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March 16, 2005

Fat Fucks In Europe

It's Allah's tip and Allah's title. And when Allah sends you a tip and a title, you publish it as is, or you risk being in a world of shit. And, for you Allah fans, most of the rest of this is right from the Maker of Wisdom Himself:

Tired of hearing Europeans sniff about American gluttony? You should be.

Supersize Moi!:

At least seven European countries now challenge the United States in size — at least around the waistline. In a group of nations from Greece to Germany, the proportion of overweight or obese men is higher than in the U.S., experts said Tuesday in a major analysis of expanding girth on the European continent.

"The time when obesity was thought to be a problem on the other side of the Atlantic has gone by," said Mars Di Bartolomeo, Luxembourg's Minister of Health.

Emigration must be looking more attractive than ever to Filet o' Fish.

Next time one of you asks, "Hey, Ace, where's Allah? What's he up to?," now you know-- he's mah bitch.


posted by Ace at 05:37 PM
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I'd laugh, but you know what's coming - they'll just blame American junk food, and eating habits, and role models, etc. Even if they're the ones stuffing their faces 24-7, they'll blame us.

Posted by: Kimberly on March 16, 2005 05:43 PM

Next time one of you asks, "Hey, Ace, where's Allah? What's he up to?," now you know-- he's mah bitch.

Better watch out, Ace. He'll turn you into a newt for that remark.

Posted by: Xoxotl on March 16, 2005 05:51 PM

In a group of nations from Greece to Germany, the proportion of overweight or obese men is higher than in the U.S.

I think it just appears that way. I mean, those Speedos don't conceal much.

Posted by: Alex on March 16, 2005 06:12 PM

Kimberly - You've hit a point that is too obvious, but must be said to anticipate the next wave of anti-Americanism. You are right, I'm just counting the hours...

Posted by: Greg on March 16, 2005 06:41 PM

Yeah Kim nailed it.
The poor little dears just can't defend themselves from...themselves.

Posted by: lauraw on March 16, 2005 08:52 PM

It's comforting to know that in the true spirit of European self-preservation, as their continent is being overrun by islamofascists they are conducting studies on obesity and sending out Luxembourg's Minister of Health to give the results. Keep fighting the good fight fellas.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams on March 16, 2005 09:18 PM

This is just more proof that the 35 hour work week they've got is unhealthy. They need to get off their lazy asses, and work 80 hours like the rest of us.

Posted by: Iblis on March 16, 2005 10:43 PM

Well, Buckley F. Williams, since the US is still target no. 1 for those same islamofascists why don't the US just drop all obesity studies altogether? Let all the scientists drop their work and unite, yes UNITE! in studies focussed entirely for the good in the fight against terrorism!!! Rise, scientists, rise! All together now.

Geez, get real already.

Posted by: Flowerbed on March 17, 2005 08:24 AM

I travel to Europe a lot on business. Guess what fat slob is seen everwhere as the face of the average joe american? Micheal Moore.

This ties into another interesting point. We hear endlessly about how "unhappy" the world is with the US. The cause of this is typically blamed on our arrogance and so forth (ie: Bush-Hitler-Chimp), but if you spend any time in the media over there, you get only one side, and that is very anti-Bush, anti-American.

When I was in Paris last September speaking to some French about our election, they did not know that Kerry was promising that if he was elected president that he would be able to get more "allies" (eg: FR and DE) to join the cause. The French I was talking with were shocked, but of course, never heard a word of this in any of the Euromedia.

Its amazing. The media here point us on our poor standing in world opinion, and then the media out there report only the most slanted, negative and distorted stories about us.

Posted by: mesmero on March 17, 2005 09:00 AM


I was once threatened by an Islamofascist, but I accidentally fell on him and crushed him to death.

So you know, it really is a public health issue now.

Posted by: The Colossus on March 17, 2005 11:15 AM
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