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March 13, 2005
Well, I Guess They Sorta Look Like Ninjas
Iranian female police cadets, dressed in burkas, conduct a rappelling drill. Thanks to Greg. How the hell does he find this stuff? posted by Ace at 05:51 PM
CommentsIs this from the pilot episode of "Allah's Angels"? Posted by: Jack M. on March 13, 2005 05:55 PM
Can anyone tell what kind of SMG's they're carrying? Posted by: Mastiff on March 13, 2005 06:07 PM
Upon further inspection, I believe those SMG's to be "Vorpal Uzi's". Posted by: Jack M. on March 13, 2005 06:08 PM
Posted by: Iblis on March 13, 2005 06:11 PM
And I thought our Nuns were badass. Posted by: Iblis on March 13, 2005 06:15 PM
I believe we have now seen the depths of depravity to which the Iranians have devolved. This eerily reminds me of the South during the Civil War putting slaves in their regiments, under the threat of death. And before some of you might think the comparison is weak, consider these observations: 1) In Iran and other fundamentalist Islamic countries (such as the Sudan and the former Taliban), women are treated about the same as slaves; The only reason that can explain this is the following: THE IRANIANS ARE SCARED SHITLESS The end is near, folks. It may not be prettty, and it may not be peaceful, but it is near. Nothing could be a bigger signal to me than this. But I'm still scared to death of thoughts of the 6 foot nun that used to smack the shit out of me during grade school. I still say our nuns could put some fear into those Iranian warriors...if they were armed. But Mother Theresa packing heat just doesn't conjure up an image that feels right. Posted by: KCTrio on March 13, 2005 06:32 PM
They look more like militant Jawas. And yeah, those are HK MP5s, prolly the stock A3 variant although it's hard to tell at that resolution. Me, for tactical entry I prefer the HK53. Posted by: David Gillies on March 13, 2005 06:33 PM
Nifty photo, but can someone please tell me exactly why the hell you would want a burkha-clad SWAT team? My imagination seems to be letting me down here. Posted by: utron on March 13, 2005 07:16 PM
Utron: What's happened to you? Don't you know that sexual gratification is frowned upon in Iran? They're hiding their dildos, the extra-large size. Let's just say it helps to keep them focused. Even Alessandra knew that. I don't know if that qualifies as imagination, but I'm trying. Posted by: KCTrio on March 13, 2005 07:30 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! Speaking from experience, rappelling in any kind of clothing is a tricky, uncomfortable thing to do. I have to hand it to those gals, doing it in robes has got to be harder than hell. One thing I cannot believe, is that Iran allows mere women to be in the Police! Posted by: Kevin on March 13, 2005 08:35 PM
Utron- Or.... this is a trailer from that new Iranian kung-fu flick, Crouching Camel, Hidden Toe. Posted by: Buckley F. Williams on March 13, 2005 08:51 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! Speaking from experience, rappelling in any kind of clothing is tricky, uncomfortable thing to do. Kevin, a burkha-clad SWAT team seems kind of pointless, but a SWAT team with no clothes at all just sounds downright silly.... Posted by: utron on March 13, 2005 08:58 PM
Pah, I thought it was part of the new Episode III trailer....ra pelling sith. Posted by: DelphiGuy on March 13, 2005 11:00 PM
Use of excessive violence in apprehending the Blues Brothers has been approved. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on March 13, 2005 11:05 PM
Where's Sister Bertrille when you need her? Posted by: jeff on March 13, 2005 11:44 PM
Buckley: May I slightly change the name of the movie? Crouching Burka, Hidden Camel Toe Sorry ladies and gents if that offended, but I couldn't resist. Posted by: KCTrio on March 14, 2005 12:08 AM
Is this what's keeping the Iranian "street" from overthrowing the mullahs? Posted by: Blain on March 14, 2005 12:09 AM
What was that line about Ginger Rogers, backwards, and high heels? Posted by: Yehudit on March 14, 2005 01:58 AM
>Kevin, a burkha-clad SWAT team seems kind of pointless, but a SWAT team with no clothes at all just sounds downright silly.... Sure, but imagine the ratings they'd get. Posted by: John Nowak on March 14, 2005 04:49 AM
KC- Posted by: Buckley F. Williams on March 14, 2005 08:12 AM
Right now, Rusty from The Jawa Report is nursing a Bantha sized woody. Posted by: Gordon on March 14, 2005 08:29 AM
You in the west are as innocent as cherubs! While of course it is true that all Moslem women are quite good at assassination, these are not women. They are our Moslem Men in Black burkas who are practicing rapelling up the White House for a suicide attack. Once inside, they shall hide blow themselves up and kill Bush. ALL PRAISES TO ALLAH THE MERCIFUL!!! Posted by: 72VIRGINS on March 14, 2005 10:09 AM
Hi 72Raisins. You know I love ya. Sigh. Posted by: lauraw on March 14, 2005 11:32 AM
Speaking of Moslem babes, check out this from Freeper: http://news.yahoo.com/ Posted by: 72prunes on March 14, 2005 11:41 AM
Doesn't that look like the bell-ringing scene at the end of the Sound of Mucic? Or I'm wondering where the Boy Blunder is in his yellow shorts and tights? Posted by: Son of a Pig and a Monkey on March 14, 2005 03:01 PM
Reminds me of the Orthodox Christian monks who, during the Nazi invasion of Russia tied knives on the ends of sticks and excecuted an effective "bayonet" charge. Posted by: Matt on March 15, 2005 02:29 AM
Only thing is - Was that photoshopped? Posted by: Larry on March 15, 2005 04:35 PM
its good its not windy that day, other wise u could see more revealing things Posted by: raed on April 4, 2005 05:21 PM
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