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April 08, 2005
Let's Be Honest: There Aren't Any Conservatives In the Academy Because They're All Dumb-Stupid MoronsPOWERS BOOTHE: You've got a lot of hate in you, kid. One day that hate's gonna burn you up. PAUL KRUGMAN: It keeps me warm. Idiots. posted by Ace at 11:19 AM
CommentsI thought there were a billion screaming Chinamen? Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 8, 2005 11:30 AM
The looney left is going insane, clinically off the cliff.
Posted by: on April 8, 2005 11:35 AM
The Left is so ideologically superior that they needn't even debate conservatives. A pie in the face is the only response necessary to arguments that "fall apart under the lightest scrutiny." All sarcasm aside, I'm becoming mighty tired of these arrogant little fuckers. If one of those punks tried to rush at me with a pie, I'd give 'em a beating that would require hospitalization. Pussy-assed hippy fucks. Posted by: The Warden on April 8, 2005 11:51 AM
I thought there were a billion screaming Chinamen? (as I toss a cup of Val-U-Rite discount vodka in the campfire) There were. Posted by: ace on April 8, 2005 12:04 PM
I stick by the assertion that those that can, do, those that can't, teach. Allowing, of course, for a few here and there who just like teaching. But, really ... I personally knew a ton of people in grad school who just didn't want to get on with life. They liked the cocoon of the Universities. Posted by: carin on April 8, 2005 12:04 PM
carin: same for law school, unfortunately Posted by: johnny on April 8, 2005 12:07 PM
Ace, have you got Red Dawn on some kind of permanent loop while you post? Kind of a mood music thing? I have a good friend who's quite the moonbat, but back in high school Red Dawn was her favorite movie. She had a huge crush on Thomas C. Howell. Now that she's all grown up and liberal, all I have to do is say, "Go, Wolverines!" and she flinches. Posted by: utron on April 8, 2005 12:33 PM
Avenge me, Ace, Avenge me!!! Posted by: JFH on April 8, 2005 01:43 PM
Academics look at evidence and come to conclusions. Today's conservatives start with a conclusion and then try to find anything to support that conclusion to the exclusion of all contrary evidence. Which explains why all the Marxists today are conservatives. Oh, wait... Posted by: on April 8, 2005 01:56 PM
And some of us are sufficiently dumb-stupid to even get jobs in the freakin' academy when we should know we're not particularly wanted. And btw, my nickname actually was "Smitty" as I was growing up. Posted by: Prof. M on April 8, 2005 07:24 PM
That simply HAS to be the best underhanded pop-culture reference I have seen in years. It's gonna go "fftttt" right under the radar of 90% of the readership. *walks off to urinate in a radiator and bed Ben Johnsons daughters* Posted by: GoldFalcon on April 10, 2005 04:37 AM
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