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A LIVING Darwin Awards CandidateWhat type of man (or woman for that matter) would be unhappy with a high sex drive? Heck, it's a gift and a joy, yes? But not for one man in Reno, Nevada. For him, it was a burden. So, you might be wondering, did he take some Prozac, Zoloft or Paxil, which are known to decrease libido? Or did he find himself a lady friend? No way! After doing some studying online, he castrated himself. To say that the man needs counseling is quite the understatement. But still his home surgery was successful. posted by Ace at 11:53 PM
CommentsWow, that took balls. Posted by: Honored Matre on January 25, 2005 12:07 AM
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Hey Atomic Amish, that picture you're linking to was from the movie "Exit to Eden," based on the Anne Rice novel of the same name. I'm no Rosie O'Donnell fan. But I thought she was funny in the movie, which I saw a long time ago. Posted by: Zelda on January 25, 2005 12:17 AM
ive said it before and ill say it again-nobody does comedy like Anne Rice -Nobody Posted by: interview with the amish on January 25, 2005 12:33 AM
I remember reading about a medieval monk in England who castrated himself because, well, it was a distraction. Fellow took Matthew 18:9 a bit literally. And I read somewhere else about an Arab terrorist who was thrown into an Israeli prison, and decided to convert to Judaism, and circumcised himself. With his teeth. There should be some kind of award for that. Posted by: See-Dubya on January 25, 2005 01:58 AM
See-Dubya wrote: "...and circumcised himself. With his teeth. There should be some kind of award for that."
Posted by: Tin man amish on January 25, 2005 02:04 AM
"I remember reading about a medieval monk in England who castrated himself because, well, it was a distraction." But it is. Think how much work you'd do, how much money you'd make, how many kinds of atoms you'd split if you didn't have a dick. Think about it. Posted by: ace on January 25, 2005 02:23 AM
Think how much work you'd do, how much money you'd make, how many kinds of atoms you'd split if you didn't have a dick. Think about it.
im pretty sure everything i do somehow relates to trying to impress women. Are you ugly? better make a lot of cash Posted by: amish on January 25, 2005 02:33 AM
Amish, you're bringin' the funny tonight, and I'm not much liking it. Posted by: ace on January 25, 2005 02:41 AM
Being married tends to focus your attention on the workie-workie, too. I'd love to sit here and read blogs all night, but I gotta go to work. Cause if I don't, I might as well do what this guy did. Posted by: See-Dubya on January 25, 2005 02:59 AM
Shades of Heaven's Gate. Posted by: TallDave on January 25, 2005 11:55 AM
Amish, You'd be surprised. Without testosterone, you lose all motivation to accomplish anything. Posted by: TallDave on January 25, 2005 12:00 PM
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
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“robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.”
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Thanks to fd. Yeah, thanks a bunch, Chief.
Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran
It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.
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Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.
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