I hope it's Karol. Karol's cool and let's us stay up late and stuff.

I hope it's Allah, because whenever we run out of anything He can create more out of thin air.

I hope its Betsy because, you know, I don't do this for a living.

I hope it's Megan. I would love to see her take on the O'Brien thing.

It'll be Johnny Coldcuts. He's been away for a while, so he's due.

I'm guessing Hoke and Smitty. Ace has been skipping his meds lately.

I hope it's not gonna happen. Nothing can top the liveblogging I missed on the Rosie the Retard thread, and I don't want to miss another great event.

It'll be Jeff and Bill. That oughta get the adjectives flowing around here.
I likes me some adjectives.

"Rosie Red Palms" isn't a friend you meet for drinks Ace.

it'll be Malkin....this sounds right up her alley

i kid, i kid

I hope it'll be Cedarford. Because he's so damn smooth.

If you're a classy guy like Ace, of course you take Rosy Red for drinks. It helps the night go smoothly when your date's inhibitions are lowered.

I say it will have to be Bill O'Reilly and Marv Albert. No one has the right to make comments unless they have been there you chickenhawks.

lauraw wrote: "It'll be Jeff and Bill..."

lol! I like it! A flame thread too! Just like the POB haiku thread!

What time is this trainwreck due to take place, anyhow?

Slub, it's not me.

Damnit people. there's a war on and shit.

What happens when Ace goes out with Rosy and Val-U-Rite Vodka Click

There's a war on.

Well, yeah, I know. It intrudes on every waking moment.

I'll be in the bathroom taking my daily squeege and perusing the latest issue of Juggs and I'll think, "How can I sit here with a boobie rag taking a dump while there's a war on?" And yet...I need to crap, and a little light reading somehow eases the process.

Or I'll be posting to a zombie thread on some website I visit occasionally, and I'll think, "How can I think about zombies when there's a war on?" But zombie classification is a fairly abstruse topic, and if I don't contribute, who will?

And sometimes I think, "Wouldn't it be weird if I picked up some hooker and we got going with her on top and I thought, How can I have a whore on when there's a war on?"

'Cause, you know, I'm sensitive and I think about shit like that when there's a war on.

Monty, it's on CBS at 8:00 pm (7:00 Central, no doubt).

Sean,

Well, I'm gonna miss it. The Twins are on tonight, and I take baseball over Pat O'Brien any day. I'll follow along with the live-blogging, though.

Don't call him Chris

Stupid link button!
Don't call this guy Chris

Once again the west coasties don't get to join in any reindeer fun. Screw you all.

All this time I was thinking Ray was a boy of the South.

Was until a few years ago, Dynamite. Now let me venture a guess. England?

Nice to see competent hand at the helm.

Oh, its Dave? Oh, well, good luck with that anyway, Dave-o.

West coast time sucks balls sometimes Ray (chicken sodomizer).

Hey, penguinfucker. You mentioned you went to school in MI on another thread. Me too. Where bouts? If you don't wanna say outloud here, just shoot me an email.

Wav file--why didn't you say so? Comin' up. Check your email in two minutes.

Ray, England? I lived there awhile and picked up the habit of reading The Spectator and Private Eye. It's fun to go back and visit, but I live in So. Cal.

You?

Oh, shit. My latest update somehow swallowed Dave's. Dave, can you repost your stuff?

AND Allah just erased Dave's commentary.

This is great. I haven't seen this level of professionalism since Ace was first on the radio.

Complete accident. The loosest of loose shit on my part.

Monty: your bathroom reverie puts you in exalted company. I remember that after his capture, Saddam Hussein refused a glass of water, saying, “Well, if I take that glass of water, I will have to urinate; and if I have to urinate, I will have to go to the bathroom; and how can I possibly go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?" There's a man who knows that there's a war on!

LD: Michigan to AZ to Seattle. Nice to see another west coaster. This blog needs a little more of us. Help shifts the center of gravity a little away from NY and all

Wanda: not enslaved, but in "Bondage", remember? ;)

Wanda:

Yeah, but Saddam didn't have access to the kinds of easy-reading sleaze I have access to. And I'm not just talking about The New Yorker or Harper's here...I mean good stuff like Juggs or Top Hat or Gent. There may be a war on, but Americans know how to do things properly.

I dunno. Maybe Saddam's jailers took pity on him and gave him a "bare boobie" issue of National Geo or something. It's better than nothing.

And let me add to the "loose shit!" cacaphony, Dave and Allah. Loose shit indeed!

Backup, backup, backup.

A helpful habit I learned back when I was on that crap Blogger.

Loose shit, indeed.

Dave just erased some of my stuff and then I erased some of his. Sigh. This isn't so much loose shit as it is diarrhea.

Dave: please re-post.

Tough crowd here.

Ray, At least we'll be able to read the comments on the Pat O'Brien thing and decide whether it's worth the time to actually watch it. So we do have that advantage.

I actually listened to it today for the first time. Wow, that man is a smooooth talker with the ladies.

Hi Dave Allah, I see you're trying to POST. Would you like some help?

ray, even though you hate penguins, it's nice to know that you, too as a fellow PacNWer miss out on the eastcoast crap.

Let me also take this opportunity to promote Ace's comeback medley, by yours truly, which features many quotes from Pat O'Brien as well as Christopher Walken (as Bruce Dickinson) and Mr. Paul Anka, with a special appearance by the Lightning Bolt guy.

It's available here: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/074891.php

Hob: What's the deal. Is your MI info a state secret, babe. Bust loose with. Won't tell a soul. Promise.

Just grew up there. Detroit (near, but closer than the white-trash poser Eminem)

Allah, you silly boy, how's this?

You have to be into Betsy.

Detroit, huh? Born in Detroit myself, spent a little time round 9-mile. Found that whole city soft. Knew I needed to streets of a city like Flint to challenge me, get my game tough. Worked (obviously). Detroit's nice though.

That's definitely her, Allah. Here's some corroboration, in an article that suggests more tapes are yet to emerge:

Pat's 3-way calling

Hello! More voice mail is coming back to haunt Pat O'Brien.

Following last week's recordings of the "Insider" host proposing a threesome to a lady he found "so [bleeping] hot," another woman has let us listen to messages she says O'Brien and his girlfriend Betsy Stephens left on her cell phone.

Our source says she introduced herself to O'Brien at the Four Seasons hotel here on March 12, because she's a "big fan." After sharing a drink with the fun couple, she says, she gave them her cell number and bid them goodbye.

It wasn't long, she says, before they were inviting her and another woman up to their room: "Hi, it's Betsy. We're in 3412. Just wondering where you guys went."

O'Brien is said to have called later saying, "We're waiting for you....Call us, call us, [bleeping] call us."

Our source, who took a pass, says there was no explicit sex talk. As for the mash calls O'Brien allegedly made to another woman, she says, "Everybody has their moments."

This week's National Enquirer quotes Stephens as saying, "I've never engaged in sex with another woman - and never would."

But the tab says she confirmed that O'Brien proposed a ménage à trois to another woman in front of her, adding, "That is the reason I left him and returned to our hotel alone."

A spokesman for O'Brien said he couldn't reach the "Insider" host, who is now in rehab, for comment.

9 mile and gratiot?

cuz that's my neighborhood for 18 years

See-Dubya:

She's a decent-looking chick, but for some reason that huge crucifix she was wearing seemed a bit...out of place...given what transpired with Pat.

I was in Northville for a couple years (that's 9 mile right?). Kinda young though. Can't remember much bout.

1/2 way to ann arbor isn't really detroit, ray. I'm an eastside guy myself

313 in the house!

I wonder how Betsy would feel about the Almighty Hammer of Thor, because Thor's hammer would sure like to be into her. If you know what I mean and I think you do.

Hell, 313 covered Flint back in my day. Don't come in here with that 313 shit, talking bout Detroit. Crazy talk.

Are you guys getting "into Betsy" or something now? Cause I'm not seeing enough live blogging here to justify the cover charge.

ray,

lol

Back when I was a whippersnapper, the whole damn state had ONE area code, and you used to have to tap it out on the sephamore . . .

Allah-- is it a black guy? Because there were accusations that he used to call a gay black male producer of one of his shows "fruit monkey"--to his face.

Let's remember also that Pat O'Brien studied graduate-level international economics at Johns Hopkins.

Just for context.

See-Dubya, it's a white guy. A real pasty-faced white guy.

All shapes and sizes, I guess.

As for the liveblogging, sorry for the fizzle. Ace's software isn't really conducive to doing this all in one post.

I place the blame squarely on you, the readers.

Because there were accusations that he used to call a gay black male producer of one of his shows "fruit monkey"--to his face.

That Pat O'Brien is all about class and being into Betsy. A true moral giant among obscene phone-callers.

Dave...really.....good Lord.

Here is my serious take. This is a man with serious problems. This rehab thing is all for show. My brother is an alcoholic. I know sorrow and I know B.S. This is B.S.

He is enduring all this to get his job back and get some PR. He would go back to doing everything he was doing tomorrow if he could get away with it. And I am betting he is back to a lot of as soon as he feels he CAN get away with it.

This is a sad pathetic man. THAT is who Pat O'Brien is. There is only one way for redemption for this guy, and it aint work or rehab. And that is just the truth.

Back in your day? Back in MY day MI had only one phone. In Lansing, it was. Belonged to a Mrs. McGregor. Mean. She'd let you use it, but you couldn't come in the house. Had to stand outside near a window (even in the rain!) and she'd stretch it out to you. Line to use it would back up to Niles on the weekends.

Now, don't give me any of that 'back in my day' young un.

Guys like this end up dying of autoertoic asphyxiation, or by allowing some groupie to shoot them up with speedballs.

Well, apart from the loose shit early on, the whole thing came off okay. I give it a low B -- not your fault, but I was really into Betsy.

Dude--the technical problems were nothing. This was fun. I just enjoyed a chance to lean back and give you guys what for for a change.

A minus.

mostly for effort.

I totally threw cold water on this thread, didn't I?

Sorry guys...;-(

I dunno Mister Sparkle, I think you hit the nail on the head.

Except that my pity engine is all outta whack, and for once, I'd rather *not* feel sorry for EVERY person who fucks up their life.

Just this once, I think I'm going to sit back and laugh at their expense.

Betsy would have wanted it this way.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPARKLE=GIRL!!!

CLICK ON THE LINK SOMETIME....VERY GIRLY!!!!!

GIRL, GIRL, GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME=GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, let me get this straight, RWS--you're some kind of girly-man?

rightwingsparkle,

I think I speak for everyone here when I say that Dave has a longstanding crack-habit that we've learned to factor into any posts he makes. So when you see "Mister Rightwingsparkle" you have to interpret that as "holy jumping Christ when is Lorenzo going to show up with my rock?" We love Dave, but he has issues.

I've seen your picture on your site, and I have to say that the operation was clearly very successful. You hardly look like a man at all any more.

We'll speak with Dave about it.

RWS: needless to say, i kid, i kid. You are a lovely flower of southern womanhood. A truth verily spoken from the North Star State to the Lone Star State.

OMG, excuse me, MISS Sparkle. Honest mistake, really. I just kinda assumed that Ace scared all his women readers away months ago.

But after having seen your photo, I must let you know: I am so into you right now.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

P.S. Oh, BTW, you know what looks great under you photo? A blogroll link to Garfield Ridge. It's this spring's must-have accessory.

Dave,

You need to get some Atlanta Rhythm Section on the CD player, dude.

When you walked into the room There was voodoo in the vibes I was captured by your style But I could not get your eyes Now I stand here helplessly Hoping you'll get into me

I am so into you
I can't think of nothing else
I am so into you
I can't think of nothing else
Thinkin' how it's gonna be
Whenever I get you next to me
It's gonna be good
Don't you know
From your head to toe
Gonna love you all over
Over and over
Me into you, you into me
Me into you

I'm so into you
I'm so into you...

I am deeply ashamed of myself for not coming up with this sooner.

Megan = sorry it wasn't you...but Allah and Dave - great job.

I am so sorry I had practice tonight and missed this glorious event, praise Allah and Dave glory be unto their names (hey, Dave means "beloved of God" so it fits).

It's nice to be a Dave.

Or as HAL said, "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that"

like I haven't said that a time or two.

what were we talking about?

I dunno Mister Sparkle, I think you hit the nail on the head.

Dammit. Hold on. I'll git it.

"I dunno Mister Sparkle, I think you hit the nail on the head."

You bastid.
I just had to call you on that. Baiting. Wrong.
OK.
I go sleep now.

Boy, this thread sure cooled off fast. I mean, where's the gay-baiting? Why isn't anybody calling anybody else a retard? Nary an accusation of someone being a "slimey Zionist pig"?

Loose shit, people.

I hate to make an appearance unless it's absolutely necessary, but Sean's intemperate comments have forced my hand.

Sean, in his need for constant stimulation and excitement, has obviously been watching far too much television. As everyone knows, the business end of television is controlled by the Zionists, and the entertainment end is controlled by the homosexual lobby.

The television has made you addicted to instant gratification. It's sad, really, to watch someone fall into the grip of those who do not have the best interests of the United States in mind.

What a retard.

Thank you, kind homo-fag.

(See, that's what I'm talking about!)

Betsy is OK, but yikes, is that other woman the one he was propositioning?

"But after having seen your photo, I must let you know: I am so into you right now."

Yeah but, the lower edge of that photo is cropped a little high. I mean, even the Flower of Southern Womanhood could have shared just a little bit more.

There is a war on, so it's up to us to drink and fuck as much as possible.

I know when I was over there the first time, the one thing that was on our minds was killing as many of the enemy as possible as quickly as possible so we could return to the land of cold beer and limitless sex. That is what the average infantryman fights for.

When the 101st rotates back, send porn.

Rightwingwparkle - I think the reasons for which you are so often being mistaken as someone of the male, albeit gay, persuasion are the strong and direct points you make along with the clear and concise wording you use to back up your ideas. And then there's that old thread, I cannot recall which, where Ace said you had a really big penis. Er, maybe it was a giant set of balls. *shrugs*

Yes, there is a war on.

Instapundit does it again.

I always liked Mr Sparkle

http://www.actionfig.com/simpsons/mr_sparkle.html

I think the reasons for which you are so often being mistaken as someone of the male, albeit gay, persuasion are the strong and direct points you make along with the clear and concise wording you use to back up your ideas.

Sigh.
You're killing me. I'm like, dying a little bit every fucking time I read that comment.

lauraw - That comment was meant to ilicit emotion and response from the women, but it was meant to fan some flames, not douse the embers. God knows my wife can argue circles around me so fast that I get dizzy. Thanks for the laugh.

I musta missed Ace saying that about me. (Thank God)

Ya'lls lovely compliments are certainly more than enough compensation for the sarcastic and demeaning ones....Thanks guys! *smooch*.........;-)