ACE is mad cause we outed him from LINY where he's been hiding w/ der Furher and Jeff Gannon making T's that haven't sold because he wouldn't put the Nazi Death's Head and SS Runes on it like I told him to. That's just. The Fucking. Way it is!

Man, would I kill for a Hoke Of Spades T-Shirt!!

Bush just snubbed Carter on trip to the popes funeral! How funny is that? Drudge has the story. Thats what ya get for hanging out with Mike Moore.

Man,

What I wouldn't give for a Hoke Of Spades T-Shirt!

You are far funnier than that squeakhole banging asshole, and with correct grammar. Brings a nice touch of class to the place, especially given your consideration of Anne Nicoles Boobies at a bar.

You're a real gent!

You know who's funny? That Smitty guy. Maybe Ace should ask him to guest host some time.

You are far funnier than that squeakhole banging asshole...

Or, to put it another way, that squeakhole banging squeakhole.

Don't give in to da man Hoak!

This is quite new to me.

This is just too Kaufamannesque

"Hoax" and Ace are making me dizzy

What would you pull them with anyway? It would probably take one of these.

Sheeet!

I'd love to see Ace and Hoke throw down, Tyler/Jack style.

I'd rather pull her tits than pull her finger.

"Bush just snubbed Carter on trip to the popes funeral!"

Oh god. Brace yourselves for above-the-range-of-human-hearing whining from libber-ulls everywhere: "Bush was mean and rude to President Carter! Carter built wooden shacks for the poor! Oil oil halliburton millions of dead Iraqi babies!"

And right after they'll be yellin' Slick Willie is a sellout! for going with Bushitler.

Oh no, they'll never say anything bad about Slick Willie. He could stand there in full on-camera mode on CNN laughing and tossing adorable Ethiopian orphans off the Brooklyn Bridge (after fucking them up the ass) and everyone would just sigh "oh God, things were so much more wonderful when Clinton was president!"

It was even better when Bush I, Bubba, and Dubya joined up and tag-teamed Jimmah out of any role in the Tsunami relief effort. And none of them hate Jimmah more than Clinton - for Jimmah's continual meddling in foreign affairs that Clinton asked him to steer clear of.

Payback time.

Jimmy Carter is a first class pansy. I could kick his ass blindfolded and fresh out of an ice-cold shower.

Um, that would be ME, blindfolded and fresh out of an ice-cold shower.

Not Jimmy Carter. Because I wouldn't need any kind of advantage. In fact, you could tie one of the little guys behind my back and I would STILL kick his ass.

Because he's a big wuss.

Jimmy is.

Not the little guy, who would theoretically be tied behind my back.

But you probably got that.

Jimmy Carter is such an insufferable terrorist-loving pissy pants that Bob Dole's Cock could beat him into a pulp using Bubba's dinky cock.

Might as well use it for something. Hillary doesn't care.