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April 05, 2005
Help Do Your Part To Track Down The Hun Monster HitlerSome people claim he committed suicide in a bunker in 1945. But do you really want to take chances? If you were called upon to join a worldwide manhunt for Hitler, would you be any good at it? Keep your Hitler-huntin' skills in good order. They may be important one day. posted by Ace at 03:31 PM
CommentsShouldn't we be hunting John Cornyn instead? Glenn and Sully have got a whole new softshoe routine prepared to mark the occasion. Posted by: Allah on April 5, 2005 03:38 PM
Oops again? Posted by: fat kid on April 5, 2005 03:41 PM
well aren't you the clever dick. Posted by: Smitty on April 5, 2005 03:41 PM
15 seconds - best time. Posted by: fat kid on April 5, 2005 03:45 PM
This is the saddest hoax i have ever seen. you might as well have Hoke start linking to Star Wars Kid and spouting Robert Frost poems. Posted by: on April 5, 2005 03:45 PM
can anybody beat 12 seconds? Thats my best so far. Posted by: on April 5, 2005 03:47 PM
Good job April but not good enough. 11.1! Posted by: BrewFan on April 5, 2005 03:53 PM
Well ill be damned if i havent just sent you guys a link to som Lib. BS. Theres a picture of Bush and a bunch of other old dudes that pops up, but their aint no Hitler. Guess who youve got to click on? Sorry about that. Still fun though. Has everybody played the game "Squares" that Jonah Goldberg linked to? Its great. Posted by: on April 5, 2005 03:59 PM
11.8 best Posted by: fat kid on April 5, 2005 04:03 PM
I told ACE to use the Nazi Death's Head and SS Runes for his blog logo! Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 5, 2005 04:14 PM
9.8 bitches! Top That!
Posted by: on April 5, 2005 04:14 PM
Cornyn's statement has been taken out of context. Redstate has a good article about it, this one is good as well: http://beldar.blogs.com/beldarblog/2005/04/cornyn_out_of_c.html Posted by: johnny on April 5, 2005 04:16 PM
Thanks, johnny, just saw it. Think it'll make Sully suspend his call for blog jihad against Cornyn? Yeah, me neither. Posted by: Allah on April 5, 2005 04:19 PM
I told ACE to use the Nazi Death's Head and SS Runes for his blog logo! Yeahhhhh... that would have sold some f'n' shirts! Posted by: Smitty on April 5, 2005 04:29 PM
Cedarford would have bought a couple dozen.
Posted by: on April 5, 2005 04:33 PM
Sure would sell! Jeff Gannon is working w/ de Furher printing them up now! Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 5, 2005 04:41 PM
All I can tell you is that if my Ace shirt does not show up, I'm on my way to Massapequa with a broomstick that has "Ace's squeekhole" written all over it. Posted by: Michael on April 5, 2005 04:43 PM
Pardonna me, should have read: Sure would sell! Jeff Gannon is working w/ der Furher printing them up now!
Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 5, 2005 04:44 PM
On second thought, forget the broomstick. I'll just assfuck that junkie loser in some Massapequa back alley. Not in a gay way or anything. LIKE A VIKING! Posted by: Michael on April 5, 2005 04:53 PM
I'm on my way to Massapequa with a broomstick that has "Ace's squeekhole" written all over it. ACE we are closing in on you!!! You are from Long Island If… YOU SLICE LIKE A FUCKING HAMMER!!! You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "the City" You know the Belt Parkway sucks! You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..." You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island. You curse. A lot. A whole fucking lot. That's just the fucking way it is. The goddamn geese are everywhere! No word ends in an ER, just an AH. You've driven by Sean Hannity's house. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you rarely go there. You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house. You love that salty smell of the ocean. No, you don't want mustard on that burger asshole! You watched a game show and wondered, "why are these people so happy that they won a trip to New York?" When you hear Billy Joel's "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant" you try to figure out what places he's talking about. You have or someone you know has fallen asleep on the LIRR and ended up in: Babylon, Ronkonkoma or Hicksville. You can correctly pronouce places like Hauppauge, Commack, Islip, Islandia, Speonk, Patchogue, Nissequogue, Massapequa. . You're used to driving down the street in December and seeing more light-up menorahs than you can shake a latka at. YOU SLICE LIKE A FUCKING HAMMER!!! Posted by: 72VITGINS on April 5, 2005 05:20 PM
Of course he is dead hitler did commit suicide in the bunker with eva bruam and the fact was that he was a confirmed VEGETARIAN and ANIMAL LVER dose this say anything about him like he would be welcome at PETA Posted by: night heron on April 7, 2005 09:18 AM
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