8, 2005 05:22 PM

And as for inflicting "physical injury" on a horse via bestiality... well, jeepers, I'd like to shake that man's hand.

Apparently there are horse rapers who get an added boost of pleasure by mutilating the animal with knives or other sharp objects.

Some cases of horse ripping might be explained away as the result of accidental trauma (mares in estrus will back into things and rub, and it stands to reason they might back into walls, fences, or other objects that could traumatize the tissue); however, there are documented cases of deviant sexually motivated "horse ripping".

Posted by: SarahW on May 8, 2005 06:09 PM

Apperntly whatever "naughty blocker" you have in place didn't like the link lable I used.

The unadorned URL is http://www.horsetalk.co.nz/fea/slashers.shtml

It is SFW.

Posted by: SarahW on May 8, 2005 06:12 PM

Here's an abstact from Medline on the subject.

(
"Criminal acts against horses--phenomenology and psychosocial construct"
1: Dtsch Tierarztl Wochenschr. 2002 Mar;109(3):116-9.)

Posted by: SarahW on May 8, 2005 06:18 PM

Kinda gives you a whole new perspective on the famous country music song "Save a horse, ride a cowboy," doesn't it?

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on May 8, 2005 10:56 PM

It just goes to show that Catherine the Great chose to be tsarina in the wrong country.

Posted by: David Ross on May 8, 2005 10:57 PM

"...it's not just you he's screwing!..."

Regardless of how many people GWB is "screwing", at least he's keeping it intraspecial, as opposed to his detractors.

Posted by: rcl on May 9, 2005 01:36 AM

You accuse me of listening to ABBA???
Of course, you realize this means WAR!!!!

Posted by: Mikey on May 9, 2005 12:23 PM

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