Oh. My. God.

If the United States ever has to apologize to the world for anything, it's for producing Rosie The Amazing Artillery Balloon. She is the very essence of insipid, politically-correct liberal pseudo-feminist lesbian idiocy. Anjelica Huston -- you know, the new Morticia Addams -- is directing. The formerly-hot-but-now-annoying Andie McSDowell co-stars.

Pace to all my female friends, but this sounds like an estrogen-fuelled two-hour weep-a-thon that will drive every non-gay man into the loving arms of ESPN or FoxSports.

I wrote that last post. For some reason, the filter thinks *d*o*n*n*e* is a bad word.

I'd have let April take credit for that gem, Monty.

"Rosie will make a fine window-licker, ..."

You may fill in a punchline of your own.

Fantastic.

Andie McDowell can annoy me anytime she wants.

The funny thing about this story—okay, one of many, many funny things about this story—is that you just know everyone involved is going to get buttkissed throughout the MSM for “breaking the silence,” when the Magic Retard is such a sickeningly trite cliché that any one of us could write the entire script on autopilot.

Another funny thing will be when Rosie O’D. becomes the first actor in Hollywood history not to get an award nomination for playing a ‘tard. That will be absolutely freakin’ hilarious, the icing on the cake.

Ace, what in God’s name is wrong with your capricious damn spam filter? You have some intense dislike for the metaphysical poets or something?

Aaaarrrrghhhh!

I have nothing to do with the spam-filter! I am at the mercy of this malfunctioning software, same as all of you!

At least you're not on blogger...

could have at least thrown Rosie's blog a link, i'm sure she could use the traffic

I have no comment on the retardness. I am, however, stunned by the photo of Ms. McDowell and the author in the link. Now, Ms. McDowell would put most women to shame, but that has to be the biggest intra-species gap known to modern science, (certainly in any photo that didn't include Clint Howard) and is cruelly accentuated by the similarity in hair styles. Nature, you random, brutal, sweet bitch you.

Holy shit. I thought that was just another of your usual bits of hilarity genius, but alas, 'tis real!

I now have to go change my pants.

At first, I thought that picture was a publicity photo from "Greystoke: Legend of Tarzan" with Andie McDowell and one of the aoes.

Uh, that's "apes."

If you think the photo is funny, wait until you see a promo. Rosie talking in "retard voice" is just... well, let's just say she's a natural.

Ace,could this be a recipient of the Margaret Cho award for the Most Pretentious Piece of Tripe of the Year?Also,since it's unlikelyanyone of intelligence could watch it's entirety,maybe you could have a Shirley Jackson type lottery contest and the "winner"
could watch and critique it.

I honestly plan to liveblog it, or at least tape-delay TiVo blog it, or something.

Then again, I plan to do a lot of things. Like last year's taxes. Turned out it was a lot simpler to just request an extension.

They filmed Gorillas in the Mist in Rosie's shower.

There used to be an 'gentlemen's entertainment' act in these parts about 15 years ago, a lovely duo known as the 'Fister Sisters'.
Bachelor party favorites, I recall...

It's shekels, Ace, S-H-E-K-E-L-S.

Why are the most liberal of actors the ones who play the best retards? (Penn, Hanks)

OTOH, Rosie doesn't look like one of the truly (seriously) lovable retards, but rather more like the pissy, nasty ones who smell funny. And I haven't even seen teh promo, I'm just talking about in general.

I'm sure she plays a great retard. After all, it's not even "acting."

And didn't they just throw out her "marriage"?

She's going to give tards a bad rep.

Rosie is all that is bad and wrong with the celebrity cult in America. Why is she famous? She's a lousy actress, a lousy talk-show host, and (by all accounts) a lousy magazine businessperson. She went from being nicey-nice person a la Katie Couric to being a witchy, screechy Lefty like...well, like Katie Couric.

In other words, she lied to and manipulated her fans to think she was someone she wasn't, and when she got enough jack in the bank, she gave her fans a big f**k you and got out of the game. Plus she's fat and an uggo to boot. (And not attractive fat like Kate Winslet, but fat like that lady who played Gilbert's mom in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?. But at least that fat chick could act.)

I demand a celebrity deathmatch between the Artillery Barrage Balloon (Rosie) and the Vengeful Pointy-Toed Shoe Harpy (Katie)! It'd be a battle for the ages! Edged weapons and pikes only, no distance weapons.

Rosie should be locked into a room with a sex crazied bull elk.

So, what, this is going to be a documentary?

GregS, that would cure the elk.

Tard movies have been and always will be contrived, badly acted, predictable, pretentious pieces of S***.

Sister movies have been and always will be contrived, badly acted, predictable, pretentious pieces of S***.

This movie has the absolute perfect 10 cast.

Later,
bbeck

After spending the last decade working as a mental health professional, I thought I would impart some of hard earned wisdom. Just to enlighten you cretins, the preferred "inside the nuthouse" term is tard. Unlike retard, it kinda sings and even the higher functioning tards don't get it.

Damn you bbeck. You would have to use 'tard' in the thread while I stepped away prior to posting.

lol, Sorry Dude. I adopted the term because 'retard' is considered PI and the Thought Police haven't jumped all over "tard" yet. But it's only a matter of time before we're not allowed to use that one, either.

Later,
bbeck

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