True Neutral Human Ranger.

True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Which I suppose is better than a True Neutral Power Ranger.

Dude, watched Conan O'Brien on Friday and now realize that you're really Vin Diesel.

True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

This thing is rigged. I got neutral good half-elf ranger. Even though I preferred to use a mace or flail.

Dorks.

Rusty,

I am not Vin Diesel. For one thing, I'm white.

For another thing, I passed on Chronicles of Riddick.

For even takling that quiz, I am:

A DORK

but the quiz sid I was :

Chaotic Good Human Paladin

Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by God to be His representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.

Self righteous, murderous. Yeah, I guess that about sums it up . . .

I hate to give away my own level of dorkiness, but don't paladins have to be lawful good?

This quiz is even worse than I thought.

Next thing you know and it'll suggest that Monks are allowed to multi-class! How amateurish.

Now just a damn minute here. I call bullshit on a "chaotic good paladin." EVERYONE knows paladins can ONLY be lawful good. Geeeebus, what a crock!

Chaotic Good Half-Elf Ranger

How the frack did that happen?

Ace, I am also assuming you're straight.

[rest of post deleted by ace... ]

[hey, we all hear rumors, but let's not get ace slapped with a libel suit, okay?]

I just wanted to be a member on Night Ranger.

"Motorin' . . . what's your price for flight?"

I call BS on a chaotic good Hobgoblin. What are you, affected with nilbogism? Or would that be nilbogbohism in your case?

(Incredibly obscure Fiend Folio reference wins the Geekstakes for the week.)

Hey, try the longer, newer version of the test... it has a bunch more questions that are a little less obvious:
http://neppyman.irulethe.net/dndwho/index.html

Still, I ended up with a Chaotic Good Elven Ranger Paladin.

A CG Paladin? Has the game changed that much?

Neutral Good Human Fighter

Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Fighters understand that sometimes you just have to stomp the crap outta somebody.

Oh, OK, like I made up my own dorky "you are a . . . " listing.

C'mon, I'm not THAT much of a spaz.

And why can't a paladin be chaotic good of one's choice of deity is? But I'd really rather not know the answer to that, so I'll just retract that question.

"And why can't a paladin be chaotic good of one's choice of deity is?"

Please, let's not start that whole debate again on this site. That dispute has been raging since 1976, and a lot good people have died in the conflict.

Accept it: Gary Gygax says so, and that's just. The fuckin'. Way. It is.

Don't make Gary Gygax go postal on you peeps.......

Chaotic Good Half-Elf Ranger

Dude, I fucking played one of those for like five years on and off. Can't remember my name though.

Guess it's not totally inaccurate.

I'm a Neutral Good Half-Elf Fighter

Not ever having played D&D and based on the descriptions, especially this:

"Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer."

I'm guessing you all better be a little more respectful in the future or I'll have to go Neutral Good Half-Elf on your asses!