I haven't laughed that hard since. . . well, ever.

Ahhh, convergence.

Priceless.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I'm so psyched. It's like life is suddenly just giving herself up to me, like a dirty dirty whore.

Pure genius.... I think that the next logical step in this progression is to work in some Paul Anka audio.

"You have to pretend to be into Vinnie Falcone, I'm so into you, I want to slice you like a F'n hammer while we ride the bus"

Stuck at work an dprobably shouldn't download. But I laughed just thinking about it.

For whatever reason, I'm just not gettin the mileage out of this that the rest of you guys are.

I think the "This is all new to me" jokes are funnier than the actual messages. Never mind that I have *no* fucking idea what Rosie is saying in any of her lines...

I can see this is going to give me AT LEAST a year's worth of pleasure. I'd like to thank Pat for this gem. Sliced up and cut up for my Starbucks coffee through the nose MOST wonderful moments. Awwww... YES! Thanks for the link ACE!

you're gonna pay for my sign language lessons, now that this thing has made me deaf.

Damn you for posting this while I'm at work! *Sniff* I could use teh funnay right now.

How can ya'll listen to that sicko guy????

It just gives me the creeps.

Brilliant. And hysterically funny. Needs a musical accompaniment, though. What about Havin' My Baby?

I'm at work, so I really shouldn't have listened to this. But I decided I just couldn't wait, so I said I'd be back in five minutes, closed the door, and listened to it at very low volume. I felt almost as needy and creepy as Pat O'Brien.

I don't know what got into me. This is all, like, new to me. I don't do this for a living.

Are we sure he doesn't do this for a living? He could you know.

...and of course I have to spin up the old Atlanta Rhythm Section CD again:

When you walked into the room There was voodoo in the vibes I was captured by your style But I could not get your eyes Now I stand here helplessly Hoping you'll get into me

I am so into you
I can't think of nothing else
I am so into you
I can't think of nothing else

Or maye Heart's "Crazy On You":

But I tell myself that I was doin' all right There's nothin' left to do at night But to go crazy on you Crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh

In fact, I smell a "Pat O'Brien's Favorite Hits" CD compilation in the offing....

Holy crap, Batman, I killed this thread!

I have a serious Pat O'Brien question. Why is everyone making so much fun of him?

I mean, it's funny, but on reflection, what did the guy do? (1) try to have sex, and (2) leave a humiliating message on someone's voicemail? Is there anyone here who isn't guilty of those things?

I say we should probably only intrude on someone's sex life when we're doing it to safeguard the White House Press Corps - sure, if O'Brien had asked Bush a softball question, go for it, but as it is, what's the deal?

How can ya'll listen to that sicko guy????

RWS

O most inestimable Flower of Southern Womanhood . . .

Nah -- forget it. You've been warned. You can blush and cover your eyes all you want -- we know you're peeking between your fingers.

I just placed you, Michael. You're Butters.

I just placed you, Michael. You're Butters.

"Sometimes telling a little white lie is ok. Like for instance when you catch your father jacking off in a gay men's bath house." So saith Butters' dad.

Do you disagree? :>)

For the record, the clarinet story was true. And I do have awesome Bible research software. We're not talking about some lame internet Bible, Megan, like Monty assumed. We're talking QuickVerse Deluxe with all the fixin's.

And, full disclosure, I don't watch South Park. I googled "Butters" to find out what the hell you were talking about and come up with the quote.

From this day forth I will read all of Michael's comments in Butter's voice. Even his army of pseudonyms.

I mean, it's funny, but on reflection, what did the guy do? (1) try to have sex, and (2) leave a humiliating message on someone's voicemail? Is there anyone here who isn't guilty of those things?

This statement is possibly more depressing than the actual tape of O'Brien.

Sortelli:

Isn't it uncanny? I don't know why I didn't see it at once.

"Uh, do - do - do you disagree? 'Cause I'm just sayin', I - I uh, don't, uh, watch South Park, but that, uh, clarinet story was, uh, true, uh, right, and I, uh, I really do have really awesome soft - soft - software, by golly."

Butters said: "We're - uh, we're talking about Quick - quick - uh, QuickVerse Deluxe with all the fixin's, by golly."

Shut up, Butters.