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January 26, 2005

Sex Can Sell Anything [Say Anything]

Even coffins.

Here's a bikini calendar put out by Cisa, a funeral home and coffin factory in Rome, Italy.

None of the girls are nude, but they are in some pretty skimpy bikinis. Don't click if you're not into that sort of thing.

[Cross-posted at Say Anything]


posted by Ace at 02:47 PM
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I dunno, its kinda creepy in a hot sorta way.
Maybe Goths would go for it.

Posted by: Iblis on January 26, 2005 02:55 PM

This is SOOO wrong.

I love naked or nearly naked chicks. I have nothing against caskets.

But these ugly or ponderously thighed girls, posing on top of caskets (and around and over, why not inside?) is just awful.

It's just two things that do not go well together, like chocolate-covered catfish.

I do like the one posing with the EU flag, though---as a political statement.

Posted by: hobgoblin on January 26, 2005 03:00 PM

Not into that sort of thing?

Who? Who's not into that sort of thing?

Excepting Andrew Sullivan?

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 26, 2005 03:12 PM

Why do I get the feeling that there will be a comment from "necrophilia amish" soon?

Posted by: senator philabuster on January 26, 2005 03:25 PM

Miss March made me laugh. Her face could stop a clock!

Posted by: lauraw on January 26, 2005 03:46 PM

LauraW: In case you didn't know Ms. March and Ms. December are the same person, and I'll thank you to keep your comments about my wife to yourself!

Posted by: me on January 26, 2005 04:36 PM

I was wondering if the march picture was a political statement. I'll just act like it is.

I also have to concur with Iblis. This is just too morbid.

Posted by: Neocon on January 26, 2005 04:39 PM

Oh that's WRONG. That's just WRONG, wrong all over the place. HOW do you find these things?

WHAT kind of statement is the September picture making with the US flag in the background and 9/11 highlighted on their calendar?

And permit me to end with a bad pun concerning the power tools; so, are they putting the last nail in the coffin?

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on January 26, 2005 05:09 PM

me:

My bad.
Mrs. me is clearly a lovely, lovely girl.
You are a lucky fella.

Posted by: lauraw on January 26, 2005 05:34 PM

Come on people

rigamortis aint nothin but an all over hard on- you might as well be able to put it to good use.

Posted by: undead amish on January 26, 2005 05:45 PM

Apology accepted Lauraw. She's a close friend of "the Jen" and very Texas. Perhaps you'd like to come over sometime and try some of her tuna noodle casserole with Mexican "nail soup." Call us when you get to San Antonio.

Posted by: me on January 26, 2005 06:00 PM

Excuse me???


Did anyone else notice the 'crucifixion' going on in the April pic?!

How about the June pic with the tattoo'd girl, essentially, squatting over the engraving of Christ?!

Thank G-d it's not MY daughter!!!

Posted by: jmflynny on January 26, 2005 08:02 PM

Chrissakes people. If the EU flag being draped around doesn't bug you, get off their asses about OUR flag.

The US Flag for September - probably a poor choice. Seeing's how the Italians are pretty solid with us in the WOT, I would think that it was to show solidarity rather than scorn.

BTW, bbeck, every Sunday is highlighted. 9/11 happens to be on a Sunday in '05.

Posted by: brian on January 27, 2005 06:31 PM

Forgot to put this on the post ... their English website.

You can find the 2003 - 2005 calendars in the Products section.

For the ninny-heads, September '04 had the US flag as well.

http://www.cofanifunebri.it/english-index.htm

Posted by: brian on January 27, 2005 06:35 PM
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