Uh, that's from me, Ace, not OCD. OCD's just my employer.

Crap, think they're gonna figure out how much time I spend at this goofy blog instead of working?

I'm not publicly giving him a bid -- I can tell he he already knows.

James Lileks will be all over that shit, just for the newspaper and the postcard. He'll squeeze about 8,000 words and three columns out of them, too.

By the way, guy, we all can see that's the same device that Dr. Emmitt Brown wore in "Back to the Future." If you're going to run your scams, at least be original.

Don't forget to put in the crystals before turning on the time machine.

Is that you, Ace, posing as a potential buyer and asking the guy questions, like whether it will work on his pet fish?

I'm laughing so hard my co-workers are coming in to check on me.

He already sold the time machine for $650 (plus $40 in shipping).

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5563490518

"Don't forget to put in the crystals before turning on the time machine."

Uncle Ray bought the time machine. Kip is interested in the mind reading device.

Items 4,5,6,7,9, and 10 on the list were Ace of Spades tshirts

It just dawned on me this fellow has a distinctly Northwest U.S. look about him. You don't suppose its hobg...nah, couldn't be.

ha ha it is so funny
ho ho it is to laugh.

just you wait until I patent it, jokey-McJokemeister.

And the cookbook alone is worth every dime of the whole package

Well, this is clearly a relic. The newer models have two parabolic satellite dishes instead of the lightning rods and wires.

I do like how the picture captures my eyes, though

Judging from the picture, I'm sure that his is one mind I definitely do not want to read.

Hob, well I for one think you are hot in a nerdy sad pathetic kind of way. And the bright red flannel plaid is just icing on the cake baby.

What can I say....insanity turns me on.

;-)

I NEVER use Ebay without a BIN option, so he just lost a customer.

Not only do you get the mind reading machine, you get all the loose crap he found lying around it in his attic! Wow.

This is the BEST part...

"The mind reading machine does not work from what i could tell, but some one who knows electronics might be able to figure it out. "

And he has 13 bids on it. Who's worse off in life here, the bidders or the seller? It's just too close to call.

Later,
bbeck

it works napoleon. you don't even know.

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