If you made up shirts with a picture of your dog and captioned it: "dog is dead," I'd buy one.

That really is too fucking cool. When you've got people wearing your brand as fucking gang apparel, you've arrived.

I don't think Charles knew anything about this. Apparently the lizardoids did these jackets on their own initiative. Perhaps you should tell your minions to design their own damn t-shirts.

Indymedia ran with this photo several days ago. I hate giving those rancid little pusbuckets any traffic, but the thread is hysterical in several different senses of the term. Here's the link:
http://www.indybay.org/news/2005/04/1732174.php

That really is too fucking cool. When you've got people wearing your brand as fucking gang apparel, you've arrived.

You stupid dick.

Coming soon: the silver-and-black Oakland Raiders/Allahpundit starter jacket.

Suddenly I'm thinking about an Ace of Spades bandana. And I'm liking it.

For the conservative cholo in your life.

I love Mr. Wu.

One day, I will give a Pentagon briefing in nothing but Wu-Speak.

That day will be my last day working in the Pentagon.

Ahhhh, to dream. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Um, Ace? They're not jackets, they're patches. They come in two sizes - the big back patch, and a shoulder patch.

I'll do my best to have a picture snapped of my cashmere wrap with a LGF Minion shoulder patch on it.

Some gang. I mean, it's a lizard humping a football, with the word "minion" on it. Gangs try to sound fierce and scary. What gang would call themselves the minions?

You're killing the cool, Dianna.

I want an LGF switchblade with the words "The Truth Hurts" engraved on the steel.

Hey, where can I get one of those jackets! I think I'm gonna buy 8 or so and give 'em out as x-mas gifts...

I wanna be just as cool as people who advertise their favorite inter-n-e-t

. . . .s-i-t-e-s

. . . o--n

. . . c--l---o--t---h . . . .

um, what was the point of this thread?

(still haven't gotten my fucking shirt yet, bastards)

Allah, sweetie, I personally can't help you out with that, but I'll mention it to some other folks, and see if they can.

P.S. I miss you! Come back!

I did mention that I will soon be the proud possessor of an LGF Minion patch, right?

That reminds me... Thanx, Ace, for recommending "Cocksucker Creek." I don't have HBO, but I took a chance and bought the first season on DVD (nice boxed set - btw). Loved it!

THIS GUY'S GOT A FUCKING SHIRT!!!!

Finally came just now in the mail.

Really quality. Very nice. The red on the back isn't too vibrant, so the quote looks, dare I say, cool?

Mach, very mach. (macho)

Eh, being a minion is so gay, and not in a Viking way either.

*shakes fist in the air*

Damn you hobgoblin - I'm here at work for another 5 hours. Wonder if mine came in --- where are those guys headquartered? (e. coast vs. west)

Those patches look bitchin' on the biker vest...

Don't feel bad Ace!

If it helps any, I made a scale replica of Ace of Spades World HQ out of popsicle sticks and empty bottles of val-u-rite discount vodka.

I used a q-tip to represent you, and a bigger q-tip with pipe cleaner arms wielding a macaroni shaped "hammer" top represent Paul Anka.

Allah is in the display as well. I used an old teabag for him.

Ya know Ace, we're not minions, we could be your army of DeathCard Troopers

Ace,

You just haven't pissed off enough of the right people yet to start having a dedicated following.

Da_Wiz Sends

Ace,

The death card done as a patch would be perfectamundo on a biker vest...sign me up...time to update for the riding season...

Oh Creator of Worlds,

We miss you! And don't you know that only poseurs would desecrate good steel with engraving? Steel is, after all, a religion.

Da_Wiz Sends

Woo hoo!

I got my shirt today too and I ordered on the second round.

I must say that it looks a lot sharper than I thought it would. I really like it.

The only hassle is (and this may be my fault) I got black when I thought I ordered gray. Oh well, my receipt is on my office computer and I'm home now so I'll check into that tomorrow.

Overall, I'm pleased.

Nice job Ace.

My momma always told me: "Never trust a man named PotatoHeadBobby"...

"Twilight of the Gods" (Goetterdaemmerung) is Wagner's last opera in the Ring Cycle.
Nietzsche wrote "Twilight of the Idols" (Goetzen-Daemmerung).

Ace,

I just ordered a tee-shirt. Charcoal! I'm looking forward to getting it. It should make a nifty birthday present, don't you think?

Maranna

I would get a shirt, but I'm not a guy. and, I look like a lesbian in boy t-shirts. And, not one of those hot lesbians. The girls want LOW CUT shirts. Otherwise, what's the point in having boobies?

carin,

too much talking, not enough camwhoring

Ace,

This is your third thread mentioning Nietzsche, spelling his name wrong every time. Loose shit!

I parrot hobgoblin.

If you've got the boobies you need to slice like a f*ckin' hammer while treating me like I'm from Missouri.

It's the "Show Me State".

Charles also has 10* your readership.

He also lives with endless trolls & hate mail, death threats, and disrepect from the gutless on his "side" who won't stand up to the left's torrent of lies and slander about his site.

Somehow I think you may have the better deal here.

With that shirt Ace is selling, you guys wouldn't see much anyway.

Hop on this one FAST or you'll miss the boat Ace, its spreading like effing WILDFIRE:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/bal-md.olesker08mar08,1,76004.column?coll=bal-local-columnists&ctrack=4&cset=true

bugmenot90@mailinator.com
P/W: bugmenot

Carin: Scroll down to "Women's Baby Tees" on that order page.

Carin,

I'm fairly certain I'm a better judge of these things than are you.

Way to post a registration link, Colon.

and then fuck up the email/password

You're the best colon in the hole world

Woo hoo!

Got my shirt today. Went for a walk in the park.

Oh Noooooooooooooo!

I was swarmed by homos. They just kept coming out of the bushes. I couldn't keep them off me. That shirt is worse than a tux!

(Just kidding -- shirt has not actually arrived. Am dusting off my broomstick with "Ace's squeekhole" written all over it.)

You know there's a baby-t right, Carin?

Hey Ace, would it help if I started sending hate mail? That might get you the crazy lgf numbers. I'll mispell every other word so it looks realistic.

Still paitiently waiting for my shirt.

For now.

Michael,

You might want to hold off on that moonbat riff. I mean if Cafe Press got your order mixed up and sent you one of the LLL Hateware shirts instead, that would be like a further indicator for the friendly boys and girls of the Secret Service, who do NOT agree with the 9th Circus...

Da_Wiz Sends

I just want to know where I can get a snickers tree!!!

No more stealing from Holloween bags!!!!!

RWS:

Did you steal Snickers from your kids? I am shocked, shocked I say, that a lady who is the Flower of Southern Womanhood would do such I thing.

I did it too. I have a major Snickers jones.

So now I know you have two guilty pleasures.

You need three.

Ace, shirts look great - just got mine in. Dunno that I'll be cuttin the sleeves off and taking it to the gym though - they're pretty tight. In a good way. Hah.

Well, ace, you've got the right idea aiming high. If your competition is LGF, you'll have that crazy blog money rolling in any time now.

Acey dear--got my tee shirt
it's charming
i'm off to pillage and burn now
like a Death card Trooper

Baby tee are for little girls. I want low cut. Scoop neck. Otherwise, the shirt just doesn't get worn.