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April 28, 2005

Pope Fiction

Jules and Vincent explain the Vatican and Catholic rituals for you.

Simpsons Did It! Update: John from Wuzzadem wasn't the first. Another, earlier Pope Fiction parody. This one includes the Gimp scene.


posted by Ace at 11:04 AM
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aww man, I did a Pope Fiction like 2 monthes ago, not to mention the additional classic: Pope Gun

Posted by: bertam on April 28, 2005 11:33 AM


Does Pope Benedict XVI look like a bitch?"

"No!"

"Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Sullivan?"

Posted by: Alex_fs on April 28, 2005 11:34 AM

Needs more F words and N words to be a parody of Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: lauraw on April 28, 2005 11:37 AM

Any "Pulp Fiction" parody must include "The Bonny Problem" (The Wolfman).

Jules: All I want to hear from you is, "You ain't got to worry about shit! I'm on the motherf*****!"

Marcellus: You ain't got to worry about shit. The Wolfman is on the motherf*****."

Jules: "The Wolfman? Well shit, Negro, that's all you got to say!"

Classic.


Posted by: Monty on April 28, 2005 12:16 PM

You're a cool little fonzie, Monty.

Posted by: lauraw on April 28, 2005 12:21 PM

You're a cool little fonzie, Monty.

Thanks, Honey-Bunny.

Posted by: Monty on April 28, 2005 12:35 PM

Is it just me or, in the first one, are the characters reversed? Jules was the black guy, right?

Posted by: RapidTransit on April 28, 2005 03:36 PM

RapidTransit - I don't get it, how is it reversed?

Wouldn't be the first time I screwed up.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on April 28, 2005 04:49 PM

lauraw - Don't be such a p*tty m*uth.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on April 28, 2005 04:53 PM

OK, you're probably right.

Posted by: lauraw on April 28, 2005 05:46 PM

Vincent: Communion tastes good. Sacramental wine tastes good.

Jules: And the incense may smell like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know cause I ain't going to mass.

Vincent: But you still celebrate Christmas; that's a Catholic tradition.

Jules: Yeah, but Santa Claus has personality.

Vincent: So by that logic, if the pope had a better personality, you'd start going to church.

Jules: He'd have to be one charming mother fucking pope. He'd have to be ten times more charming that Father Mulcahy on MASH.

Vincent: (Laughs) That's good man; you're starting to loosen up and feel the jocularity.

Posted by: Lord Floppington on April 28, 2005 09:32 PM
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