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March 28, 2005
BREAKING: Indian Ocean Earthquake Caused By, Yes, George BushAt least according to the "reality based community" posting on Democratic Underground. In related news, scientists have determined that the Tunguska Fireball was caused by Karl Rove fucking around with his chemistry set in a doomed effort to create a gas that causes black folks to vote conservative and buy John Tesh albums. Misspelling: Tunguska is with a "k." Thanks, Dianna. Quake Digest: Pundit Guy collects up the reports from the wires. Of course, the SCLM ("So-Called Liberal Media") refuses to investigate the "Bush Did It" angle. posted by Ace at 01:31 PM
CommentsI wouldn't be so quick to dismiss that Rove story. SOMEBODY is buying those Tesh albums... Posted by: Confederate Yankee on March 28, 2005 01:40 PM
Tunguska, Ace, Tunguska. I love DU. They illustrate so perfectly the sheer irrationality of the paranoid worldview - Bush is both an idiot, and capable of causing earthquakes. It's better than the devil. Posted by: Dianna on March 28, 2005 01:45 PM
those poor souls over at Douchebags Unlimited long ago lost their already-tenuous grip on reality. Posted by: zetetic on March 28, 2005 01:50 PM
But you'll pry their alternate reality from the cold dead fingers, or whatever they use for grasping. Posted by: Iblis on March 28, 2005 02:11 PM
And do they have really cool T-shirts? I think not! Posted by: Old Coot on March 28, 2005 02:24 PM
Post fake story on DU. Watch conservative robots eat fake story like starved children. Priceless. Posted by: Laughing on March 28, 2005 03:19 PM
Ooooohhh! What superior wisdom you DUmmies possess! And, the really amazing thing, all that cleverness can be done with your head firmly wedged up your ass! Posted by: BrewFan on March 28, 2005 03:29 PM
Dear Indian Ocean Earthquake: You are so fuckin hot! I so fuckin want you to rock me. Then I want you to rock my girlfriend while I watch. Then we'll get a some coke and a whore and... and... *SOB* Sorry Indian Ocean Earthquake (you too XL Charcoal Gray Ace T shirt) *sniffle* Rehab's coming along a lot slower than anyone hoped. And sometimes, late at night, I don't even think... Posted by: Pat O'Brien on March 28, 2005 03:39 PM
You're the ones jizzing over a lame comment. Posted by: Maybe Bush was testing nukes again. on March 28, 2005 03:54 PM
Get a grip, DU visitors. After long observation, we have noted that no DU can remain rational longer than 10 posts, and are riffing on that. If you'd like it to stop, the power is yours. This is a mild hint. Posted by: Dianna on March 28, 2005 04:37 PM
Lame. Posted by: Mild Hint on March 28, 2005 05:03 PM
You idiots treat posts which were meant as a joke and planted as if they are real. How cute. Posted by: DU Forum Troll on March 28, 2005 05:06 PM
Stop blaming Bush for the earthquake. He is not responsible. I am. Posted by: Karl Rove on March 28, 2005 05:19 PM
Who are the idiots here, the people who are well-known for saying stupid shit, or the people who believed that the people who are well-known for saying stupid shit said some more stupid shit? Posted by: zetetic on March 28, 2005 05:47 PM
You idiots treat posts which were meant as a joke and planted as if they are real. That post was meant as a joke and planted? Kinda sounds like the "the memos are real, but if not they were planted by Karl Rove" line you halfwits were pushing during Rathergate. You DUers are so stupid it's a miracle you remember to breath. Posted by: The Warden on March 28, 2005 06:10 PM
Karl Rove- is there anything that man can't do? Posted by: HowardDevore on March 28, 2005 06:20 PM
Hold on, I'm receiving my Sooper Seekret VRWC marching order mindwaves, and He Who Must Not Be Named says we are to stop talking about him immediately! We hear and obey! Posted by: zetetic on March 28, 2005 06:27 PM
Er... make that, "breathe." The misspelling was planted by someone using my handle. It was also a joke. And fake, but accurate. Also, Bush is stupid. That is all. Posted by: The Warden on March 28, 2005 06:50 PM
it was only a matter of time until the nuts at DU blamed either bush or israel for this. I predicted it. Posted by: moonbat monitor on March 29, 2005 06:45 PM
Moonbat Monitor, Unless you can predict the Lottery you are about as useless as tits on a bull. And, ya'all go on about the Loonie Left.... How many fingers am I holding up Moonbat Monitor? Posted by: Laughing on March 29, 2005 08:00 PM
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