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March 21, 2005
Last Chance: Linked Movie Quote QuizI was going to re-post this Friday, but it didn't seem appropriate with all the Terri news. Last chance to guess at the remaining quotes, and maybe the links, before I post the answers tonight. Same rules: Name the movie, name the actor or character. (Don't sweat the minor characters in a couple of these quotes.) This time it's a weird kind of list... some older movies, some frankly AWFUL movies that you still probably saw and unfortunately remember. The Twist: Potato Head got it. All adjacent quotes are linked by common actors; i.e., an actor in #1 is also in #2, and actor in #2 is also in #3. In a couple of cases these Kevin-Bacon-style links are a little obscure; in one case, it's damn near impossible to get. But by and large they're fair.
1. I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice 2. All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid. 3. This is the Cosby decade. America loves black people. 4. Oh I can hold my breath for a long, long time! 5. What does a girl have to do to sleep with you? 6. I won't go schizo, will I? 7. If I hear any more threats against the Captain's life, or any more rumors about going down to headquarters and assassinating the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! Got it? 8. What she needs is a man... to dominate her. A man to make love to her enough to make her love him. (HINT: He's talking about his daughter.) 9. Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly. 10. I don't speak Mexican. Let's keep it in English, [name deleted]. 11. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer? 12. Come on. Don't make it weird. 13. What do you recommend I do? 14. I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here. 15. Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams. 16. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans." 17. You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone's heart. 18. I'm sorry, son. I got this ringin' in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. 19. Well, for the sake of argument, let's say cocky-doody. 20. Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso. 21. You like my deck? It's a special one. I put an ace in it every time I kill someone. 22. Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards. 23. I still can't figure out what these gloves are for... 24. Now imagine she's white. 25. Don't give me the finger. I'll fucking have you killed. 26. Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels. 27. Where am I? I am in Boise, Idaho. No, no, no, I am in Anchorage, Alaska. No, I am in Casper, Wyoming, I am in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's and I am wearing a pink carnation. 28. There seems to be some mistake. My name is... 29. You are master of all you survey. 30. Sun-tzu: If your enemy is superior, evade him. If angry, irritate him. If equally matched, fight, and if not split and reevaluate. 31. These were Italian. 32. Can I get you anything more, doctor? I'm about to retire. 33. May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll. 34. Let me let you in on a little secret -- they all jump. 35. Sweet love, renew thy force. 36. Cuban cigars are illegal. 37. Well dog my cat. 38. You know, sometimes I even amaze myself. (CLARIFICATION: Okay, Han Solo says something very similar to this to Leia. But I pulled this quote from another movie.) 39. This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude. 40. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right.
posted by Ace at 01:26 PM
Comments> #4 Oh I can hold my breath for a long, long time! Richard Vickers (Leslie Nielsen) in Creepshow. Posted by: Guy T. on March 17, 2005 02:19 PM
#14--Vince Vaughn in Swingers Posted by: tweb on March 17, 2005 02:22 PM
29. You are master of all you survey. Posted by: zorachus on March 17, 2005 02:26 PM
#2 Powers Boothe to the angry kid with the Beret in Red Dawn. #22 is Hicks (Michael Biehn )to what's left of his squad & Ripley in Aliens. Posted by: Iblis on March 17, 2005 02:28 PM
#30: Wall Street, Charlie Sheen #31: Romancing the Stone, Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas. Posted by: John Tant on March 17, 2005 02:31 PM
#38: Star Wars, Harrison Ford Posted by: John Tant on March 17, 2005 02:31 PM
49. Pretty in Pink ( the rich dreamboat to the scuzzy-souled rich kid who is doing his best to make Ringwald's life hell.) /slinks off in shame for knowing this. Posted by: SarahW on March 17, 2005 02:32 PM
#ll - Tom Arnold to Arnold in True Lies... Posted by: WindRider95 on March 17, 2005 02:32 PM
#1: Road House, Patrick Swayze Posted by: John Tant on March 17, 2005 02:33 PM
#6, Animal House, Pinto (can't remember the actor's name, dammit) and Donald Sutherland. Posted by: John Tant on March 17, 2005 02:37 PM
all correct, except 38 is not Harrison Ford nor Star Wars Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 02:37 PM
Although, now that I think about it, it does sound like the sort of thing that Han Solo would say. Maybe he said something like that (after hiding the boys in the cargo containers), but it's not actually from that movie. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 02:38 PM
No one has figured out the twist yet, huh? If you figure it out, it will make the tougher ones easier. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 02:39 PM
#1 Patrick Swayze in Road House Posted by: Steve on March 17, 2005 02:39 PM
#13 Old School- taxi driver at beginning #15 Office Space: Lawrence the neighbor Posted by: johnny on March 17, 2005 02:40 PM
Oh, and #15 is Diedrich Bader in Office Space Posted by: Steve on March 17, 2005 02:41 PM
#6 Pinto and Donald Sutherland in "Animal House" #33 Fred Willard in "Spinal Tap" Posted by: PotatoHeadBobby on March 17, 2005 02:42 PM
#18, Old Woman and Beavis on bus, in Beavis and Butthead do America Posted by: Steve on March 17, 2005 02:42 PM
#27 is Jack Walsh- Midnight Run. De Niro gives his full name once from a telephone. I think it's John Wesley Walsh. But I haven't seen the movie in a while. Posted by: Chris Grant on March 17, 2005 02:43 PM
That's his name, but it is Marvin Dorfler who says the name, when he's calling to cancel Jack's credit cards. "This is Jack Walsh... uhhh... John Wesley Walsh?" Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 02:45 PM
#5 One of the Dirty Harry movies, Magnum Force, I think. I don't recall the actress' name, but she was somehow Asian/Indian. She was his neighbor. Dirty Harry was played by Clint Eastwood. Posted by: Pigilito on March 17, 2005 02:46 PM
#9. Orson Welles in "The Third Man." One of the all time greats. Posted by: Dr. van Nostran on March 17, 2005 02:47 PM
Damn Posted by: Chris Grant on March 17, 2005 02:47 PM
all correct except #38... and still no one knows the twist. Figured the first three would give it away. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 02:48 PM
I have a guess at the twist. #1 is from Road House with Patrick Swayze. #2 is from another Swayze film, Red Dawn, which also has C. Thomas Howell, which brings us to... #3 which I am gonna guess is from Soul Man, anothe C. Thomas Howell movie, Thus each sucessive quote is by a co-actor from the movie which the previous quote was taken. (I know #6 and #7 works that way too) Am I close? Posted by: on March 17, 2005 02:55 PM
Oh, I posted that guess at the trick. Posted by: PotatoHeadBobby on March 17, 2005 02:55 PM
I don't know if this is the twist, but reading all 40 quotes sequentially reads like a very bizarre, but passable conversation. Or maybe it's the Irish Whiskey already coursing through my veins..... Posted by: John Tant on March 17, 2005 02:57 PM
#25 Character "Lee Donowitz" in True Romance. I always guess that the quotes are from True Romance on these things, and one day, I'll get one right. #28 Yaphet Kotto as "Mr. Big" in Live and Let Die. Posted by: See-Dubya on March 17, 2005 02:57 PM
Without looking at previous comments...in other words, I didn't cheat. 2. Red Dawn. Powers Boothe and C. Thomas Howell 4. Creepshow. Leslie Nielsen 24. A Time to Kill. Matthew McConaughey 26. Beverly Hills Cop. Judge Rienhold and that other dude. 33. This is Spinal Tap. I'm not sure who said it or even if this is the right movie. 38. Star Wars. Han Solo, baby! 39. Sixteen Candles. Farmer Ted to Molly Ringwald Posted by: Rob on March 17, 2005 02:58 PM
1. Road House. Patrick Swayze. Posted by: Rob on March 17, 2005 02:59 PM
Im not convinced everbody has #2 correct for a couple reasons, 1) I haven't seen that movie and 2) I know that quote. Or at least I think I do. Posted by: fat kid on March 17, 2005 03:02 PM
#25 Character "Lee Donowitz" in True Romance. I always guess that the quotes are from True Romance on these things, and one day, I'll get one right. -- You guessed right this time.
In only a couple of cases is the connection obscure. In one case, it's damn near impossible to get, and I don't think I'll believe you if you say you got it without googling... unless you've got some bona fides as a major fan of the film. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 03:02 PM
Ten is sounding familiar. I think it's Bogart. Funny thing is I can see the scene in my head and i know the plot of the movie. He's a PI, he's trailed a woman to Mexico, and a tour guide comes around offering to show them around. The whole movie's told in flashback; it starts with him working a gas station in the middle of nowhere, hiding from the man whose wife he had trailed to Mexico... Argh. These are tough. Hope you're giving partial credit. Posted by: See-Dubya on March 17, 2005 03:02 PM
Fat Kid, It's correct. It's Powers Boothe (The Colonel, the downed pilot) talking to, I think, "Robert," played by C. Thomas Howell. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 03:03 PM
20. Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso. - Gene Hackman as the Hermit in Young Frankenstein Posted by: The Claw on March 17, 2005 03:08 PM
#7 is from Kelly's Heros, I think Telly Savalas talking to the rest of the platoon. Is #20 also from Beverly Hills Cop? The guy in the gallery talking to Eddie. Posted by: Kalthalior on March 17, 2005 03:13 PM
#37 Sounds like something Ned Flanders would say. But I've got no clue as to what episode. Posted by: Iblis on March 17, 2005 03:16 PM
#37 - The Spanish Prisoner Mamet's wife said it over and over and over again. Posted by: on March 17, 2005 03:23 PM
That was me on #37, but you knew that already. Posted by: chickpea on March 17, 2005 03:24 PM
I didn't know. I strongly suspected. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 03:30 PM
#34--Larry Miller in "Best of Show". Posted by: See-Dubya on March 17, 2005 03:31 PM
#40 Pretty in Pink, Andrew McCarthy. Posted by: Iblis on March 17, 2005 03:36 PM
#32 is Steve Martin and a butler in "Man With Two Brains". The butler plays a hotel desk clerk, "I'm just as God made me, sir!" in Spinal Tap (from whence the next line by Fred Willard came). Posted by: Nathan on March 17, 2005 03:52 PM
#38 Steve Martin, Vincent Antonelli, 'My Blue Heaven" Posted by: Ray Midge on March 17, 2005 03:57 PM
AH! Number eight is from On her Majesty's Secret Service--it's Teresa's father, though I don't know the character's name nor the actor's. But I saw Telly Savalas in number seven and remembered he played Blofeld in that one. Two Bond movies, eh? Sneaky. Posted by: See-Dubya on March 17, 2005 04:09 PM
Am I all wet on Bogart for #10? It might be from Touch of Evil. Oh, yeah. There's Orson Welles in number 9. Touch of Evil. No clue who, though the Charlton Heston character was Mexican so it wasn't him. Posted by: on March 17, 2005 04:14 PM
That was me with touch of evil. I got excited and had a premature posting. I'll contact my doctor. Posted by: See-dubya on March 17, 2005 04:16 PM
It was Touch of Evil, and the second character is Charlton Heston (Vargas, the deleted name). Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 04:18 PM
So.... everyone's getting them. #38 was from My Blue Heaven, though yeah, I think Han Solo says virtually the same thing in Star Wars. Man with Two Brains, check, Spinal Tap, check, link between best in show and spinal tap, check. And yes-- two james bond movies. Just turned out that way. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 04:20 PM
#9 The Third Man - Orson Welles as Harry Lime Posted by: pandelume on March 17, 2005 04:42 PM
#20 - Gene Hackman in Young Frankenstein Posted by: SparcVark on March 17, 2005 05:09 PM
#6 Animal House - Donald Sutherland to Boon (Peter Reigert) #11 is from Basic Instinct Posted by: bulldogpundit on March 17, 2005 05:45 PM
Well, I didn't know this until someone pointed out the trick and said that #3 must therefore be a C. Thomas Howell movie... "3. This is the Cosby decade. America loves black people." Soul Man. God what an awful movie. I feel dirty even for knowing that. Posted by: Russell Wardlow on March 17, 2005 07:19 PM
17 might be Demi Moore to Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's Fire and with Judd Nelson leads me to think . . . 16 could be near the end of Jay and Silent Bob, possibly Randall to Dante 21 could be Daredevil said by whoever played Bullseye and there may be a very slim chance that . . . 33 was from Empire Records. I don't recall who might have said it, but it would fit with sexy Rexy's visit. Posted by: Lord Floppington on March 17, 2005 07:40 PM
Correct on first two, wrong on second two. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 07:42 PM
Here's the end of the chain: #31 "Romancing The Stone", which starred Whew! Still working on the rest of the quiz. Posted by: Log cabin on March 17, 2005 07:42 PM
21 is really easy, I think, especially if you know the actor in 20. Or the movie in 22.
Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 07:44 PM
Nice work, Log Cabin. For some of these, I have to admit, I forget the link, and I really wonder if I'll be able to remember when I post the answers. I didn't remember the Judd Nelson link until Lord Floppington reminded me. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 07:46 PM
bulldog, right as to the first two, wrong on the third. Russel, Yeahp. Altho I think it was an okay movie. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 07:47 PM
Log Cabin, Wait, wrong, #36 is not Hamlet. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 07:48 PM
#12 The Rundown, the kid from 'American Pie' Posted by: Ray Midge on March 17, 2005 07:57 PM
is #21 the character ace from the quick and the dead? Posted by: patriot on March 17, 2005 08:15 PM
patriot, yes. ray, yes. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 08:21 PM
Correction: line #36 must be from "State and Main", which had Julia Stiles from #35s "10 Things I hate about you" and had four...count 'em... four actors from #37 "the Spanish Prisoner": Because both were directed by David Mamet! Posted by: Log Cabin on March 17, 2005 09:59 PM
20. "Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso. " -- Young Frankenstein. 26. "Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels. " 33. "May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll. " -- Hmmmmmmm. This Is Spinal Tap (I think). Posted by: Kent on March 17, 2005 10:17 PM
22 is Bill Paxton from Frailty Posted by: Rich Johnson on March 18, 2005 02:44 AM
Wow, finally someone got that one. I think on Monday I'm doing a new feature: Six Degrees of Bill Paxton. Posted by: ace on March 18, 2005 02:48 AM
Try this one I hate it when they ain't been shaved. Posted by: Rich Johnson on March 18, 2005 02:30 PM
28 is James Bond (Roger Moore) and Mr. Big (Yaphet Kotto) from LIVE AND LET DIE Posted by: BA on March 21, 2005 05:30 PM
quote #1: Patrick Swayze - Road House Second half to follow... Posted by: Log Cabin on March 21, 2005 07:46 PM
Hackman was in the remake of The Quick and the Dead, More to follow… Posted by: Log Cabin on March 21, 2005 08:30 PM
Log Cabin, you're the only one getting into the proper spirit of things. I commend you. Posted by: ace on March 21, 2005 09:29 PM
But you totally IMDB'd to get Bernard Lee in The Third Man. I am the only guy in the world who is a dedicated James Bond geek and who also saw the Third Man who knows that, "clean." Posted by: ace on March 21, 2005 09:30 PM
I cop a guilty plea, Ace. I had to use IMDB for about half of these. But I had a lot of fun watching alot of these flicks last weekend , as I am down with Bronchitis. I have alot of these on DVD and so it was an excuse to finally watch them. My partner couldn't under stand why I would keep fast forwarding through all the DVDsand then taking notes! I am recording Frailty, Office Space and High Anxiety on tivo this week and burning the discs. High Anxiety is probably Mel Brooks' worst movie if I recall. Don't know if I can sit through it, but Cloris Leachman was awesome (No fruit Cup for you!). Posted by: Log Cabin on March 22, 2005 12:17 AM
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