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April 14, 2005

Let's Be Honest: "Saving Gaia" Just Doesn't Have Any Sex Appeal

...so a couple of enterprising demented exhibitionists committed environmental activists have decided to get dirty for environmental diversity.

With backgrounds in progressive and green theater and teaching troubled teens, Leona Johansson, 21, and Tommy Hol Ellingsen, 28, wanted to do more than just protest the state of the world -- they wanted to make a difference. To them, eco-porn is the obvious choice.

"Porn makes really, really a lot of money," Tommy continues in his soft Norwegian accent, "so why not use that money for good?" Easy enough, right? But, so far, the pair's biggest challenge has been giving the money away.

...

Welcome to F--forforest.com (FFF), a porn site with a difference.

Along with raw, explicit images and videos with scenes like the one described above, FFF is well stocked with facts about the world's forests.

I'm not a prude. Lord knows, I'm not the easiest person to offend.

But I am annoyed at the cliched and cretinous impulses of lefty artists. Whenever these guys go dry as regards actual creative ideas, they immediately play the bullwhip-up-the-squeakhole card.

Is this even "outrageous" anymore? Seriously. If I tell you that Karen Finley has a one-woman show where she blanks her own blank, is your reaction, "Oh dear, I'm completely outraged" or is it "My stars! She's really pushing the envelope, as well as pushing society's hottest buttons about taboos!" or is it "Didn't this stupid bitch do this same crap like five years ago? Do performance artitsts do re-runs, too?"


posted by Ace at 10:59 AM
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Sure, maybe it is, "cliched and cretinous impulses of lefty artists" but on the other hand, good porn is good porn, right?

I think it merits further investigation.

Posted by: Alex_fs on April 14, 2005 11:17 AM

Lefty art-porn isn't real porn. Porn is supposed to be fun.

Porn isn't porn when it's a "statement" and they talk during the sex and no one seems to be having any damn fun.

Posted by: ace on April 14, 2005 11:19 AM

Getting paid to have sex. Hmmm. Oh wait!! That makes you a WHORE! Attention and/or otherwise.

Haven't seen the bullwhip-up-the-squeakhole thing. I gotta get out more.

Posted by: compos mentis on April 14, 2005 11:19 AM

It was a major cause celebrite during the eighties Porn Wars/Culture Wars. Robert Mappelthorpe got NEA funding to display his nicely-composed but basically hard-core gay porn pics at museums. Several shots featured the infamous bullwhip up the squeakhole.

I dated an art-chick in HS. She went on to an art-school. Every time she had to do a photo composition, she would just wrap a naked friend in ropes and put a bag over her head (symbolizing, I don't know, injustice or the male patriarchy or... something) and then take naked pics of her.

I would just look at the boobies.

Posted by: ace on April 14, 2005 11:22 AM

"Do performance artitsts do re-runs, too?"

Well, it was just a year ago, but those were the same people that had sex on stage at that concert in Norway.

You know, to save the rain forest.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1014738.html?menu=

Posted by: PotatoHeadBobby on April 14, 2005 11:27 AM

The arts are a refuge for people who are very talented at posing but can't do much else.

I wonder if these people will drop the mask and go full-on porn for profit at some point.

Posted by: lauraw on April 14, 2005 11:42 AM

I don't think this is supposed to be art.

It's supposed to be an "out-of-the-box" ;) fundraising idea.

Porn makes money. Make porn (money) to save the trees.

Gotta admit: not a bad idea.

And, going by the picture, it's a great way for ugly 28 year old guys to get hot 21 year olds to do porn with 'em.

You're just jealous, Ace, that this guy had the idea first.

Posted by: Sean on April 14, 2005 11:49 AM

and look, they have a swastika on their logo

looks like someone's parents didn't give them enough attention when they were a child....

and with the typical looks of lefties, i think i'll pass

Posted by: johnny on April 14, 2005 11:55 AM

Yeah, this is old news. The girl is ok looking, for a liberal euro-dork. I wouldn't mind strip-mining her and plundering her resources. I just wouldn't go far out of my way to get there.

Kind of like Peru, in some ways.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness on April 14, 2005 12:00 PM

I can see better porn walking around downtown.

What ever happened to the hot scandanavian chicks

or the Vikings

that dude's about as viking as JeffB

Posted by: hobgoblin on April 14, 2005 12:17 PM

These Norwegians bore me. Come back when you've got something good, like the chick from Max Headroom sucking off a couple of guys dressed like Megatron and Optimus Prime.

Posted by: Andrew on April 14, 2005 12:31 PM

One wonders how Dworkin would have handled the cognative dissonance....
(Chuckle)

Posted by: Bithead on April 14, 2005 12:58 PM

I'd say Ace isn't just jealous he didn't think of this first, he's jealous that he isn't the "model [who] is about to learn, this isn't the only thing Leona can do with a leek."

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