*Sigh*....Been there, done that.

Hey...have you heard about this dude named Drudge that has a "website" full of "links" to interesting stories?

Really, you ought to check him out. I hear that he and a guy called "Instapundit" (wtf?) are all the rage these days.

At least he had the decency to link rathergood. The day those sweary kittens stop cracking me up I'll be dead in the ground.

Foshizzle my Nizzle!

Hey ace, it's ok.

Here's a pic of a bunny with a pancake on its head

I also heard there's this really cool trick out there where you try to find out what's wrong with the picture, and then a scary face appears and screams at you! LOL! ROFLMAO!

Oops, my AOL Buddy List thingy just started flashing. Gotta go!

Much obliged, my friend.

Remember, I tease because I love.

Like a Viking.

Kitten.

As if to prove my Noobyness, I had only seen 3 of Dave's 16 links.

Those Spongemonkeys are Disturbing.

Doc Peabody, Painless Dentist & Proctologist

OK..I'm gonna try an experiment...

Downtown Lad!
Downtown Lad!
Downtown Lad!

Cedarford!
Cedarford!
Cedarford!

Let's see who shows up first.....

Since we're reposting our comments over here (!), check out Hatten ar Din, if you missed it 5 years ago.

Unlike others i'm not going to make fun of your backward ways. Bu i just wanted to mention that All Your Base Are Belong To Us is such a classic that i've actually seen it written in the non-virtual world aka the real world. If you ever been to Northampton, MA on the way to Amherst, MA there is a bridge where someone has sprayed the infamous logo. Now there's a "new" bases, "i lost my frog" - http://lostfrog.org/ equally stupid time waster. Enjoy.

Here's a new Rule of the Net by the man who wrote the book Rules of the Net: "No matter how long its been out there or how many millions have seen it, if anything on the web is new to you, it's new."

Strange that those who have seen so much would miss this cutting-edge point.

Vanderleun,

That rule isn't new. I'm pretty sure I read about it over at Dave @ Garfield Ridge's place about 2 years ago.

Wow, new Dusty.

I still miss Classic Dusty.

Actually, Jack, I wrote it in 1995 and published it in 1996. But it is still new. Newer it seems to you than me.

Rules of the Net: On-Line Operating Instructions for Human Beings
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0786881356/qid=1111039245/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_3/104-2049680-9189552?v=glance&s=books

Then again there's the very old Ezra Pound rule from around 1919: "Make it new."

I must say I am shocked that Garfield has missed Kibo, Happynet, and the Great Renaming. But he is obviously post-alt.dot groups and so can't be expected to be current on what is oldly new.

Bravo on your l33t rulz writing skillz, Vanderleun. I give you all the mad props you seem to want.

To bad you seem to have lost your sense of humor along the way though.

I understand that the FEC might have an interest in writing some internet rules soon. Maybe you should inform them of your particular aptitude in the field.

Cordially,

Jack "Ignoring Internet Rules since 1996" M.

Btw, Ace, 8 blogads! Maybe you should open a premium slot at the top a la the Instabillboard.

This blog should be renamed "Achingly n00b HQ." :)

All you have to do is call this sudden interest in old net jokes and has-been sayings "nostalgia" and you'll pull in 'hella' traffic.

Sorry...I can't pull it off. I'm a Republican, for crying out loud.

Here's something else retarded to get you to giggle:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

Icy Hot Stuntaz still be straight ballin' in tha 2G+5, yo!

More: Admiral Ackbar 'it's a trap!', Giselle Fur Scum.

Badger badget badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

Oh and Jack, check out VDL's blog before you poop on him. He's got a killer blog, is an excellent essayist and has been around longer than I've been alive (or something). :)

thanks, kid.

Jack, as far as the FCC paranoia virus which is sweeping the web and obviously infected you {No blame since it has infected far better minds as well.} you need to hit the Wayback Machine and think "Modem tax."

Beamz!

Slicin' like a hammer Ace!

I would comment, Vanderleun, but I'm too busy waiting for the copy of your book I ordered from Amazon (for the amazing price of $.01, American! Really..i checked your link and that's what they go for) to come in.

After all..I wouldn't want to break any more of the "rules" you have so generously crafted for the internet.

I wasn't aware I was in the presence of Moses. I'll know better next time.