Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries
Daily Tech News 17 May 2024
Ask Not What Your ONT Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your ONT Sport Animals Cafe Quick Hits Official Report Lowballs the Biden Inflation At 20% Since His Inauguration Oh, No! White House Aides Fret About the Psychological Strain on Joe Biden Caused By His DOJ Prosecuting His Crackhead Whoremonger Gun Criminal Son Anthony Fauci's Superior at the NIH Admits That the "Six Foot Rule" of Social Distancing Was Never Based on Any Science At All Early Quick Hits Biden Asserts Executive Privilege to Hide His Embarrassing Senility-Exposing Tapes of His Interview with Special Counsel Hur Dana Bash and Jake Tapper (!!!!!) Will "Moderate" First Debate ?!?! Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
NoVaMoMe 2024: 06/08/2024 Arlington, VA Registration Is Open! Texas MoMe 2024: 10/18/2024-10/19/2024 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info |
« Condi Rice Gives France a National Case of the Vapors By Calling Iran "Totalitarian" |
Main
| (Bump) Winter Donation Drive/Jeff Gannon Memorial Fund »
February 12, 2005
(Bump) In Memoriam: Jeff Gannon Haiku ContestWe can't bring him back, but we can grieve together. Through elegiac poetry. Contest closes at, let's say, Monday at 11:59 PM EST. That should give me a good 48 hours to pick a winner. Loose shit? Integrity? Who cares. Make it look approximately like a haiku and that's good enough. Because that's how Jeff Gannon would have wanted it.
They may take our lives, but they will never take-- our GANNNN-ON!!! Thanks to the most excellent Slublog. It's Like Princess Dianna Died All Over Again Update: Just received this touching email from a despondent reader: I just returned from vacation to learn, to my horror, that they -- I can hardly bring myself to say it -- that they got Jeff Gannon! I wouldn't be so sure there aren't a thousand Jeff Gannon heads ready to rise, phoenix-like, from the stalks of his mixed-mythological-metaphor hydra necks. As my Pappy used to say: There's a little bit of Jeff Gannon in all of us. Do I think the fact that they got Jeff Gannon presages the end of Western civilization as we know it? Well, I'm not going to lie to you: it doesn't look good. But let's take a wait and see attitude, okay? No need to sell the wife and kids into forced Bangaledeshi prostitution... yet. Filet-O-Fish Update: Roundy McHeartdisease posts an AP story about Eason Jordan's resignation, and then adds (and I shit you not): Now, back to the phony White House plant reporter. Ahem. Ahem yourself, Wide-Load. I'm flooding the zone on this gob-smackingly vile Jeff Gannon tragedy as best I can. posted by Ace at 04:06 PM
CommentsSparkling dome Posted by: Bob J on February 11, 2005 10:21 PM
Thanks for the compliment and the link. I think you've already provided us with our first semi-haiku. They can take our lives Posted by: Peter on February 11, 2005 10:22 PM
He asked the questions Posted by: BrewFan on February 11, 2005 10:24 PM
Dean of the White House Press Corp Gannon got to ask Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 10:26 PM
Is it 5-7-5 or 7-5-7. I'm too drunk to remember. Either way here goes. [Sorry, I had to delete this. I don't actually want to join in with the left in making unsubstantiated attacks on Mr. Gannon. We're making fun of the left's ludicrous overreaction to this, not Jeff Gannon himself. Just watch it with the attacks on Gannon, please. He didn't do anything to deserve any of this bullshit, and I don't want any part of piling on.] Posted by: sentinel on February 11, 2005 10:32 PM
Sundance Dreams I went to Sundance Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 10:41 PM
I am the Walrus O-Chub hasn't been Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 10:46 PM
Sentinel - how the HELL do you delete your own comments? WTFF? Posted by: fat kid on February 11, 2005 10:47 PM
Ace, Roundy McHeartdisease LOL. Posted by: MeTooThen on February 11, 2005 10:50 PM
Ace's Evidence Gannon is not gay Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 10:52 PM
So it ends afoul Posted by: fat kid on February 11, 2005 10:54 PM
Oh the tragedy Posted by: fat kid on February 11, 2005 10:57 PM
Ok, here goes: Gannon, Jeff Gannon Posted by: Ray Midge on February 11, 2005 10:58 PM
Right Said Kos Gannon's too sexy Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 10:58 PM
Eason walks scot free Posted by: fat kid on February 11, 2005 11:00 PM
I have no life I must have no life Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 11:01 PM
Hammer Slicing Time First it was "Where's Joe"? Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 11:05 PM
Keep 'em coming. But please no gay jokes. Again, the left is attacking him; we're sorta just attacking the left's overreaction. And Fat Kid-- I deleted that, not Sentinel. I forgot to sign the deletion. Posted by: ace on February 11, 2005 11:07 PM
Amish Calling Fat Kid call Amish Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 11:09 PM
Ace is the Place Ace asked for haikus Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 11:14 PM
Return of the Jedi I imagine Kos Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 11:19 PM
Easter Bunny Outside Gannon's Tomb Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 11:28 PM
I hope that I dont Burn in Hell I hope that I dont Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 11:30 PM
Ace--serious for a second: Gannon acquired WH press credentials under a fake name. I don't want to pile on here, but that's not kosher and the libs have a point. Dubya's staff looks either clueless for letting in a ringer (Hello, I'm Amaso nib Nadel from Al Jazeera!) or complicit for letting in a shill to pitch softballs. If there's a better way to interpret the Gannon story, please link to it. But this looks like a case of a really weird dude and some decidedly odd circumstances. I mean, seriously, who uses a pseudonym? And I'm sorry, but if my buddies come around and are like, hey See-dub, ol' pal, can you register the domains for some red hot military gay pjorn sites in my name, cause you're just a humble WH correspondent but I'm mister big serious gay military pjorn dude here, well, buddy, the answer is No Captain, My Captain. So unless I'm missing something here--and please enlighten me if I am--I don't think JG needs a lot of our sympathy. OK, Mask back on. GANNON! NO! WE HARDLY KNEW YE! ALAS POOR GANNON, I KNEW HIM, HORATIO! Let the Haikus continue. Posted by: See-Dubya on February 11, 2005 11:34 PM
Different meter: (my apologies to Whitman) Oh Gannon, my Gannon, our briefing room patron Posted by: Ray Midge on February 11, 2005 11:34 PM
On Freaking Fire! I was on a roll Posted by: senator philabuster on February 11, 2005 11:38 PM
Twin brother Jimmy? In this thread too? Rat Bastard! Throw crates at his ass. Posted by: See-Double Dragon on February 11, 2005 11:45 PM
Er...doesn't anybody feel the slightest bit sorry for poor Jeff "Softball" Gannon? I mean, sure he was a partisan hack reporter, and who knows about the sketchy stuff, but I dunno...I just hope he never finds this site. Not that you all aren't uproariously funny - Ace is on fire like he hasn't been in weeks, and I get the angle you're working is that the Left Blogosphere is playing this up like they've won a Presidential election plus the Superbowl all at one - but still...I guess I'm just a pussy. Posted by: Jeff B. on February 11, 2005 11:46 PM
By the way, See-Dubya, Gannon did NOT apparently acquire WH press credentials under a false name. He got them under his real name. He only used the pen name when writing. Or at least this is what I got from reading INDCJournal's recap. Posted by: Jeff B. on February 11, 2005 11:50 PM
Drowning Eagle Gannon faced his foes Posted by: lauraw on February 11, 2005 11:50 PM
Willow whispering over running brook Jeff B., you pussy Posted by: lauraw on February 11, 2005 11:58 PM
Dude lied about his name to get into a cushy white house press corps job, Jeff B. It's like Ward Churchill lying about being Indian to get an ethnic studies job. Good gig while it lasted, but he was a fake. Like the mercenary con man in Afghanistan who wormed his way into Fox News' confidence. I mean, I've got a certain amount of empathy for what he's going through, but he's a total fraud, not just a partial, half-assed fraud like me. While I'm pissing people off tonight (Slugs from the bottle of room-temp Valu-rite vodka with the Built-In Pourer) I'd have been fine if Eason Jordan had just said "You know what? I screwed the pooch. My mouth got ahead of my head and I said things I thought people wanted me to say but weren't true. I'm going on a couple months' suspension and I'm going to come back and restore CNN's reputation for integrity. And I'm donating three months' salary to the widows and orphans of US soldiers. I may never be able to undo the damage I did by being a smug SOB at Davos, but I'm going to do my best to repair the injuries I've caused, here and abroad." I'd-a been fine with that. Guess I'm just a big softie. Posted by: See-Jimmy-Dubya on February 12, 2005 12:00 AM
Okay, whoops, Jeff B. damn Jimmy didn't read your second post, the crate-bruised doofus. I'll send his sorry butt over to INDC. Posted by: SeeDub on February 12, 2005 12:03 AM
Haiku Now Lu Lu Lu! Lu Lu! Posted by: lauraw on February 12, 2005 12:04 AM
Ace, I wasn't making fun of GANNON! He's my hero. He has taken the left by the horns and wrestled them to the proverbial ground. I have the utmost respect for Jeff. Here's my new and improved...ACE OF SPADES (fucking fascist) POLLITICALLY CORRECT HAIKU FOR THE MASSES Jeff is my hero Left wants to castrate him bad GANNON says, "SUCK THESE!" BTW, GANNON sounds like a Godzilla monster doesn't it? I bet he shoots balls of fire from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. Just like WW! I still think my deleted HAIKUS kick ass. SENITINEL Sentinel Posted by: sentinel on February 12, 2005 12:06 AM
In His Shoes If Jeff Gannon finds Lighten up my darling peeps. Posted by: lauraw on February 12, 2005 12:06 AM
Gannon/Sammon Bye to the Gannon Posted by: scootran on February 12, 2005 12:07 AM
Whale ass obscured by Moon Mr. Filet-O-fish Posted by: lauraw on February 12, 2005 12:11 AM
Gannon, hope is lost! Your great sacrifice LO! Our sorrow great, Posted by: lauraw on February 12, 2005 12:19 AM
The moment two bubbles Posted by: Nordicgirl on February 12, 2005 12:20 AM
See-Dubya says who Posted by: Matt Navarre on February 12, 2005 12:59 AM
The cherry blossoms flutter to the ground Posted by: Michael on February 12, 2005 02:31 AM
Hitting on someone with a haiku? Very classy. Posted by: ace on February 12, 2005 02:33 AM
THEY GOT JEFF GANNON! Posted by: krakatoa on February 12, 2005 02:46 AM
When The Smiths fired Craig Posted by: Sean M. on February 12, 2005 03:09 AM
Best. Thread. Ever. (Esp. lauraw's haikus.) Posted by: someone on February 12, 2005 03:20 AM
Gannon acquired WH press credentials under a fake name. I think this is wrong. I think I read the WH knew his real name. They realized he was working under a nom de plume. So he didn't trick anyone. I don't see the problem. If I want to call myself Ace of Spades, what's it to anyone else> I don't want to pile on here, but that's not kosher and the libs have a point. Dubya's staff looks either clueless for letting in a ringer (Hello, I'm Amaso nib Nadel from Al Jazeera!) or complicit for letting in a shill to pitch softballs. Eh, who cares. Look, See-Dub, if the WH took notice of you, and wanted to reward a smart conservative with credentials, you'd take them. And the WH wouldn't have done anything wrong. If that old rotten stinker Helen Thomas can voice her opinions, why can't Jeff Gannon? If there's a better way to interpret the Gannon story, please link to it. But this looks like a case of a really weird dude and some decidedly odd circumstances. I mean, seriously, who uses a pseudonym? You must be being ironic. I hope. YOU use a pseudonym, dude! So do I! And I'm sorry, but if my buddies come around and are like, hey See-dub, ol' pal, can you register the domains for some red hot military gay pjorn sites in my name, cause you're just a humble WH correspondent but I'm mister big serious gay military pjorn dude here, well, buddy, the answer is No Captain, My Captain. Mistates the facts, badly. He used to work for a software company, where it was his job to register domains on behalf of clients. He didn't do it for a "buddy." He did it in the normal functioning of his work. Posted by: ace on February 12, 2005 03:26 AM
Winter snows bury Posted by: Sean M. on February 12, 2005 03:30 AM
And I'm sorry, but if my buddies come around and are like, hey See-dub, ol' pal, can you register the domains for some red hot military gay pjorn sites in my name... Is "gay pjorn" the reason Excitable Andy is headed to Europe? Does anybody know if he's making a stop in Norway? (I apologize in advance for my gob-smackingly vile comment and any heart ache it may have caused.) Posted by: Sean M. on February 12, 2005 03:36 AM
Oops, seems I screwed up the italics tags there. Preview is my fiend. Muuuuhaaaahaaaahaaa! Posted by: Sean M. on February 12, 2005 03:37 AM
And who cares if he registered gay porn sites, anyway? I know there are some religious conservatives here, but I think most of the readership remaining at this point has a, let us say, latitudinarian sort of attitude towards pornography. Posted by: ace on February 12, 2005 03:38 AM
As the mainstream cry The White House waves goodbye Posted by: Peter Hughes on February 12, 2005 03:55 AM
Ace wins my heart with Posted by: gail on February 12, 2005 09:00 AM
Winter Sky Sunset with Pathetic Screeching Gull They caught Jeff Gannon Conversation hearts Remember the day Posted by: lauraw on February 12, 2005 09:43 AM
A little haiku I have modestly entitled: Gannon. Here goes. Gannnon Ga-Ga-Ga Gannon Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga Gannon Ga-Ga-Ga Gannon
Posted by: sonofnixon on February 12, 2005 10:01 AM
When Jeff Gannon was in the Olympics Posted by: Stumbo on February 12, 2005 11:18 AM
My Tears Dew falls from lotus
Load up the Hummer
I did not speak out Posted by: Jimmie on February 12, 2005 11:52 AM
I'm working on a little elegiac piece en francais that ends, hauntingly, with the age-old question........ Et ou sont les haques d'antan? Villon was immortalized for less, n'est-ce pas? Posted by: gail on February 12, 2005 11:57 AM
Did I say I was a pussy? Okay, I really meant "hypocrite pussy." Bald Men Compared Gannon goes down hard Posted by: Jeff B. on February 12, 2005 12:35 PM
Bleached Bone against Pale Sand in the Gloaming Press Corps, we beg you Trouble us no more Just kidding, assholes Posted by: lauraw on February 12, 2005 12:40 PM
lauraw you are on haiku fire! Posted by: BrewFan on February 12, 2005 01:01 PM
I had a dream, once Posted by: fat kid on February 12, 2005 01:09 PM
(Feel 110% free to delete this - I'm just being a dork b/c I like this poem) If you can keep your head when all about you If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can make one heap of all your winnings If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Posted by: fat kid on February 12, 2005 01:12 PM
*blush* Fanks. Posted by: lauraw on February 12, 2005 01:13 PM
Oh sure...lauraw gets all sort of acclaim for being on haiku fire, while the poor senator (who owned the first thirty comments in this thread!!!) gets ignored. Is it because I'm a lesbian? Posted by: senator philabuster on February 12, 2005 01:25 PM
It's because you aren't a real lesbian, you just play one on TV. Posted by: Man of Substance on February 12, 2005 01:30 PM
Oh, Sorry, I forgot it was a Hiaku thread... ummmm. Ffff fame forth-not-coming Posted by: Man of Substance on February 12, 2005 01:35 PM
It is no surprise Oh, wait. Not Rich Gannon? Posted by: neocon on February 12, 2005 03:00 PM
Some here seem to have a nut on because Gannon used a nom de plume. Just to make it clear, he used his real name in all dealings with the White House and the daily press pass. He used his real name in applying for a permanent pass (which BTW is handled by the Senate Press Gallery...anyone wondering who leaked his real name?) People who dealt with Jeff in a business way knew his real name...Talon News did, GOPUSA did, hell, I did. Jeff used a psuedo for one reason, he didn't want to use his real name, Guckert (use your imagination). Jerry Riviera (Geraldo Rivera) and Larry Ziegler (Larry King) also use a nom as do many others. Posted by: Bob J on February 12, 2005 03:33 PM
lauraw, You are on fire. and Gail, Good one (my idea, but you beat me to it). So here's this, a bit OT, but a paen to Ace: crazy blog money
Posted by: MeTooThen on February 12, 2005 04:58 PM
oops. Spell Check: paean ;0 Posted by: MeTooThen on February 12, 2005 04:58 PM
Ganon- my hero Ganon- my hero The wind blows softly Ganon- is there a My son will carry I'd write more, but the tears are too thick. Posted by: RobTBSC on February 12, 2005 06:32 PM
Senator, Jealousy is an ugly, ugly thing. I do love it so! Posted by: lauraw on February 12, 2005 06:56 PM
Nah...it isn't jealousy Lauraw. It's despair that, as a lipstick lesbian, I am being persecuted on this thread. Would Jeff Gannon have wanted that to happen? Posted by: senator philabuster on February 12, 2005 07:26 PM
No. GANNON!!!! Posted by: lauraw on February 12, 2005 09:29 PM
WWGD? You've read the post, now buy the bracelet. Posted by: gail on February 12, 2005 09:51 PM
What would Gannon do? Posted by: gail on February 12, 2005 09:54 PM
Lotus Flowers and Attention Spans Dusty on the side Posted by: BrewFan on February 12, 2005 10:28 PM
One bright, shining day, Until then, just keep Posted by: Sean M. on February 12, 2005 10:47 PM
Writing under a Posted by: Sortelli on February 13, 2005 12:32 AM
Ace, Lady Diana Spenser, the Princess of Wales, spelled her name with one n. So far as I'm aware, I'm one of the few who spell with two. It gave me quite start. I'm not a princess. Posted by: Dianna on February 13, 2005 12:43 AM
Grasping for the straws, Posted by: Sortelli on February 13, 2005 02:04 AM
The Gannonator Posted by: on February 13, 2005 05:52 AM
Who is Jeff Gannon? Posted by: Christopher Ignatius on February 13, 2005 10:25 AM
latitude chimps cry
Posted by: Alessandra on February 13, 2005 11:31 AM
Conservative Jeff Posted by: TallDave on February 13, 2005 03:02 PM
A Tribute from Link Gannon, they somehow Posted by: TallDave on February 13, 2005 03:07 PM
Counterfeit scandal Posted by: Hondo on February 13, 2005 11:49 PM
Bury Eason's heart Posted by: on February 14, 2005 12:09 AM
Blind squirrel's nut Posted by: HankF on February 14, 2005 09:09 AM
Damn you to hell, Kos. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on February 14, 2005 01:49 PM
A skirmish lost but Posted by: AnnaZ on February 14, 2005 04:59 PM
Post a comment
| The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines
This dude's smooth rap is a real panty-dropper
He's actually a YouTube comic, he's doing it as a joke. I didn't want to spoil it but I also don't want to mislead people.
As Twitchy says, Keith Olbermann can't stop bragging that he once had a girlfriend fifteen years ago
He got to touch her boobies and everything! It gets worse: he's previously complained that his Hot Ex-Girlfriend from the Niagara Falls Area (you wouldn't know her) used to beat him up
In case you missed it: Michael Cohen's video pitch for a reality TV show starring his charismatic self, called "The Fixer"
Capitol Hill police have discovered a bag of cocaine in the Capitol Building.
A police source describes the coke bag as "larger than Don Henley's discreet on-stage coke snifter" but "smaller than Hunter Biden's weekender crack satchel."
Blame it on the Rain: Gavin Newsom blames his state's little tiny $45 billion budget deficit on... "rain bombs"
He didn't know there would be rain at the end of winter and into the spring. Officer, that tree jumped right in front of my car! (And I think Joe Biden shit my pants!)
"Joe Biden" visited Megyn Kelly
"Those films showing me stumbling are all fake... I'll take my Talking Pills, and I'm feeling fine, and then they show these fake movies of me falling on the stairs. End paragraph. New paragraph."
RFK Jr Endorses Abortion Up Until Birth
Nothing equivocal either. [CBD]
Content warning/for the lads: Ozzy Man reviews Brazillian TV
Thanks to Thomas Bender
How Many Divisions Does SCOTUS HAVE? "There are a couple of rather interesting cases going on that perfectly illustrate how thoroughly corrupt the justice system has become." My latest essay over at Taki's Magazine. Please read and comment! [J.J. Sefton]
The Bulwark, not ten hours ago: Why Biden Won't Abandon Israel
You say you're all high-performing experts at political analysis, huh? You say you're paid huge sums by Democrat billionaires just because your insight is so acute, eh? Their next article will argue that Biden is trying to be a great friend to Israel -- real friends tell their friends when they're doing wrong, right? Real friends cut you off drinking at a bar when you've had too many. And the best friends of all cut off your armament lifeline when you're in an existential fight with terrorists.
A superintendent of schools opened an investigation into schoolchildren when they clapped for her daughter's softball MVP award, but she felt they didn't clap hard enough
Remember, everybody, there would be no war if leftwing women controlled the world. Oh, they start fascist investigations into children if their egos are bruised, but totally, no wars or strife at all Recent Comments
Cute Fuzzy Kittuh:
"[i]4 It's not our fault!
Well whose is it? Beca ..."
Puddleglum at work: "Mornin' ..." Skip : "G'Day everyone TGIF ..." https://solitarysales.fun: "I know this if off topic but I'm looking into star ..." olddog in mo: "[i]It's not our fault![/i] Well whose is it? Be ..." Pixy Misa: "Morning all. ..." olddog in mo: "Nooded. ..." olddog in mo: "Pixy's nood ..." olddog in mo: "Morning, 'rons and 'ettes. ..." olddog in mo: "Morning, 'rons and 'ettes. ..." Skip : "And K would like to back to bed a couple hours ..." Skip : "Lots to do today, Monday far away job ..." Bloggers in Arms
Behind The Black The Pipeline NewsMax The O.K. Corral by Wyatt Earp Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon American Digest Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides
Kaboom!
Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Archives
Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com |