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April 06, 2005

The Guys Will Be Sent Shirts

...but, alas, no more ordering for shirts will be taken. RockNClothing took down the ordering page without informing me Ace; apparently they had to get the order to the printer or something.

Ace has asked them to open it up for one day for those who still might want shirts, but it's tricky. They won't do another run for any fewer than 20 shirts. So, there may be a chance to order again, but those orders won't go through (i.e., you won't be charged, and you also won't get a shirt) unless there are 20 or more shirts ordered. (BTW, if we're even in the ballpark, Ace will suck it up and order the remainder... he gets a chuckle over giving relatives thoughtless gifts.)

Ace is still waiting to hear back from them. For those who were surprised to see the ordering closed-- join the club. Ace had no warning himself, and thought we'd agreed to keep ordering open until today.


posted by Hoke at 10:09 AM
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Hey, if anyone is that heartbroken about it then they can buy mine....for $200.

The scalping shall now begin!

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on April 6, 2005 10:17 AM

$200?

Only if it's unwashed and reeking of flop sweat.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on April 6, 2005 10:23 AM

Those guys are dicks!

Posted by: on April 6, 2005 10:37 AM

Nicholas, sold!

I'll have my husband squeeze into it and then go mow the yard.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on April 6, 2005 11:02 AM

RockNClothing sucks. This whole thing is ridiculous. I think the number of people who would buy an Ace shirt at some point in, say, the next year is a lot bigger than the number who are going to jump at it as soon as it's available. Giving it just a month or whatever and then pulling the plug is just stupid.

Maybe you could send the design to Cafe Press or whatever that one is. Perhaps they're not as good in some ways as RockNClothing but I think they tolerate selling something that doesn't immediately have high sales a lot better.

Posted by: Bob on April 6, 2005 11:13 AM

Sincerely.
There's a place down the street from me that I order embroidered or screened business shirts from, and they will do any number in a run and even deliver.

Posted by: lauraw on April 6, 2005 11:23 AM

I'm starting to think this whole Ace retiring thing is for real...

Posted by: Golden Boy on April 6, 2005 12:06 PM

DO the guys get shirts?
I put my order in last week, same day I ordered something from SondraK on CafePress.
Sondra's stuff arrived two days later...
but I've yet to begin slitting throats!

Posted by: Uncle Jefe on April 6, 2005 12:10 PM

This is a pre-order, buddy. I emailed them and they said the shirts are being shipped out Monday.

Posted by: Jack on April 6, 2005 12:16 PM

I refuse to wear a shirt with Copperplate in all caps on it.

Posted by: Ken J on April 6, 2005 12:22 PM
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