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April 11, 2005

Dark-Side Force-User Seeks Same

From Craigslist:

Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy.

Looking for nsa fun. I am into older men, but I have courted some youthful boys before.

I have a lightspeed capable ship and can come to you. I can host, provided you come to my Star Destroyer, currently in the greater Tattooine system.

Force sensitivity a plus. No imperial soldiers please, that would just cause drama in the Senate.

Sure, it's a goof, but then, he really did get into that costume for the pic.

Thanks to Scott, who cruises around on the Craiglist boards as "Girth Vader."


posted by Ace at 06:32 PM
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Vadergate?

Posted by: Kazmin on April 11, 2005 06:42 PM

"Luke, who's your daddy? That's right, I am."

Posted by: Guy Dupree on April 11, 2005 06:59 PM

Ace,

When I saw this, my first thought was: Loose Shit.

So it was inevitable I would forward to you

Posted by: scott on April 11, 2005 07:04 PM

This is way O/T but funny as hell

Click here

Posted by: Iblis on April 11, 2005 07:40 PM

I hope Andi picks this up and runs with it, thus netting you more traffic/money than you've ever even imagined. The irony would be delicious - you could take over Goldsteins coveted "GAY PORN COCK OF LIES" moniker.

/sarcasm

I'm way to heteronormative for this site.

Posted by: fat kid on April 11, 2005 07:47 PM

Omigod! Does Solo know?!

Posted by: Iblis on April 11, 2005 07:56 PM

Old picture, Ace. It's been around the web well before the Craig's List guy.

But I'm sure you knew that.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 11, 2005 08:10 PM

Ace, are you gonna let him run that shit on you again??

Posted by: CraigC on April 11, 2005 08:23 PM

"When I saw this, my first thought was: Loose Shit."

When I saw Scott's comment relative to this picture, the term "Loose Shit" took on a whole new meaning for me.

Posted by: Patton on April 11, 2005 08:48 PM

do you think he requests a "homo seat" at the movies?

Posted by: sonofnixon on April 11, 2005 10:13 PM

Ace,

"...he really did get into that costume for the pic."

OK, right.

But who took the picture?

What was that conversation like?

"3 PM, sure. Now, do you want me to take a couple without the gloves?"

'Nuff said.

Posted by: MeTooThen on April 11, 2005 10:41 PM

Yeah, its hilarious but what's up with the dude's chest or breasts and lack of nips?

Posted by: Mike on April 12, 2005 07:38 AM

Into older men

I love my wife but Oh you kid!

Uumm how much older?

Posted by: PLUG UGLY on April 12, 2005 01:04 PM
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