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March 31, 2005

Sandy "Socks" Berger Agrees To Plead Guilty

...but only to the misdemeanor of "mishandling" classified documents.

Thanks to See-Dub for the tip.

Flashback Funny: Mystical Artifacts Removed From Top-Secret Government Warehouse; Sandy Berger Claims "Mishandling" of Ark of the Covenant "Entirely Inadvertent"

Man, I'm funny. I'm so funny sometimes people don't realize how fuckin' funny I am, and I have to keep re-posting the shit they were too stupid to know was funny until they finally get it through their stupid retard-brains and say, "Hey, you know what? That was some kind of fuckin' funny shit there, feller."

posted by Ace at 06:12 PM

Comments

Gee, I hope one day *I* get to be National Security Advisor.

It'd sure make working with classified material sooo much easier then it us for us peons.

Sigh. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on March 31, 2005 06:16 PM

Tell me about it. In my contractor days, I used to have nightmares about being in the parking lot and looking down and seeing a classified work-in-progress folder in my hand. Had I actually lifted any, I'd still be in prison.

Posted by: SparcVark on March 31, 2005 06:18 PM

Top 10 list time.

Posted by: fat kid on March 31, 2005 06:26 PM

Man..that riff at the end of the post by "Senator Phil A Buster" was fuckin' funny!

That dude really oughta start blogging.

Posted by: Jack M. on March 31, 2005 06:27 PM

Ace, your funny? Hadn't noticed.

Posted by: chickpea on March 31, 2005 06:43 PM

Ace, you almost had a kind of Christopher Walken thing goin' there for a minute...

Posted by: OCBill on March 31, 2005 06:52 PM

Wolfowitz has been OK'd for the World Bank, too. He starts work June 1.

Posted by: Moonbat_One on March 31, 2005 09:53 PM

he did not have sox w/ those documents

Posted by: on March 31, 2005 09:59 PM

Dave and SparcVark:

I'll second that! (Third that?) When I held a clearance, just knowing the combo to the safe was a cause for nightmares about making big rocks into little rocks. This man stuffs classified documents into his clothes, leaves the SCIF, then gets caught! and is only charged with a misdemeanor?

WTF!!??

I guess the rules that applied to us just vaporize if you're working for a "good cause" like bringing down a sitting president.

Posted by: Kadnine on April 1, 2005 01:36 AM

Uhm, maybe I'm misremembering, but didn't he claim to have 'lost' some of the documents he managed to get home with?

Gosh, if only Aldrich Aimes had thought to use that excuse!

Posted by: BrendaK on April 1, 2005 03:01 AM

Kevin Drum has a fun column where he just can't believe Burglar meant to steal anything.

Funny lefties.

Posted by: Birkel on April 1, 2005 06:27 AM

funny that on a day when the intel report on WMDs gets all the talk going about recent intl failures back in the news, its a Clinton official that is pleading guilty of misshandling intel (covering up actually)

Posted by: johnny on April 1, 2005 11:11 AM

We should pass a law requiring all Democrat-appointed NSAs to wear stirrup pants at all times.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy on April 1, 2005 11:42 AM