Umm..Ace..

Dave e-mailed me, and asked me to let you know that all this shit is old stuff that's been up on his site for about a week.

Good God! I would pay some serious 'crazy blog money' to see that beat down. You could sell tickets.

Ace,

Jack left this comment on my blog. I don't know who Kim Richards is, but since I am competitive I figured I'd give it a shot. Come visit me...;-)

You realize that if Ace sees these he's gonna lose that whole "Kim Richards" fetish for a RWS fetish?
Jack M. | Homepage | 04.16.05 - 8:48 pm | #

very nice, RWS.

You realize that if Ace sees these he's gonna lose that whole "Kim Richards" fetish for a RWS fetish?

Wow! Jack M. actually got something right for once!

I have my mind set on :

14. The Fredo

Arrive at work early and hide under your boss' desk. When the boss arrives, do nothing but hide for the first three hours. Then roll up his pants so slowly he doesn't notice. Then lick his shin. After he finishes freaking out and asks you what the hell you're doing, tell him that he's crazy, and that you have no idea what he’s talking about. Do the “screws loose” gesture with your hands, and then kiss him on the mouth and say, "You broke my heart."

This cracks me up...

Say it with me, "RWS has got it goin' on..."

Very nice MILF vibe... if you'll excuse the referred profanity... but very nice.

Sincerely,
Your Brand New Personal Stalker

Hah, fools, it's a bloke.

Right Wing was the cell block he was in for 20 years on a murder conviction.

Sparkle was his nickname because he loved to polish cock.

He's 280 pounds, posts in his underwear from his moms basement while masterbating to pics of Glenn Reynolds photoshopped into gay S&M scenes.

Oh, and his favourite colour is fuscia.

For God's sake tell me you are at least under like 24 to call me that. Am I old enough to be your mother???

Also, there is no money in stalking. We've discussed that here. So....really not worth it. Plus ..my life...not interesting. Why else would I be here?....;-)

Umm.. the above was to Ron. And hey......english "bloke" DelphiGuy. We call them "guys" here. And no...I'm not one...lol.

If Dave comes in and tells me this crap he just linked yesterday is "all old stuff," I swear I will 1) delink him and 2) tear his arm off and beat him to death with his still-wriggling limb while he comically attempts to deflect my furious blows with his stump.

Flashback alert?

That was either a vu-jaday moment or a drug induced flashback. Not sure which one. I actually worked for a guy in the late 80's that used to use #40 almost verbatim. I almost fell off of my "non-perfumed" chair when I read that one. Time for an alcoholic induced stupor to recover from that.

To rrrrrrrRWS:

Uh, no. Fact is, I'm sure I'm older than you are.

The MILF tag, although there is no standards committee I'm aware of, is applicable to women from the ages of 25 and up. It is used irrespective of whether the woman in question has actually had a child or not and is not dependent on the beholder's age or that of his (or her, as the case may be) mother.

It simply implies that the woman being oglied is no longer in her late teens or early 20s (and therefore in the age block where a good portion of the population settle down and have a child) but is still "one long, cool glass of water."

As for the stalking thing... it'd have to be virtual anyways. First off, I'm in Japan and secondly, I don't think my wife would approve. Just consider me a stalker in name only.

Still, nice pics.

Ace:

Just an linguistic point here.

Wouldn't ripping someone's arm off be form of "delinking" in and of itself?

For God's sake tell me you are at least under like 24 to call me that.

What, you'd feel better about it if he was 12?

I KEED, I KEED.

Did Ron just say that anyone over 25 can be a MILF? 25!?!

MILF:

http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/milf.htm

Yep, the Moro Islamic Liberation Front ... anyone care to share with them the alternate definition? Apparently there are a number of Phillipine Islands just chock-full of MILFs. I dunno, for me, it brings a whole new poignancy to the term "jihad" ...

I thought you boys might want to know (when you finish sniffing Dave's chair, of course)

Delphiguy,

Those pictures of Glenn Reynolds?

They weren't photoshops.

That's how you get an A in the professor's class.

pslfanagan, well, I don't think I a member of either MILF group, so we are all safe here.

Oh no, Ace. Nothing but the FRESHEST links over at Garfield Ridge.

Mucho gracias for the links, and really, I sooo do love being on fucking fire.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge