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February 07, 2005
Freedom Pays a DividendUkraine's New Government Turns Aggressively To Investigate Illicit Arms Sales Maybe there's something to this "freedom" schtick of Bush's after all: The newly-appointed government of Ukraine is wasting no time turning its attention to allegations of corruption and dangerous weapons deals under the previous administration. Who's going to argue with Yulia?
A Photo Album: See-Dub sends along this link to pics showing fair Yulia looking very dishy indeed. And not just dishy-- she seems to favor slightly period/sci-fi get-ups and a quasi-Princess-Leia hairdoo. The Thinking Man's Cheesecake? Definitely the Dorking Man's Cheesecake. Hotter Still: Not only does she have her own eponymous political party, but she is known as a "firebrand." I'm getting as moist as a snack cake, as Jerri Blank would say. posted by Ace at 05:33 PM
CommentsYulia is the new COWBELL! for the Global WoT. Man, she's a stunner. If only American political women looked that good. Must be something in the water in Ukraine. Posted by: hobgoblin on February 7, 2005 05:43 PM
Well, let me caution you. I found a lot of pictures of Yulia, and most of them show her looking rather plain. Or maybe on the lesser side of plain. She does clean up nicely, though. Posted by: ace on February 7, 2005 05:44 PM
Ace, man, you're breaking my heart. I saw some of the pics in the earlier thread, and though she does clean up real nice, the baseline isn't too shabby either. Not Monica Bellucci hot, but certainly pretty. The hair has looked far worse, but again, the face and the chassis have seemed to remain a constant state of just fine (which is a hell of a lot better than 99.999999% of women in politics). Posted by: hobgoblin on February 7, 2005 05:48 PM
Ace, thou art illin'. Clear the mucus from your corneas and check out her photo album. I think there's enough for cowbell and to spare. Posted by: See-Dubya on February 7, 2005 05:56 PM
I thought women in positions of political power only wore their hair that way in overrated space movies. I like it. Posted by: Matt on February 7, 2005 06:04 PM
Maybe the makers of the movie borrowed the hairstyle because it wasn't common here. :) (Wasn't one of the "alien" languages in one of the Star Wars movies really some African language?) Posted by: Patrick Chester on February 7, 2005 06:19 PM
...and no, she ain't bad looking either. ;) Posted by: Patrick Chester on February 7, 2005 06:22 PM
runs in the family, too.
http://www.tymoshenko.com.ua/eng/photo/4/# Posted by: hobgoblin on February 7, 2005 06:31 PM
the link should be Posted by: hobgoblin on February 7, 2005 06:33 PM
hobgoblin: damn! Posted by: madne0 on February 7, 2005 07:21 PM
What the hell is that? An onion tree? Its either that or some kind of freakish albino apple. Whatever it is it looks like she's about to brain her mother with it. Posted by: comrad amish on February 7, 2005 07:42 PM
amish, why are you looking at the fruit, you fruit? Posted by: hobgoblin on February 7, 2005 07:45 PM
I think theyre fighting over that deliciously sweet fruit. Pretty soon theyre going to be rolling around on the ground scratching and biting, until both of their shirts are in tatters and they both lay their half naked and panting. Their bodies drenched in sweat. And then do you know whats going to happen? One of them is going to say: "What the fuck kind of fruit is this?! A mutant pear? " Posted by: red shoe amish on February 7, 2005 07:54 PM
Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it just to reach you, Yulia, Posted by: senator philabuster on February 7, 2005 07:54 PM
I suddenly find myself more interested in the land of my anscestors. Posted by: Eric Pobirs on February 7, 2005 08:27 PM
you can have their land. I'll take their women. Posted by: Ivan Amish on February 7, 2005 08:29 PM
I like the heading for one section of the site: "B Yu Ty." Beauty, eh! As the man said about the one-dollar double cheeseburger, "I'd hit it." Posted by: Guy T. on February 7, 2005 09:37 PM
I agree with post #1. Check out the pics of her in the blue pants and jacket in the family section. This woman is 44 years old, and she's got the body of a girl in her mid 20s. Damn, I hope I look so good at her age. Wait, I am her age. Rats. Posted by: Drew on February 7, 2005 10:31 PM
Lord, grant me a Congresswoman as pleasing to the eyes as... Good to know Heavenly Father still builds them right in the north of Europe. Posted by: Sean the INFDL on February 7, 2005 10:48 PM
Tymoshenko wears her hair like that for the same reason George W. Bush wears a cowboy hat. She's really rich, and so lots of people would have a hard time believing that she's much like them. But that hairdo is part of a very traditional Ukrainian look. So this is her way of telling all the Ukrainian folk out there that she's just a plain old-fashioned country gal like them, and not a super-rich power-broker. It's what John Forbes Kerry was trying to do when he was windsurfing. Except that he was too elitist to realize that this sport is not exactly the Great American Pastime. Posted by: House of Payne on February 8, 2005 12:48 AM
That's an interesting schoolgirl/dominatrix look she has going on with that grey dress and those black lace gloves. I suspect that she will be an effective prime minister for a variety of reasons. Posted by: dillene on February 8, 2005 10:00 AM
Russian and Ukrainian women seem to age very well. Only thing I can think of is diet and less sun damage to the skin. Posted by: Blacknimbus on February 8, 2005 01:39 PM
"a quasi-Princess-Leia hairdoo." I bet it's a traditional Ukrainian hair-do. You unworldly ignorant American, you. Posted by: Yehudit on February 8, 2005 02:59 PM
I personally find her nickname "the gas princess" much funnier, and much less flattering for a woman. Either way, I'm very thankful for her. Not just because of what she is doing for Ukraine, but because half of the searches that send people to my site are for "Yulia Tymoshenko naked photos". Posted by: on February 8, 2005 06:16 PM
I personally find her nickname "the gas princess" much funnier, and much less flattering for a woman. Either way, I'm very thankful for her. Not just because of what she is doing for Ukraine, but because half of the searches that send people to my site are for "Yulia Tymoshenko naked photos". Posted by: Robert Mayer on February 8, 2005 06:16 PM
be careful what you write. the new kgb chief, a baptist minister, is her bodyguard. Posted by: abdymok on February 10, 2005 11:37 PM
As for the Princess Leia comparison, and hairstyles aside, PL looks like a sock compared to Yulia. Posted by: Them on February 11, 2005 02:31 AM
Yulia is absolutely stunning in person. You ain't seen nothing yet :) Kudos on a great blog. OEC Posted by: One Eyed Cat on February 12, 2005 06:26 PM
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