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February 09, 2005
Al Qaeda Big Dies In CustodyA militant described by police as one of al Qaeda's top leaders in Kuwait has died in custody after being arrested in connection with a wave of violence in the Gulf state, officials said on Wednesday. Gob-smackingly vile. Enezi had been interrogated by police since his capture on January 31 after a gunbattle in which five militants and a policeman were killed, and was suspected of involvement in other deadly clashes between militants and security forces last month. Surely Albert Gonzalez' "terror memo" encouraged and "set the conditions" for a brutal interrogation. I'm appalled, horrified, shocked, chagrined, and filled with "heart-ache." Security sources said Enezi, a Kuwaiti, had confessed that militants were planning to attack U.S. military convoys and other American targets as well as Kuwaiti security forces in suicide bombings using booby-trapped vehicles. In related news, Kuwait still does not allow gay marriage. Hmmf. Some "allies." And in not-so-related news... The important issue of same-person marriage is about to be debated in this country: For centuries, the stigma attached to self-love has been a shameful and oppressive one, causing the self-centered, self-absorbed and self-satisfied to lead lives of quiet desperation. But not any more. Hmmmm... Is this what Sullivan has been after all along? Self-love, hells yeah. Self-marriage? I don't know. Seems like you'd be really screwing yourself as far as gifts. posted by Ace at 03:01 PM
CommentsUs singles demand full marriage rights also! Posted by: HowardDevore on February 9, 2005 03:29 PM
Hey, who are you to say I lead a life of "quiet desperation?" Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on February 9, 2005 04:47 PM
Having been self absorbed all my life it is good to see my "rightful place in society" being acknowledged. Perhaps I should have my own pride parade so everyone could come out and cheer for me. And yes, I am happily enjoying my love life. After all, I never found anyone better. Posted by: ME on February 9, 2005 05:05 PM
How does one collapse blood circulation? Did they put a board over him and pile cement blocks on it? Posted by: Paul Phillips on February 9, 2005 05:08 PM
They check your pulse to make sure you're dead, because death and 'collapse of blood circulation' tend to coincide exactly. Posted by: lauraw on February 9, 2005 05:32 PM
Same-person marriage? Is that like marrying your clone? Posted by: Patrick Chester on February 9, 2005 05:33 PM
I buy myself presents all the time. What can I say -- I'm worth it! Myself, I think I'll keep me! Posted by: Andrea Harris on February 9, 2005 06:57 PM
Andrea: Regarding your Just. Shut. Up. post, all I can say is Right. Fucking. On. Brilliant. Posted by: on February 9, 2005 07:37 PM
Kuwait - heck of a response to those who would destroy you. Wonder why so many here can't see the benefits of death to the terrorists? Self-love - used to be called other things, but since we can't have any shame now (that hurts the psyche and is detrimental to the "feel-good" god) I guess we'll have to suffer the slings and arrows of such unwarranted hubris. Posted by: Carlos on February 9, 2005 09:58 PM
Thanks, person who didn't leave a name! As for Carlos... Wonder why so many here can't see the benefits of death to the terrorists?Huh? I can see the benefits to us and the world at large of terrorists being dead, but unless you buy into that whole 72-virgins afterlife thing I don't really see what you are getting at. Unless you really, really like raisins... Posted by: Andrea Harris on February 10, 2005 08:44 AM
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Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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Democrat Congresswoman Sara Jacobs cites Me-Again Kelly, Cavernous Nostrils, Alex Jones and Tuq'r Qarlson as proof that concerns about Trump's mental health are "bipartisan"
As Bonchie from Red State says: Know the op when you see it.
Leftists who have been drawing Frankendistricts for decades are suddenly upset about Republican line-drawing
Socialist usurper Obama cut commercials urging Virginians to vote for the bizarre "lobster" gerrymander -- but now says gerrymanders are so racist you guys Obama is complaining about the new Louisiana map -- but here's the thing, the new map has much more compact and rational borders than the old racial gerrymander map Pete Bootyjudge is whining too. But here's the Illinois gerrymander he supports.
Big Bonus! Under the new Florida congressional map, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will probably lose her seat
And she can't even go on The View because she's ugly a clump of stranger's hair in the bath-drain
ANOTHER LEFT WING ASSASSIN ATTEMPTS TO KILL TRUMP
If I understand this, the left-wing Democrat assassin attempted to get into the White House Correspondents Association dinner, and was stopped at the magnetometers, which detected his gun. I guess he pulled out the gun and was shot by Secret Service agents. Erika Kirk was present.
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