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As I have reported several times and now acknowledged by the Governor of California... Gavin and his wife are under federal investigation... what he failed to tell you... This began during the Biden Admin. Kind of a big detail.

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Days before the woman was stabbed in the neck by a taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer, in the same general area, another taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer attacked a boy and bloodied his head with a brick.
What is the UK Regime's plan for protecting the citizens from the savage criminals they've foisted on the populace? They offer NONE. They do, however, have a plan for protecting the savage criminals from the citizens: The citizens must STAY CALM and not get angry and not share videos of citizens being attacked by savage criminals.
The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite.
Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help.

Courtney Subramiam, one of the "journalists" who "previewed" her questions for the decrepit and demented Biden so that he could "answer" it with a pre-scripted response, rewarded by promotion to president of the White House Press Corps

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This is the lady who gave her question to Biden beforehand, and he had it written verbatim in his notes with her picture.

You know what's really terrible? There are Daily Signal reporters in the press room. That's the Real Scandal Here!

English racist garbage-person who's on the wrong side of history warns the corrupt Regime that the people cannot take much more of this -- and won't take much more of this
The English have rebelled before.

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Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups NoVaMoMe 2026: 06/20/2026 Arlington VA Contact Bluebell/Weasel for info Texas MoMe 2026:** 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« TKS, Live From Turkey \| Main \| Crazy Blog-Money, Crazy Blog-Money, Thank God All Mighty, I'm in the Crazy Blog-Money At Last » March 17, 2005 St. Patty's Day Re-Post! Fat Kid wanted to know why I didn't re-post this, one of my favorite, oddest Top Tens. Well, you don't have to hold a gun to my head to re-post old material. ... Some people love potatoes. Some people could take them or leave them. Some people don't like potatoes much at all. And then some people despise potatoes so passionately they malign them in the most venomous, hateful terms. An entire "subculture of hate" has sprung up in opposition to the innocent, humble tater. Committed "tater-haters" spread their venom in order to undermine what they call "the Spud Agenda." Top Ten Disparaging Terms for Potatoes, By People Who Really, Really Hate Potatoes 10. "The Irish Scourge" 9. "The Predatory Pedophiles of the Plant Kingdom" 8. "Idaho turdmuffins" 7. "Hitler-tubers" (archaic form: "Kaiser-tubers") 6. "Satan's Yams" 5. "Dirt-Testes" 4. "Insidious, Godless Commuspuds" 3. "Nature's Little Zionists" 2. "Dirtbacks" (considered a racial slur against potatoes) …and the Number One Disparaging Term for Potatoes, by People Who Really, Really Hate Potatoes… 1. "Retard-apples" posted by Ace at 12:56 PM Comments Ace, LGF and even James Lileks have taken to mocking Oliver Willis: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=15105_Willis-_The_Party_of_Harry_Reid&only=yes Just think, you were doing it when "giggling at retards" wasn't cool. Posted by: Golden Boy on March 17, 2005 01:00 PM :-D I love this post. Posted by: fat kid on March 17, 2005 01:12 PM I still think Irish turd muffins would be best for the festive spirit of the day. Posted by: hobgoblin on March 17, 2005 01:23 PM I especially like this Irish timeline by the Onion. Comedy goldmine that thing is. Especially this one: 1487: In a decision still regretted today, Irish let a few British friends stay in Belfast Posted by: fat kid on March 17, 2005 01:30 PM Crap, gotta link the page - not the pic. Correct link here. Loose shit. My apologies. Posted by: fat kid on March 17, 2005 01:32 PM And the funny thing is, "potato" translates into French as "apple of the earth" or something like that. Just a thought. Posted by: blackbird4739 on March 17, 2005 01:53 PM That list not only fuckin' sucked, but the whole premise did too. I was pissed I took the time to read it until I got to the last one and laughed my ass off. Now I don't know what to think. Maybe I'll just go have a good cry. Posted by: The Warden on March 17, 2005 07:05 PM well, the whole list came from that first one. "Retard-apples" just popped into my head for no reason as a nickname for potatoes, and I laughed, and so I wrote the list and premise around that one good joke. Posted by: ace on March 17, 2005 10:10 PM Be honest Ace...did Cedar help you with #3? Posted by: Jack M. on March 17, 2005 10:19 PM I'm surprised that there are no Spud aberrations listed. 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