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Flaming Shots: A Bad Idea Whose Time Should Never Have ComeDave's on caution about telling me this is "old stuff." Check it out. Light warning: This is the downside of a flaming shot. Use your imagination; it's a bit disturbing. Not gorey or tragic, but maybe not really the sort of thing you want to see sipping coffee on gorgeous Sunday morning-shading-into-afternoon. At least it's gorgeous in New York. Where you are it might not be gorgeous. But of course-- who cares? And... Next story down, the British Conservative Party makes the GOP look like ambulatory Steven Hawkings by hosting a fund-raiser at a strip-joint. Doesn't bother me, of course, or most of you either, I'm guessing. But still-- doofussery of the highest order. Ultimately I'm just going to have to get used to the idea that the liberal politicians are Tom Hagen and conservative politicians are, and will always be, Fredo Corleone. posted by Ace at 12:08 PM
CommentsYou have to wonder how one would think its a good idea to pour a burning liquid down your throat? Am I that square? Don't answer that please :) Posted by: BrewFan on April 17, 2005 01:18 PM
OMG, Ace... A guy I just meet was telling me how he forgot to put out the flame shot before he drank it. When the flames were finally put out and he went in the bathroom he said he was tore up. He was actually bleeding in spots on his face. Thanks for this... I'm sending him a link! It'll bring back some nice memories! Posted by: Terri on April 17, 2005 02:49 PM
Some dumbass freshman did that in college my senior year. Moron walked around looking like the mummy for a couple of months. Posted by: on April 17, 2005 03:22 PM
BTW Ace, It's a sunny, slightly breezy 78 where I'm at. But, then again, it usually is. I've "visited" NY. I have family there. As far as NY goes, I say, "hmpfh..(insert shoulder shrug), who cares?" Posted by: Terri on April 17, 2005 03:30 PM
Hmmm... Back in college, one of my favorite drinks at a club where I used to hang out was the Dante's Inferno (sort of an extremely spicy Bloody Mary en fuego). I drank dozens of the things, and nothing like that ever happened. Of course... Maybe I'm just a total wuss, but before you drink the shot, aren't you supposed to put out the fire? Pouring flaming alcohol into your stomach makes lighting your own farts loook like rocket science. (No pun intended. Not much of one, anyway.) Posted by: utron on April 17, 2005 04:05 PM
Yeah, pretty old. Classic, though. Posted by: Alan on April 17, 2005 04:39 PM
Here's a better one. An actual streaming video, not a GIF. With sound. http://www.collegeslackers.com/?pg=vid-flamingshot Posted by: alan on April 17, 2005 04:57 PM
Reminds me of the time I was having a Flaming Dr. Pepper and the bartender stupidly let me drop my own flaming shot into the beer. To this day I clearly remember him deadpanning, "Dude, your finger's on fire." The other lesson from that evening? Even if you blow the flaming shot out before downing it, if you've let it sit, flaming, for long enough, the very hot shot glass will burn your lips and you'll have a bitch of a time explaining those blisters to your coworkers/loved ones. Ah, to be young and foolish. Then again, it's, not so different from being old and foolish now. Posted by: Kahuna on April 17, 2005 04:59 PM
It's 73 and sunny here in beautiful Bangor, Maine. Perfect weather to wear my Ace O' Spades t-shirt. If it had gotten here, that is... Grrrr... Posted by: Slublog on April 17, 2005 05:18 PM
I don't know what's wrong with the rest of you but back in the day (20+ years ago) I had no difficulty drinking a still-flaming shot glass of Bacardi 151 without doing harm to my insides or outsides. The point where everyone screws up is the initial sipping motion. You simply drink it like a shot that isn't flaming and the flaming layer is extinguished by the rest of the shot. Yes, it still has flammables in it, but if you just pour it down there's not enough additional oxygen to support combustion. The people that get the shot 6 inches from their face and try to throw it into their mouths (like the linked idiot) are the people that really get hurt. I've wasted more than one beer dousing those sorts of flames. Posted by: Captain Ned on April 17, 2005 08:36 PM
Hey Captain Ned, Do you have a webcam? Can you show us all how it's done? Posted by: Terri on April 17, 2005 08:47 PM
Sorry Ace, I was otherwise occupied all weekend long, so I didn't get a chance to see this until now. Oh, wait-- let me say that I didn't get to see YOUR POST until now. The video? OLD. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 17, 2005 09:57 PM
Girlfriend problems? This could work... http://www.collegeslackers.com/?pg=vid-dumpgirlfriend Posted by: on April 17, 2005 11:26 PM
In 1986 I was sitting in a bar on Patpong Rd in Bangkok and watched a tourist do the same thing. He was showing off for the bar girls and set his face on fire. The bartender extinguished him with a towel. I wan't sure what was dumber, drinking flamine booze, or trying to impress a Bangkok bar girl. Posted by: John Dunshee on April 18, 2005 12:06 AM
That is awesome! Posted by: God Guns and Drugs on April 18, 2005 01:47 AM
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