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April 20, 2005
Shock: The MSM Doesn't Like the PopeThe always interesting Hugh Hewitt rounds up the reactions from what he terms the Junior Officers in the "Dictatorship of Relativism." The best of course comes from the Red Star, also known as the Minneanapolis Star Tribune: Greater roles for women, a more welcoming posture toward gays and lesbians, and a moderation of views on sexuality, genetic research, euthanasia or contraception to prevent AIDS -- none of these is likely to gain ground under Benedict. I realize these are all important issues about which people feel passionately about. But a Church is not a sovereign democracy in which people get to vote. Furthermore, I rather doubt that many of this nitwits are even Catholic, or, if they are Catholic, Catholic in anything other than name, so what the hell is all the fuss about? The fuss, of course, is that the Church is not just a religious institution. It's an institution which exerts great political influence. "Creeping Papery" and all that jazz. But it is rather revealing that our "diverse" media cannot view a centuries old spiritual institution, concerned primarily with, you know, salvation and God and Jesus and all that stuff, through any other prism but the nakedly political. The Church exists, in their minds, only to either thwart or advance their domestic material-world agendas. It is just an NGO like Amnesty International, only with weird headdresses and censers and subpar wine. To be fair, as an agnostic and non-Catholic to boot, that's sort of the way I view the Church, deep down. I'm not religious and I never received Communion and frankly it doesn't really matter to me what the Church might have to say about transubstantiation. But, you know, I'm just a lowly blogger. One would imagine that these idiots could manage at least the pretense of acknowledging the Church as something more than the Red Cross with Latin lessons. But. They. Can't. They will blather on forever about making their newsrooms "look more like America" (although, you know, blacks and Hispanics and women are still very underrepresented in the upper levels of power, even in this very "progressive" media industry), and yet they will not deign to bring in persons of strong faith who might temper their secular outlook by suggesting, "You guys do realize we're talking about a Church here, right?" Churches, at least in America and more civilized parts of the world, are voluntary organizations. You aren't required to be a member of any church (trust me on this: the government hasn't forced me to join one yet, though the Baptists are scouting me and Lutherans have offered me a nice signing bonus), you can leave at any time, and furthermore, you're not ever really required to belive anything they preach to remain a member in good standing. The left talks a great deal about diversity and freedom. And yet they seem awfully angry about any voluntary institution which stubbornly refuses to accept and promulgate their agenda. Is there any room in this world for institutions to pursue a non-liberal or non-leftist agenda? It would appear the answer is no, by the MSM's lights. Diversity and freedom are all well and good, so long as your diversity is their "diversity," and you will always be guaranteed the "freedom" to live and worship according to how the liberals and leftists believe is proper. And, of course: as they believe is "good for America." Coming: Maureen Dowd explains to us that "Jesus thought he was 'all that,' but he ain'." Ungreat Minds Think Alike, Too, Update: Jeff Goldstein strikes similar chords.
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CommentsIt is just an NGO like Amnesty International, only with weird headdresses and censers and subpar wine. Hey, it was good enough for A.J. Soprano and his friends. It should be good enough for you... Posted by: Slublog on April 20, 2005 01:37 PM
No. The Church is an institution established by God to bless my need to stick my penis in another man's ass. End. Of. Story. Posted by: Andrew Sullivan on April 20, 2005 01:47 PM
Personally, I'm waiting for someone to blame this election for the Pope, on George W. Bush. My personal prediction: About a week. Posted by: Bithead on April 20, 2005 01:50 PM
When it comes to subpar wine, the Catholics ain't got nothing on us Jews. Posted by: Eric J on April 20, 2005 01:52 PM
You ain' whistlin' dixie on that. Posted by: ace on April 20, 2005 01:53 PM
Even FoxNews.com omits "I'd do him" from the options on their new Greta poll. Posted by: OCBill on April 20, 2005 01:53 PM
It takes a special kind of arrogance to believe that there is a God but that His truth has to be subordinate to your personal opinions. I guess we know which sin the major media struggles with. Posted by: Slublog on April 20, 2005 01:57 PM
When it comes to subpar wine, the Catholics ain't got nothing on us Jews. Why'd you have to go and bring up that zionist Manischewitz crap? Now I won't be able to sip a nice Merlot all week without thinking of foul judenwein. Posted by: Cedarcask on April 20, 2005 02:05 PM
this pope's election was blamed on Rove and the neocons within 5 minutes by the moonbats at DU for all the criticism of this pope, the resounding backlog to it from the critics is "it's all about me" Posted by: johnny on April 20, 2005 02:06 PM
Hold out on that signing bonus. The Mormons might do better. Cof course then you are supposed to forget all about that wine. And Maureen Dowd's quote for the day 4/20/05 : Posted by: rbj on April 20, 2005 02:22 PM
Actually its good that the clods don't get the Church. That way anything the Church does will be seen as coming out of left field, and shock the hell out of 'em. B16 is going to draw huge crowds wherever he goes, not because of who he is, but what he is. And that prospect is more frightening to a lib than W winning a 3rd term. Posted by: Iblis on April 20, 2005 02:40 PM
Actually, I'm just shocked and appalled, nay, almost filled (about 80%) with heartache since I found out that being homosexual excludes straight folk from their numbers as a matter of policy. I think we need to make them realize that straight people can be homosexual too. I may have no desire to nail a guy in the ass, but that sure as hell won't stop me wearing my Gay Pride T-Shirt.
Posted by: DelphiGuy on April 20, 2005 02:48 PM
Hate the sinner. Love the sin! Er, somethin' like that. Posted by: compos mentis on April 20, 2005 03:00 PM
Strange that these people don't mind Imams that support the stoning of rape victims and homosexuals, the murder of non-muslims and, well basically a bunch of other 'non-progressive' notions. I swear these assholes wake up in the morning and find out where the conservatives are standing so they can take the opposite side. Posted by: DelphiGuy on April 20, 2005 03:06 PM
The left talks a great deal about diversity and freedom. And yet they seem awfully angry about any voluntary institution which stubbornly refuses to accept and promulgate their agenda. This is spot-on, Ace. The Left seems have trouble comprehending what the word "voluntary" means. They also cannot distinguish between the power of persuasion (which respects people's autonomy) and actual force (which does not). Take communism, for example. If people want to live in a society that has no property, where property is held in common, then they can go do so. Voluntarily Form a commune. Pool your resources. Knock yourselves out. When confronted with such suggestions, Leftists respond with a kind of stunned confusion, followed by apoplexy. Posted by: Finn McCool on April 20, 2005 03:10 PM
Personally, I'm waiting for someone to blame this election for the Pope, on George W. Bush. My personal prediction: About a week. Bithead, I was looking over the threads at DU yesterday after the announcement. It took less than 45 minutes. Posted by: utron on April 20, 2005 03:18 PM
Hold out on that signing bonus. The Mormons might do better. A-hem. You're preaching to the converted. I like the way those horny sonsabitches think. Posted by: ace on April 20, 2005 03:24 PM
Well you wouldn't be paying $3 for a cup of coffee anymore, because mormons don't drink coffee. Its a drug, you know. But then again, when you have twelve wives... Posted by: lauraw on April 20, 2005 03:41 PM
Actually, Sullivan is being interviewed on radio now and is about to tie in the election of the Pope with Rove. No, this is not a joke. Posted by: on April 20, 2005 03:41 PM
Can you provide a URL? Posted by: ace on April 20, 2005 03:44 PM
http://www2.krla870.com/listen/ I gave the wrong website. He's on KRLA.. Carl Rove... shit...right now... Posted by: Terri on April 20, 2005 03:45 PM
Sorry about that... Do you have it now.. Posted by: Terri on April 20, 2005 03:47 PM
Sorry. Thanks, Terri. It's live now but I believe Medved's show is repeated at different times in different markets. Posted by: on April 20, 2005 03:50 PM
What I've noticed about the left is that when they preach "tolerance" for their beliefs and lifestyles they are, in reality, demanding acceptance. I don't see anyone from the Catholic Church burning homosexuals at the stake. Nor do I see them beheading women who have had abortions. But freedom to live according to their own moral convictions isn't good enough for the lefties. They demand official sanction. I find this to be fascinating. On the one hand, the lefties pretend to flout authority, while on the other they constantly seek its approval and validation. In a way, they behave much like teenagers. I could have some respect for them if they just shrugged and said, "Fuck what the Pope says. I'll live how I please." I don't think the leftists are able to do this, however, because this thinking runs counter to the leftist mindset that leads them to believe that people are controlled largely by exterior forces. Once they figure out that they both control and are ultimately responsible for the quality of their lives, they'll ..... well, they'll be Republicans or Libertarians I suppose. And less bitchy. Posted by: The Warden on April 20, 2005 04:00 PM
"Creeping Papery" Sounds like a particularly strange form of origami... Posted by: Anachronda on April 20, 2005 06:09 PM
Or a great name for a rock band. Posted by: Slublog on April 20, 2005 06:11 PM
Great post. Not sure how to run a trackback on yer site, so I just linked to ya. Well stated, fer a heathen and all... Posted by: Partisan Pundit on April 20, 2005 08:32 PM
The Warden, well said! That is EXACTLY who they act like. Teenagers! Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on April 20, 2005 09:25 PM
Well, if they don't like it, they can always start their own religion. Posted by: Pixy Misa on April 21, 2005 04:18 AM
I keep re-reading the quote - how is euthanasia going to prevent AIDS? Posted by: AJ on April 21, 2005 06:18 AM
our "diverse" media cannot view a centuries old spiritual institution, concerned primarily with, you know, salvation and God and Jesus and all that stuff, through any other prism but the nakedly political. Diversity and freedom are all well and good, so long as your diversity is their "diversity," and you will always be guaranteed the "freedom" to live and worship according to how the liberals and leftists believe is proper. Great post. Could not have said it better. Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 21, 2005 10:01 AM
Personally, I could have done without the image of the Pope taking "a more welcoming posture towards gays". Posted by: MC on April 22, 2005 08:23 AM
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