Indiana Jones. Somebody had to answer.

Yeah.... kind of a gimme. Guess I shouldn't even have asked.

Then again, I dropped a blantant Fletch reference a week ago, mentioning "that pederast Hannoran," and no one commented, except one guy via email.

Quotes involving Indy Jones, I'm likely to know.

Quotes about pederasts, even from Fletch, not so much.

A man who does not know quotes from Fletch is not truly a man.

Your mama would disagree.

i'll have a steak sandwhich, and a steak sandwhich

I hate Tommy Lasorda.

It's all ball bearings these days.

Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other.

I'm not even sure that's a crime any more!

I'll waive my rights.

hmmmm... no one seems to get the "like butter" reference as regards Last Tango.

Does anyone understand what I'm doing here? Am I alone capable of grasping the scope of my comedic brilliance?

Commies always try to control information distribution channels.

Seriously, would you expect any less from this coven of time warped, brain fucked, knuckle dragging, DNA damaged, Che/Fidel worshiping, mutants?

Breakin' the law, breakin' the law..............

Chicks love bad boys, Ace. Maybe this dangerous outlaw image will get you a girl like Coco.

You have to assume almost all the blogs that would be covered by this San Francisco ordinance would be liberal blogs. That's what really makes this crazy. The liberals regulating only themselves.

On your Indiana Jones reference: is this what Indy says at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark? When he's walking down the marble staircase at the very end of the movie? If so, your reference is even better -- because that scene was shot in San Francisco City Hall. Those stairs lead directly up to the Board of Supervisors chamber. I lived in SF for 9 years and was in there many, many times.

Ace, I thought the "butter" ref was so obvious it wasn't worth commenting on. Incidentally, you'll be delighted to learn that Maria Schneider was actually a lesbian. Supposedly her lover was on the set and went into hysterics when Schneider and Brando filmed the scene where he, uh, buttered her butt.

Lesbian, anal, and constitutional law--this is really turning into your one-stop, full-service blog.

The stupidity of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors is stunning.

Say that I, having lost what few marbles I possess, were to move back to SF and run for office. Ace mentions it. Because I've dropped a couple dollars in his tip jar, and (God knows) he gets more than 500 unique visits per day, he needs to report it to the San Francisco Ethics Commission and pay this ridiculous tax.

Right. Makes tons of sense.

Or at least this notion could be interpreted this way.

Dumb. Stupid. Idiotic. And just typical of the way this city is run.

Grrrr.

Ace, I thought the "butter" ref was so obvious it wasn't worth commenting on.

Obvious is my forte. Doesn't mean I don't want the mad props.

Plus, I'm dealing with retards here. Once in a while I need a grunt of comprehension.

Lesbian, anal, and constitutional law--this is really turning into your one-stop, full-service blog.

I try. Although, I have to admit, this blog is sort of taking a direction lately that I had not planned upon, and I'm not sure is wise.