Hoke,

Good post. But you can use the command blockquote (just like italics, except blockquote in the arrows rather than i's) to make your posts look more like the other Hoke's posts, who is me, Hoke.

I can't believe I resorted to a cheap radio DJ stunt before I'm even on the freakin' radio.

Thanks for the tip, assbag.

Loose shit.
If you agree, just look at me and say , 'yes.'

Laura

This is Hoke. The Hoke. You are so fuckin' hot. Betsy's not that into it, but let's get crazy.

Well, crap, Lauraw - if Besty's not into it, where is the fun?

LauraW:

A haiku for you:

Cherry blossoms flutter to the ground

The scent of rain in the air

I am so fucking into you -- let's get crazy -- screw Betsy I want you so bad my dick is about to explode -- I want to lick you everywhere

Seems her sister has a similar story

"Lee, of Appleton, planned to compete against her sister Sharon Spring, Ms. Wheelchair Minnesota, during the national pageant July 19-24 at Albany, N.Y. Spring, who also has muscular dystrophy, withdrew from the competition after her sister was stripped of her title."

Y'know, muscular dystrophy is nothing to scoff at. It's a pretty hardcore disease. Folks I've know who had it can't even get up out aof a chair easily, but they can walk once upright (sometimes a 30-60 second process). That woman's hadicapped, and the fact that she can stand doesn't mean she's not really "in" a wheelchair for a good portion of her life.

Anna Nicole, on the other hand, is only mentally handicapped.

I actually think she qualifies for the special olympics.

And I'd appreciate it if hoke at least provided a link to the ANS tiggo-bitties in the comments here.

Wheelchair Pageant... WTF?

Otherwise you've got women who are in their wheelchairs all the time, and they get offended if they see someone standing up. We can't have titleholders out there walking when they're seen in the public.

MICKEY: So Tammy, finally, today's our big lunch.

TAMMY: I don't think so.

MICKEY: Why not? What the hell are you talking about?

TAMMY: Look Mickey, everybody knows that you're heightening. It's all over the set.

MICKEY: Wait, wait (goes to grab her arm)

TAMMY: (recoils) Don't touch me. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. All the progress we made over the years and you go and blow it by pulling a stupid stunt like this.

MICKEY: Wait a second, wait a second, you got me all wrong. It was all because of the kid. (numerous little people begin to crowd around them) (to Tammy) The kid was growing. He shot up two and a half inches in a month. (to all the little people) I woulda' lost my job. Any one of you would have done the same. You got no right! I'm Mickey Abbott! I stood in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing. (seeing the crowd still doesn't agree with what he did, he points at Kramer) It's all his fault. (Kramer acts like he doesn't know what Mickey is talking about) It was his idea.
Gotta be April Fools. I know we've got moonbats in this country, but "wheelchair pageants" are too stupid even for them.

Those blockquotes are a bitch.

Although you can't help but be impressed with the Pageant's second choice.

They made sure that there was NO chance she was going to walk.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge