Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

Yeah, what's the deal with all these spam blogs? Go to blogger, click "next blog," and very often you get something just full of keywords. Now, I have nothing against someone trying to make money off their blog or website, or promoting themselves, but why don't they at least give us something worth reading?
Peace,
Tor

Duh, forgot where I was,

I have a site that sells phallic garden ornaments, any chance of a link? You never know when your readers might be looking for a 4 foot penis that you can hang plant pots from. (This model is affectionately known as 'Ace, the biggest dick in the blogosphere')

Send him a bill at your advertising rate.

Mike's blog has great tshirts

Bwhwaha - good comments all...

Low brow, low blows - this post has got it all (at least the stuff that i care about) - hehe

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Methinks I smelleth the foul odor of sarcasm, ace. That's just low. For all you know, this poor Mike fellow is a craftsman of the Old World kind, a solid upright churchgoing guy, and a newcomer to this newfangled Intarweb thingie, and here you are busting on his poor attempt to drum up some business. Shame. Shame! SHAME!!

Is a world without content-free spam-blogs really worth living in?

Erm. Meant the comments, not "post". I think Ace's t-shirts are going to be our version of protein wisdoms "turing word" - the joke that simply would. not. die...

man, who tee-teed in your cheerios this morning?

Hey, guys, I'm just trying to tell you about some great furniture and moving opportunities here! What, do you not like great furuniture and moving opportunities, like the kind we have at Landfair Furniture and Moving? Jeez. It's like you people just sit on the floor all day. Or do you assemble your furniture in one place and have to leave it there for all eternity?

I thought you people would have some respect for capitalism and entrepreneurship here. Damn commies. Move your own furniture.

BWHAAHHAHAH.

Hey! Great blog! I agree with you totally about sitting on the furniture. Its so hard to move by yourself.

Hey! Great blog! I totally agree with you!

Get the funk outta here Landfair bot! Cheap cardboard furniture is the wave of the future! Never have to load a truck again!

Love this blog! Love the Landfair Furniture!

Mr. Landfair, please send bank information including account number and PIN. I am responsible for furniture procurement for entire government of Nigeria, and wish to place order for US$ 10 million of desks and chairs, along with moving service to deliver your furniture to Lagos. Please send banking information so I can prepay this order.

Yo Nige, we don't make furniture out of Legos.

WoW! This is the best blog ever.
I've never seen so many hot chicks

Don't be satisfied with American cardboard furniture.
Buy high quality Gay Scandanavian furniture from Pure Discount Ikea!
Let's be honest would you bang your boyfriend in a cardboard bed? I thought not.

I agree completely! Legos will not make furniture that lasts! This blog is great!

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Yes, I agree completely. This blog is terrific.

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Wow!! Great Blog! You are so right!

Cheap cardboard furniture is not only lightweight, durable, and completely disposable, but its more fun to have sex on! No squeaks! If you get the mattress dirty just throw it away! Real furniture is for homos who enjoy stroking wood! Screw you, Ikea!

I don't know which is worse. That people can write like spambots so fluently, or that I laugh at this shit.

Dear DisposableFurnitureSexxxy:

Couldn't agree more! This blog is awesome!

But . . . no squeeks? So, with cheap cardboard furniture you have a ______hole?

No thanks! I will stick with wonderful Ikea Gay Scandinavian Furniture which, in combination with PURE HERBAL VIAGRA, will enable you to keep that special someone squeeking five, six, even seven times in a row.

Pleez help me. I wish to come to America because things very bad here in Aceh province. Me and baby sister lost our parents in tsunami. We are starving. Pleez send proceeds from sale of Cheap Cardboard Furniture to me so we can live with LaurW, who is very special someone.

To show how much sincere I am to leave Aceh province, I have wrote special haiku for very special someone Miss LauraW:

Cherry blossoms fall
Cardboard furniture
Make you squeek many times

OK, I've got stomach cramps from laughing so hard.

Freaking Aceh victim? You sir, are going to hell.

DONKEY VIAGRA HORSES XXX CIAL** GIRL NEXT DOOR MILF JEFF GANNON IBUPROFEN ALL RIGHT HERE AT ACE 'O SPADES!

Tsunami Victim, you're gonna smoke a turd in hell for that one...

Actually, there's a little known passage in the Bible that says racy hiakus are like a Get Out of Hell Free card, so he's safe.

At least your spam makes sense. Mine is cryptic. Like it's playing hide the ball with me. The subject usually is [12] and it will just say: Bob Dylan leprechaun Nixon 1995 potassium.

What the f* does that mean? I mean if you're going to spam me f*ing ADVERTISE to me! Don't send me psycho stalker newspaper clipping typing sh*t!

Errr...Anyone want a huge cock in their garden?

Whoa, it remembered my personal info, surely it must be a sign of the end times..

ha, it remembers my personal info even when I tell it not to. Ace's site has gone from being an alzheimers patient to an elephant.

Ah, no it didn't, I must have automatically typed in my details as I was in "Ace can't get his site running properly so I'll have to type in my details again" mode.

Dear Mr Ace,

We have found that we incorrectly billed you for your previous donations to the Tsunami relief. We are happy to correct the amount we owe you which our records show is $50,000 USD.

In order to refund the money could you please provide us with your bank account number, pin number, home address, the hours you are out of the house, any places you keep the spare keys, your SS number, and the location of any valuables you have in your house.

The Tsunami Victims Thank You,

Him To Ping

Dear Ace1r,

Do you want to see me and my sexci girlfriends take shower? Clik me now!

Actually, there's a little known passage in the Bible that says racy hiakus are like a Get Out of Hell Free card, so he's safe.

You're right! I looked it up -- it's in the Book of Hezekiah. Here is what it says:

O Lord, you are my rock and my refuge.

When I am afflicted by the enemies that surround me, you shelter me.

You alone, O Lord, listen to the cries of my haikus.

Yea, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death, Though anointest LauraW to hear my haikus.

Reminder: 2nd Semi-Official (since Ace dropped in the last time) Ace of Spades HQ Chat, on now!

Service: AIM
Room: chat41089100020066391058
Contact: Cancer Marney

Do you want to see me and my sexci girlfriends take shower? Clik me now!

Click me RIGHT NOW! if you want to see Megan in the shower.

Oh, tooooooo bad. Megan has now grabbed towel and run screaming from the shower. So sorry.

Chesty, you bitch, stick that camera in my stall again and I'll shove both my heels so far up your ass...

This blog is AWESOME! I couldn't agree more.

I like you guys so much, I want to let you in on a little 'secret of my success,' DISPOSABLE FURNITURE! It's made out of ground-up, pressure-treated cherry blossoms! CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP!!

Is it wrong that I
love this site so very much?
No. It is okay.

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Enjoy.

All right, now getting my hopes up like that was just too fucking cruel.

I know, Megan, I was excited about the furniture too.

...

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I would like you to read my mail carefully.

I must solicit your strictest confidence in this
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I write to know my desires to invest in your country. I am the first son of king William A. Momoh, who was
a Royal King in Congo. My father had a bullet shot by
the rebels on his way traveling to the Capital city
Monrovia along with my sister. My sister died on the
spot while U.N Peace keeping force rescued my father, he later died after eleven months.

Before he died he revealed to me about the boxes
containing 35 million U.S Dollars which he deposited
with a security company, for safe keeping. Presently, I and my mother are here in Ghana to notify the security company for the claims, and we are staying in the refugee camp. Therefore I want you to lecture me on how best we can invest this money, because my father told me it is dangerous to invest this money in Africa to avoid suspicious, and due to market instability coupled with economic and political instability facing Africa countries that is why I want to invest in abroad. I am considering that the most opportune investment is in Ikea Scandinavian Gay Furniture!

For your foreign assistance I and my mother have
agreed to offer 25% of the total amount of the money. If you prefer to avoid taxation on these monies, I will donate to the charity of your choice, such as the Tsunami Victims Relief Fund so that Tsunami Victim can join Lauraw in America and make her squeek very much.

We have all the vital documents covering the deposit
and the ownership which I can send to you through fax on request.

NOTE: I have never disclosed this to any person apart
from you, so you have to keep this matter very
confidential. Send me your private phone and fax for
more information. You can reach on my private number +233-2436-16242.

Best Regards

John Momoh.

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Congratulations and be advised to keep confidential till your prize is processed to avoid multiple applications/filings.All participants were
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