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January 24, 2005

Dem. Strategists Slate 88 Year-Old Kleagle to Harangue Well-Loved Black Lady From Birmingham

Genius.

UPDATE:

Top Seven Phrases From Sen. Byrd's Condoleeza Speechin'

"...the melon patch of unilateral action..."

"...the chicken wings of imperial hubris..."

"...uppity..."

"...mongrel..."

"...Deon Sanders..."

"...lots of black friends..."


UPDATE: Jeff has more.


-the UNPOPULIST


posted by Ace at 10:44 PM
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WASHINGTON - Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia was taken up from the floor of the Senate in mid-haranuge by two angels who bound and gagged him like a criminal before tossing him onto a cloud to be taken up to his Judgment before Saint Peter. The 88 Year-Old Ku, Klux, Klan Kleagle had to be slapped repeatedly as he struggled and called them "damn Alabama porch monkeys" as he was taken up to Judgment during his public speech. "Gods patience is not infinate, Liberals" was what the Angels warned as Byrd disappeared into the ceiling.

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on January 25, 2005 02:25 PM

Ha.

Posted by: the UNPOPULIST on January 25, 2005 08:36 PM

"... Is my pillowcase on straight? I can't see out of these eye holes..."

Posted by: papertiger on January 25, 2005 09:30 PM

Ha! Ace finally gets an Instapundit link, and he's not even here to savor it.

You just know Reynolds has been waiting MONTHS for you to turn your blog over to guests...waiting to spring his one link for the year.

Posted by: Jeff B. on January 25, 2005 10:05 PM

BWAHAHhAHAHAHAHHAAH - awesome. A friggin insta-lanche and he's not even here ... *shakes head* LOL

Posted by: fat kid on January 25, 2005 10:52 PM

Senator Byrd is one of the few people that sleeps between sheets that have eye hole cut into them. Barbara Boxer probably has the same type of sheets it seems. Democrats have really morphed into strange people, in Harry Truman's day they loved their country but their actions now days make you wonder about their allegiance.

Posted by: Ron on January 26, 2005 01:10 AM

Chris Matthews is on record saying the Honorable Senator Byrd's nickname in the halls of congress is "Sheets"

Posted by: on January 26, 2005 05:46 AM

There is no right vs. left. There is simply right vs. wrong. Byrd and Boxer and that uber-puss Dayton all represent the wrong. I'm tired of the whole theme; Whites are racist but don't know it. Blacks excell in sports and music because they're better at them. They lag behind in other areas due to "prejudice!" The Gig is up Lefties. Being called a racist is a terible insult. Them's fightin' words and fightin' we will do!

Posted by: pajamazon on January 26, 2005 08:33 AM

I get a chuckle out of the Dems saying that her only qualification is that she is Black and female.

I don't have time to go into her academic qualifications but they pale in comparison to Barbara Boxer's BA from Brooklyn College! (I mean, Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brooklyn College, I always utter those insititutions in the same breath don't you?)

And what ever community college produced Robert Byrd....

I did not get to see the hearings, did the Senator from West Virginia wear his best white sheet?

Posted by: Bob Diethrich on January 26, 2005 04:56 PM
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