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February 21, 2005

Michelle Malkin at CPAC

Here's a shot of Michelle Malkin holding up my death-card business card. Kinda cool. At least it made my day.

She was sick, and told me she didn't want to give me her germs. I told her proudly that I had stronger germs.

posted by Ace at 07:54 PM

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Whoa! Very cool Ace. I bow to you Master. You see all - you know all. (She's pretty hot man!)

Posted by: Philip on February 21, 2005 08:18 PM

That's awesome!!

Posted by: Ol' BC on February 21, 2005 08:31 PM

Michelle is deeeelish....

Posted by: Golden Boy on February 21, 2005 08:33 PM

Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Rusty on February 21, 2005 09:08 PM

Brains AND Beauty - always good to have together. Her columns are outstanding, glad she is on our side. Too bad Britney isn't as smart - she is really cute, in a puppyish way. Oh well, at least Britney is pro-Bush (I think).

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on February 21, 2005 09:09 PM

Punk.

(Sorry, that's just the jealousy speaking.)

Posted by: ken on February 21, 2005 09:15 PM

Sure don't look sick in that photo ...

Posted by: on February 21, 2005 09:24 PM

No way the NYTimes will hire you now.

Posted by: embolism on February 21, 2005 10:00 PM

One thing that struck me from the CPAC pics and video is how YOUNG she looks. She writes with the poise of a forty-something, but she looks like she's in her mid-twenties.

Anybody know what her age is, more or less?

Posted by: SWLiP on February 21, 2005 10:09 PM

Ace-- very cool. Beautiful with an incredibly sharp pen; what a combo!

Although, from that picture, my hatred of all things Oliver Willis is increasing exponentially as I type.

Man, that guy is like school in the summer: no class.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on February 21, 2005 10:47 PM

Based on her "about" link on her home page:

http://michellemalkin.com/about.htm

It would seem she probably graduated from college in the late '80s or early '90s. That'd leave some room for her to move from reporter to opinion journalist. If my numbers are right, I'd guess she's about 34-39. But that's just a guess.

As far as hotness goes, hers knows no bounds. She's hotter than hot. She's on fucking fire hot. Add to that her intelligence quotient, and her conservative roots, and her powerful personality (she's not intimidated by anyone, and she's gotten plenty of abuse), and that makes her about the hottest thing that walks the earth. She's from the house of the lion, with the heart of an eagle and the beatuy of a goddess. (OK, sure I've gone overboard, but watching her on Fox is like video gold. Sometimes I can't even listen to what she's saying she's so hot).

OK, now I'm done. I think I'm going to follow the wisdom of that Wales rugby fan before I go do something dreadful.

KCTrio

Posted by: KCTrio on February 21, 2005 10:55 PM

You just got one up on Frank J. I mean, sure, on his blog she's wearing his t-shirt, but at least here she's not holding her kid, reminding you and the rest of us how she's married.

Posted by: Sean M. on February 21, 2005 10:57 PM

Dave ...
Have pity on O-Dub. He's the way he is because he knows, deep down, that Michelle Malkin will never love him the way he loves her.

As such, crying into his Filet-O-Fish sandwich in the middle of the night as he curls up into a fetal ball on his bed and spewing moonbattery is all he can do.

Posted by: Xoxotl on February 21, 2005 11:28 PM

Would it ok for me to send the picture of you I found on another site so she can post it on her page? It's not nearly as pretty, but her female readers may like it.....

Posted by: bullwinkle on February 21, 2005 11:30 PM

Bullwinkle,

I'd really rather you didn't. That would sort of hurt my anonymity.

Posted by: ace on February 21, 2005 11:43 PM

Well the ring finger kind of gives it away. Maybe Ace can photoshop that insufferable reminder so as to allow us lowly commenters our lofty dreams. I don't EVER want to know who THAT is - not even his name…

Posted by: Philip on February 22, 2005 02:58 AM

Ace--you should have that photo enlarged to make placemats, drink coasters, Christmas cards, pirate flags, hand outs for the shopping malls.
Ace unleashed!

Posted by: on February 22, 2005 04:03 AM

You have Ace of Spades HQ (TM) business cards?

And no one here has picked up on or made fun of you for that?

How gob smackingly vile.

Posted by: senatorphilabuster on February 22, 2005 08:25 AM

Yummy

Posted by: Uncle Mikey on February 22, 2005 10:52 AM

What a babe! The only thing better than this would be her in the woods in camo with a Remington 700 rifle in .300 Win mag!

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on February 22, 2005 12:04 PM

Damn, I don't look that good when I'm sick! It's not fair!

Posted by: kimberly on February 22, 2005 02:10 PM

ACE is that you on Michelle's website next to her with the white shirt and glasses? Ooops!

Posted by: 72WIVES on February 22, 2005 04:09 PM

Bullwinkle,

From your old pal Rocky: Where can we find a pik of the ACE?

Posted by: Rocky on February 22, 2005 04:11 PM

ACE is that you on Michelle's website next to her with the white shirt and glasses? Ooops!

Well, I don't see the picture you're referring to, but in any event, I did not wear a white shirt at CPAC and I didn't wear glasses, either.

So, no.

Posted by: ace on February 22, 2005 04:22 PM

I'd really appreciate if people stopped trying to get my picture, and didn't send it around.

Posted by: ace on February 22, 2005 04:26 PM

ACE - OK, I was just being a dick and had not thought through the implications before, but now I see your point.

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on February 22, 2005 04:43 PM

I seem to have lost the link for that picture I saw that may or may not have been Ace. Come to think of it it looked quite a bit like David Hasselhoff.
Note to Ace, these small bills better not be marked or the deal is off....

Posted by: bullwinkle on February 22, 2005 05:45 PM

One good thing about Malkin is she is one of the first Philippine-Americans to achieve fame. A quiet minority, but there are millions.

Congrats on the pic, Ace.

Posted by: Cedarford on February 23, 2005 12:04 AM

speaking of semi-popular Filipino's in America how about that Lea Salonga... mmm yummy.

She sang "A whole new world" for Disney's Aladdin and was the singing voice for Princess Jasmine in the movie.

Also the singing voice in Mulan.

Did Miss Saigon on Broadway for years.

People magazine: 50 Most Beautiful People in the world in 1991

While not as visible now as Michelle Malkin is, she was pretty big back in the 90's.

Lou Diamond Philips is also part Filipino.

You're right though there's not too many high profile Filipino's in the US.

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🚨ED MILIBAND [a Minister in Starmer's government] SAYS KEIR STARMER WILL RESIGN AS PRIME MINISTER

He has reportedly reassured Labour MP's that Starmer will be resigning following the disastrous results tonight

It's over

"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)

No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.

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Cataclysmic

Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.

Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...

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br> If this continues, Keir Starmer will be out of office next week.

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