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April 25, 2005

Those Wacky Islamoretards

Note to Self: If I ever become a terrorist, and I have a clutch of grenades and a bloody machette in my trunk, don't jackass-up my car with all sorts of anti-US slogans and bumper stickers.

For some reason... that draws attention.

posted by Ace at 06:02 PM

Comments

Uh, Ace - you realize the confluence of events forming here, right? Hollywood... anti-Americanism... Mohammedan-retards... Jesus God, man! We're looking at the early synthesis of a Magical Retard Movie about the poor Islamofascist thug who shows little Johnny how he can find meaning in his life by blowing himself up!

This line is practically guaranteed to be in there:

"It's about... faith, Johnny. It's all about... faith."

- thus neatly drawing an implicit parallel to the EQUALLY DANGEROUS religious fundamentalists we have right here in our own country!

Let's just hope this now inevitable atrocity will go straight to Lifetime.

Posted by: Megan on April 25, 2005 06:38 PM

What? No room for a Kerry sticker?

Posted by: Joe Mama on April 25, 2005 07:26 PM

Did anyone else think that the stickers on the back of that car had a very "photoshop" look to them? And why are they in English?

Posted by: on April 25, 2005 07:35 PM

I did, but I think it's supposed to be a funny.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on April 25, 2005 07:59 PM

yeah... it was a funny photoshop to go along with the story, dude.

Posted by: ace on April 25, 2005 08:31 PM

That's not even a bad PhotoChop.

Posted by: Captain Ned on April 25, 2005 08:42 PM

I believe the actual stickers were along the lines of "My Other Car Is a Bomb-Rigged Suicide Vehicle," "I Brake For Mecca" and "Warning: U.S. Civilian Contractor In Trunk".

Posted by: Bryan on April 26, 2005 09:11 AM

Honk if you love Martyrdom

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 11:44 AM

If you can read this bumpersticker, you're close enough to get hit by shrapnel

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 11:52 AM

FREE SADDAM!

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 11:53 AM

My Child Was an Honor Student at Terrorist University until the US Armed Forces Blew up the School

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 12:07 PM

My Dogma blew up my Car-ma

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 12:22 PM

I'm Pro-Insurgent
And I Vote!

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 12:36 PM

Basra is for Lovers

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 01:23 PM

Mujahedeen Do It in Spiderholes

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 01:28 PM

Denial Ain't a River in Iraq...
But De Euphrates Is

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 01:32 PM

This Car Climbed Mt. Hermon

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 01:42 PM

Celebrate Diversity
Kill ALL the Infidels

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 01:47 PM

Save a Camel
Ride a Sunni

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 01:49 PM

Free Tikrit

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 02:02 PM

Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Saddam

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 02:06 PM

Yankees Suck

(Oops -- no, that's from Boston)

Posted by: Stumbo on April 26, 2005 02:10 PM

My Friend Mohammed Atta Went to New York City and All I Got Was this Lousy Democratized Middle East Nation

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 02:24 PM

Hillary !

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 02:34 PM

Hello? (hello? hello?)

ECHO! (echo! echo!)

I so ronery.

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 03:51 PM

pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon....

Manny Mota...

Mota...

Posted by: Ted Stryker on April 26, 2005 03:55 PM

LOL Oh no you don't...Airplane! threads are irresistible. If you get me going I'll be here on this dead thread all day.

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 04:02 PM

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Posted by: BrewFan on April 26, 2005 04:07 PM

Get me Rex Kramer

Posted by: brak on April 26, 2005 04:08 PM

Do you like to watch gladiator movies?

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 04:18 PM

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

Posted by: BrewFan on April 26, 2005 04:21 PM

Put Hamm on 5, hold the mayo

Posted by: brak on April 26, 2005 04:23 PM

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 04:47 PM

THREAD KILLER STRIKES AGAIN

Film at 11

Posted by: lauraw on April 26, 2005 11:44 PM