Ace:

She sort of has that Annie Lennox look, sort of.

How the hell do you do it? In one sentence:

Thanks to Ray Midge, who is apparently only interested in world events to the extent they can be used as "marital aids."

You pack more funny shit than anyone I know.

Keep slicin'

do you know many that are into "packing shit"?

dumb, i know

It's a concept long overdue:

HOTTIES FOR DEMOCRACY!!

"marital aids"?

So I guess we can expect round the clock coverage by Ray when the town of Dildo in Newfoundland has their next mayoral race.

Johnny:

Dumb? That was one of the most profound, sublime posts I've ever read.

My favorite by a post by a pansy mile.

Martial aids? Bwaaaah, haaaaa haa!
*wipes non existent tears from eyes* Oh, Ace! *hands on knees to catch breath* Zing!

Hey, you seem to be taking that as a shot. I didn't mean it as a shot.

Well, I meant it as silly shot, not a serious, "You jerk off too much" shot.

A tad bit disappointing after the Ukranian protestors "Love Tents for Freedom" and the Lebanese "Orbs for the Love of Allah and Democracy".

Next up? N Korea. And no more of that miserable wuss Jimmah Carter. No, I want Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich there at the NORK polls convincing every N Korean coed that a wet American politician's scepter will be the "purple finger" symbol of the New North Korea.

No, I knew you was just good fun raggin. Just thought it called out for me to toss something back at you. Best I could do.

No, I knew you was just good fun raggin. Just thought it called out for me to toss something back at you. Best I could do.

Okay, I thought so, but that kind of response is what people tend to say when they think a shot has actually taken at them.

Plus, it sucked.

Listen bitch, I can say my comment/momma sucks, but you? I take that self deprication shit back. Comedy gold, my comment was!

the important thing was that i laughed

Well, I meant it as silly shot, not a serious, "You jerk off too much" shot.

Let's be honest, can one really "jerk off too much?"

The Warden -

Yes, you can.

Warden,

If it falls off, you've been jerking it too much.

Oh I should qualify that -- all of my gfs have claimed any is too much.

Greedy bitches.

Warden, I agree. There is no such animal.

More puzzlingly though, what is Kurt Warner's wife doing protesting in Krzygstan? I know his career has taken a bit of a hit but...

"Comedy gold, my comment was!"

Er-kay.

Phew, looks like it was a good thing I found someone else to stalk...and not a moment too soon.

Later,
bbeck

Bbeck: I believe the judge's order made it very clear: blog communiation counts as 'contact.' Furthermore, you seem to have forgotten about the distance clause. 7 comments is not 10, bbeck. 7 is not 10. I'll let this one slide, I owe that to what we had, but please, no more. You're only hurting us both.

Didn't you hear, Ray? I won the appeal.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Later,
bbeck

Damn my lawyers! That idiot Ramon promised he'd respond in writing this time. This is far from over!

You two.

Oh, don't be too harsh. Everybody Loves Ramon.

Later,
bbeck