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In the Future, Everyone Will Have a Blog For Fifteen MinutesActually, that's sort of happening now. There are eight bazillion blogs that contain only a name and a single post, generally titled, "Test." But... It's beginning to get out of hand. The newest Johnny-Come-Latelies? Congressmen: AS he stood inside the National Cathedral at President Reagan's funeral last June, Representative Mike Pence, Republican of Indiana, typed a stirring message into his BlackBerry. Here's a little quiz: When the New York Times wants to list three popular blogs, just to let you know what a "blog" is, who do you think they mention? Any ideas? Take a guess. While popular political blogs like Wonkette, MyDD and Daily Kos serve as an alternative to traditional news sources and allow their authors to purvey commentary... Whooo! I did not see that coming. Did any of you? Thanks to a tipper who seems to have a governmental address, so I won't name him. I will just call him "Mr. X." Update on Mike Pence: A reader I won't identify praises Rep. Pence: Mike Pence is a a Hugh Hewett gone to Washington basically. Mike had a radio show when he was back here in Indiana and he echoes a lot of our views. I bet if you met Pence you'd like him. He's a first class guy with a great sense of humor, intelligence and conservative views... Duly noted, sir! posted by Ace at 04:55 PM
CommentsHey, if an effin' *congressman* can get a blog, can *I* get a blog? Oh, wait, I already do. But. . . I can't do it officially. Thes no-talent ass clowns however get good press. Ya know what? Screw this blogging stuff. I'm gonna start writing about how the government *really* works. If only it did. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on February 24, 2005 05:03 PM
The other day on 'Inside Politics', I saw their 'What's in the Blogs' segment for the first time. Two reporters sat on a space-age set with flat-screen monitors and were reporting on what 'the blogs' were saying about the infamous USANext blogad re AARP. Of course, 'the blogs' consists of Kos and Atrios. I kept waiting for them to quote DU. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on February 24, 2005 05:05 PM
OT: What's wrong with this picture? A woman performs oral services, impregnates herself, and then sues for paternity http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/24/sperm.theft.ap/index.html Posted by: JohnnyComeLately on February 24, 2005 05:19 PM
Wonkette is the Jerry Falwell of the blogosphere. Even though no bloggers actually seem to like her, or link to her, she still gets interviewed as "representative" of what bloggers are thinking. It's not particularly surprising, actually. After all, the best way to discredit bloggers is to focus on someone as slight and pointless as Cox. Posted by: Slubgob on February 24, 2005 05:44 PM
There are eight bazillion blogs that contain only a name and a single post, generally titled, "Test." Posted by: The Sanity Inspector on February 24, 2005 05:57 PM
I may be wrong, but I believe that those are the only 3 REAL blogs. We've all been kidding ourselves. Posted by: Nickie Goomba on February 24, 2005 06:19 PM
ACE - So far you have nothing to worry about. At the risk of sounding like a syncophantic toadie (which I am), your blog really is by far the best at what you do. Though I read them every day, Freeper is too damn proper for me, (in other words they kicked me off) and all the others are so limited. They have few stories and don't continually post stories like you and Freeper. Besides, in your own inimatable words: ACE brings the funny of five mortal bloggers! Posted by: 72VIRGINS on February 24, 2005 06:26 PM
The day the NYT mentions Instapundit as a popular blog is the day the universe implodes. Posted by: George Guy on February 24, 2005 06:31 PM
72V-- Kicked off of Free Republic? You're my hero! What did you have to do to get kicked off? Shoot a man just for snorin'? Stampede cattle--through the Vatican? De-pants Jesse Ventura? Posted by: See-Dubya on February 24, 2005 06:42 PM
Hey Ace, use this to ensure your NYT links don't expire. Posted by: someone on February 24, 2005 07:37 PM
Pence's actual blog here. Looks like just news clippings. Plus the archives are foobared... Posted by: someone on February 24, 2005 07:49 PM
I had occasion to meet Mike Pence in 2001 in DC. Perhaps unfair, but he didn't impress me. Didn't seem like a whole lot going on there. Posted by: Ken Hall on February 25, 2005 10:13 AM
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