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April 07, 2005
Son of a Bitch, Part II: Totten Blogging From BeirutJim Hake and I met for the first time one of the key student leaders, Nabil Abou-Charaf, for coffee in Mejnah Square across the street from Lebanon's parliament. He also talks about his round-the-clock surveillance by the secret police. The student leader, I mean. The only one stalking Michael Totten is Ace. Ace is so insanely jealous he's leaving dead rabbits on Totten's doorstep. Yeah, he's not around, he's in Beirut, but when he comes back home... man, all those dead rabbits are going to be fragrant. It's almost as if people don't respect a guy who spends all of his free time making up American Idol parodies and inventing "crazy Morning-Zoo-style characters" like horny talking ducks (scan down to "Never Waste a Good Premise Update"). posted by Hoke at 11:05 AM
CommentsThank you very much for the info I was looking for, and Greetings from Malaga-Spain Antonio Posted by: malaga on April 7, 2005 11:48 AM
a guy who spends all of his free time making up American Idol parodies and inventing "crazy Morning-Zoo-style characters" like horny talking ducks As Alfred E. ACE always says: What, me worry? Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 7, 2005 12:02 PM
I remember posting at Totten's blog that if we had any balls we'd be on our way to Lebanon. To encourage the movement and ingratiate ourselves with these Mediterranean babes, really. Looks like Totten's the only one who ran with it. Though he is a puss for not at least inviting us to go along. No one brings the babes like spongeworthy, and he's doubtless paying the price for his omission. Posted by: spongeworthy on April 7, 2005 12:41 PM
If Totten really had balls he'd be smuggling in AK-47's to the students. Posted by: Moonbat_One on April 7, 2005 01:08 PM
Awww Ace, you should be jealous as all hell, I happen to know that your poodle skirt all-male revue routine would go down really really really well in Lebanon. You wouldn't have just interviewed that activist, you would have gotten inside him -- seen what makes him tick, touched his inner "Lebanese puppet." ... Posted by: psflanagan on April 7, 2005 01:24 PM
"You wouldn't have just interviewed that activist, you would have gotten inside him -- seen what makes him tick, touched his inner "Lebanese puppet" TMI! Posted by: BrewFan on April 7, 2005 01:37 PM
I heard about that "touching the inner Lebanese puppet" maneuver from this guy I know who used to be in the Merchant Marine. He called it the "Yokohama rope trick," but I'm pretty sure it was the same thing. Posted by: utron on April 7, 2005 01:50 PM
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