Ace has discovered Superbad. :-)

I used to go play with that site a lot back in 1999 or so. It's got some very...disturbing things on it though. The one about the kid being stung by the bees comes to mind.

damn. You mean this one?

The boy poured honey down his back and shook his buttocks left to right.
The naked crazy boy. He passed by the beehives, jogging not running. Taking
his sweet innocent time, through the grass, toward the white perfumy clover
field. The bees rose in a fuzzy brown boil, filtered out their hive, cleaved
the air like an arrow aiming for honey-dripping bare-bummed Johnny. Little
Johnny boy smiled broad and white, his feet advancing toward the clover, tossing
his hips from side to side, breathless voice issuing forth, "Beeeeez.
Zzzzzzzhahahahahaaaaaaaa."

Yep, that's the one. Thankfully, you left out the worst parts.