*Yawn*

Damn, you really did a great job of selling your appearance on that show.

Ehhhh... I think I did. Hell, I'd rather see a train wreck that a decent interview.

People are still talking about that John Stewart Crossfire appearance.

I better hear the e-penises growing over the mics during the show, ok?

Just wondering, Ace: are there any topics that you'd really prefer to steer clear of, subjects you simply don't want to hear callers bring up? Let us know what they are, because your minions would like to do whatever they can to help you evade those danger zones. But I'm sure you already knew that.

Allah would be a good guest to have on the program, assuming he has one of those voice modulators and plenty of quarters for the anonymous payphone.

Utron,

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Now that you mention it...

Please, no questions that reference inside jokes. I mean, a "Slice like a hammer" or "like a Viking" here or there is okay, just a quickie, but no inside jokes!

The trouble is... on Shark Tank, I got questions about inside jokes, and I realize there's no good way to handle them. Either you don't explain what the joke is, leaving people baffled, or you try to explain the joke, and explaining... an inside... joke... is... death... itself.

Sure you'll do well if for no other reason than your voice sounds different from theirs. Presumably. That's my only beef with that show, can't tell which one's talking. Sounds a bit like one guy carrying on a conversation with himself. Not a bad conversation, but still. Anyway. Break a leg.

Any question likely to prompt a awkward response ending in "I guess you had to be there" would be one to avoid, if you please.

I'm going to ask them to screen out those calls, anyway. Just because, seriously, it's DEATH.

Sure you'll do well if for no other reason than your voice sounds different from theirs. Presumably. That's my only beef with that show, can't tell which one's talking.

Hmmm... good point. I guess the way to avoid that would be to get a female co-host or something.

*dribble*

Ace? O-Dub?

FIGHT! FIGHT!

ace,

Could you ask goldstein where he got that sweet Vader mask?

(not too concerned about the leatherdaddy get up, but the mask is pretty damn cool)

If you're going to be on the air with Jeff G., do you think you could blog roll him again?

I get the impression Ace hasn't been showcasing his latest O-Dub hitjobs because he's been saving them up in his verbal armory of humilation for just this occasion.

Untold hours have been spent in patient work, like a dwarf with a +50 to his Weaponsmithing skill, forging and sharpening the verbal harpoons he would loose upon the wallowing Filet-O-Fish, a scene ripped straight from his mysterious script, [i]Moby Dick II: Queequeg's Revenge[/i]

After verbally riding Olly like a Big Wheel, nay, like a Viking, around the Thunderdome that will be the Citizen Journalist's etherwaves, Ace will perform a perfect fatality by making Olly admit that Ace is the only important one on that screen.

Someone needs to look into this story:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050412/ap_on_fe_st/head_theft&e=1

do I need me a special antenny to pick up dat dare intrynet raddio?

and iffin I calls in and sings yer praises, cud you git me a date with that Goldstein feller? He's got a purty mouth.

[Insert "face made for radio" joke here]

I see lots of Kim Richards, Sajak, and Coco in the future of talk radio.

Hell, I might even listen this week.

Just please, don't you too let it go to your head.

Better bring your ego-deflator taser and don't be afraid to shoot; in any direction!

Since I was the one that suggested it, do I get a 'finders fee'? Say, 20% off the top??

Since I was the one that suggested it, do I get a 'finders fee'? Say, 20% off the top??

Didn't Marie Antoinette get 20% off the top?

(For the last interview) Hefe, would you say I had a plethroa of (inside) questions?

C'mon man, you can't tell me the Sully one wasn't funny... I swear I heard you chuckle. Either that, or you choked on your own saliva.

C'mon man, you can't tell me the Sully one wasn't funny... I swear I heard you chuckle.

I don't remember. But I'm sure it was funny... for me, for you, for the eight people who read this stupid site.

For the rest of the vast audience listenting to Shark Tank -- all fifteen of them -- it was a bafflement.

I would say there were a plethora of inside-joke questions.

Please don't ask me if I know what a plethora means.

Be sure and give Mr. Bill my warmest regards.

I would listen ace, but then that would mean that I would have to listen to INDeCent Bill also.

Toll-free Call-in number: 1-866-884-8255 (866-884-TALK)

Yowza! I might just have to let the kids make their own way home from school Thursday afternoon ....

I just have to say that Ace had better make child endangerment charges worth my while ...

p.s. Do you have a link to the show for us Ace??

I think Ace is a good choice, he has legions of fans, unlike say Allah who has legions of people that are still pissed off that he quit blogging 2 seconds after he got their fdonation.

Seriously, is there any blog where Allah can show his face? Probably Kos, better get those Bush photoshopping skills honed.