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April 25, 2005

Let's Be Honest: You're All "Brain-Dead" and "Corrupt"

Howard Dean continues on with his Positive Message of Hope and Tolerance.

Dr. Howard Dean, Super-Genius

Because if nonstop insults work for Don Rickles and Triumph the Insult-Comic Dog, why not for a major political party?

Meanwhile, on Drudge...

BREAKING: SOMEONE IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WANTS TO PIMP THEIR STORY SO THEY GIVE ME AN "EXCLUSIVE" OF A COUPLE OF KEY QUOTES THREE HOURS BEFORE IT'S AVAILABLE ON-LINE ANYWAY...

ANOTHER JOURNALISTIC COUP FOR ME... PS, YOU CAN BUY MY BOOK "DRUDGE: MANIFESTO" FOR $1.95 IN THE BARGAIN SECTION AT BARNES & NOBLE...

IMPACTING WITH TURGID ENGORGEMENT...

You made one mistake, Drudge. You betrayed me and you left me alive.

posted by Ace at 01:05 PM

Comments

I can not say it enough: from a Republican standpoint electing Howard Dean DNC Chair was the best thing the Democrats have done in a long, long time.

Posted by: Jersey Matt on April 25, 2005 01:16 PM

Impacting with Turgid Engorgement
You made one mistake, Drudge. You betrayed me and you left me alive.

You slay me.

Posted by: lauraw on April 25, 2005 01:17 PM

I say ...do you suppose that anyone in Big Media actually understands that Drudge is just Glen Reynolds without the insight?

...or, as far as that goes, Ace without the incite?

(sorry)

Posted by: brandon davis on April 25, 2005 01:26 PM

You made one mistake, Drudge. You betrayed me and you left me alive.

I think that's two mistakes.

Posted by: Bob on April 25, 2005 01:35 PM

Check out Mr. Accountant.

Posted by: lauraw on April 25, 2005 01:36 PM

No, it's one mistake. It's a combination mistake.

He could have betrayed me and killed me, which would have been fine, as far as he's concerned.

Or he could have chosen to not betray me.

it was the betraying-and-not-killing together that will now force me to take all of his traffic away from him.

Posted by: ace on April 25, 2005 01:41 PM

Hey, Drudge? I kill you laahst!

Posted by: NickS on April 25, 2005 01:41 PM

It looks like I'm not the only one to suspect Dr. Dean is actually a creation of Rove Labartories Inc.

Hey Ace remember Drudge went south after he got his radio gig.

Posted by: Iblis on April 25, 2005 01:48 PM

speaking of radio/internet gigs...did you guys decide on a name?

Posted by: tinkerbelle on April 25, 2005 01:56 PM

Howard Dean: Is there any level he won't stoop to in order to keep the Republicans in power?

Posted by: Mikey on April 25, 2005 02:07 PM

If Dean keeps this up, I might have to consider giving some money to his backers. I can't think of any better way to advance my blackhearted Republican agenda.

I'm partly serious here. I gave money to the Republicans last year, voted for the f*ckers, and right now I feel like we might as well have elected a sack of Gummi worms.

Posted by: utron on April 25, 2005 02:40 PM

If they find out Dean is on the RNC payroll, we're sunk.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on April 25, 2005 02:41 PM

How will we know if he goes negative ?

Posted by: Neo on April 25, 2005 04:33 PM